What Do Courtesans Fantasize About?

 

It’s true that professional sex workers, due to the nature of our business, have engaged in a very wide variety of erotic activities with many clients, male and female, gay, straight, and transgendered, and with people who range in age from 18 to 70+. Whatever activity a customer requests, as long as it is nonviolent and adheres to the strict standards of sexual safety we follow, like barrier methods involving condoms and latex gloves for manual stimulation, we will provide the utmost satisfaction.

Our range of client experiences is vast and often unusual. We’ve made love with people in their full-dress military uniforms (although they were wearing only the top halves). I once finger-banged a lady Marine who had fought in some of the world’s most dangerous places, and was bi-curious for a woman’s touch. I enjoyed helping her release her tension by stroking areas of her inner reaches that she never had known were so sensitive. I thanked her for her service by giving her several shaking orgasms. She was a sweetie, and I was glad to help her broaden her sexual tastes.

Some of us have had the fun of fucking Furries. (Say that five times fast!) Who, or what, are Furries? They’re people who like to dress up in oversized cartoon-animal costumes, like the ones you see sports team mascots wearing when they’re encouraging crowds to cheer. Their costumes have openings at the crotches, so that a male furry bear can penetrate a female furry squirrel’s pussy. I guess I’m one of the few courtesans who can say that I’ve been fucked by a man in a furry raccoon suit!

A cynical person might carp that your average courtesan has seen everything that the human sexual imagination has to offer. Nothing can be truly “new” to her, right? I disagree—there is infinite variety to be found throughout humanity. And if you like to fantasize like I do, the actual sex acts feel even more pleasurable.

Even courtesans who have had hundreds of lovers cross their sheets still engage in sex dreams. While we work to help keep the legend of our late founder, Dennis Hof, rolling along, we have personal goals like he did, and told us to seek, too. He taught us to save and invest the money you, our clients, so generously provide for our expert services. Some of us may want to open restaurants or hotels of our own, or car dealerships, or even build a real estate development. Some of the ladies think about where they’d like to travel for their next vacation.

As for me, I’d like to build a clientele numerous enough to enable me to afford to keep my own all-male harem in a big ranch house. Of course, I’d pay them very well, treat them beautifully, but they’d “belong” to me. What woman wouldn’t want to get home after a few days on her back grinding her hips to help multiple males spill their seed to be met at her front door by a naked, toned, pretty hunk o’ man holding a tray with a glass of Champagne freshly poured and bubbling? And his cock rising to salute her?

Behind him would be the rest of the gang, a diverse group of hotties of all colors and ages, all waiting to serve me. Two of them would gently help me out of my clothing and into my PJs, because I crave a refreshing nap after a work week of making the beast with two backs, as Shakespeare wrote of sex. Another would carry me to my sofa and lay me gently down on the deep, giving cushions. Yet another would slip off my socks and gently massage my feet to relax my body into slumber. While I slept, I’d dream of living the exciting life of Queen Cleopatra, who took as her lovers two of the most important men of the Roman world, the handsome young warrior and would-be emperor Marc Antony and the older, balding but still immensely powerful Julius Caesar.

When I awakened, the smell of good food cooking would be wafting in from the kitchen—among my hired hands would be those of an expert chef, of course. After being served a beautifully prepared and presented French meal, my servants would peel off my jammies and panty so that I could make my way to a warm bath waiting in my old-fashioned, deep clawfoot tub, where I’d soak up comfort as one of my house-men sat in a chair, reading poetry to me in a deep, mellifluous voice. Afterwards, two naked men would dry me off with plush, soft towels.

Then, I’d adjourn to my bedroom where, depending on my mood, I’d ask a couple of my guys to snuggle with me under the covers, or have a man fire up my electric wand massager and trace it lightly over my body—just about a quarter-inch above my skin so the vibrations feel teasing and exquisite, halting at the split of my cunny and circling the massager around my mound of Venus until Venus is singing with fiery pleasure.

Either from the warm presence of my snuggle-bunnies or the stimulation of the magic wand, I’d be soaking wet between my legs and horny again although I’d been working hard fucking all week. (We courtesans have great powers of recovery.) I’d dismiss the wand-wielder with a soft kiss, and instruct the two men to glove up their stiff dicks, cover the condoms with my favorite fruity edible lubricant, and present themselves for a double BJ-at-my-bedside, one cock per hand. Then I’d suck their socks off, getting myself even wetter, leaving a fragrant spot of dampness on the sheet where I sat.

After I satisfied myself that those two cocksmen were ready for sex, I’d go into full command mode, ordering them to freshen up the lube on their spears. “You,” I’d say to the first, “lay down on your back, and hold up that meat for me to mount.” And I’d climb aboard him, thrilling at the sensation of his firm flesh uniting with mine. Then I’d snap my fingers at the one waiting. “Get behind me, and stick that thing up my ass!” I’d demand. Oh, yeah, double penetration—double the fun. When a girl has got one cock in her puss, and then feels another one sliding up her bum, you can imagine her eyes rolling back in her head from the overwhelming ecstasy. (Mine do.) I like my lovers to get as noisy as possible during sex because I delight in the lion-like grunts and groans and roars men make as they near climax. When their hardness breaks and they gasp as they fill those rubbers with white lightning, I’m in Heaven. (Those magnificent roaring orgasms would be only one of the perks of working for me. And I would tip well too!)

In my personal frat house, every man would have his own luxury room equipped with exercise equipment and private bath. Of course, part of the deal would be that if the boss, she being me, should mosey into one of those private bathrooms while one of my personal fuckboys is taking a shower, and wants to wash his cock and hairy balls, then soap up his shaft and stroke out some warm jets of cum, that’s my prerogative. And part of the job description.

I don’t know how many guys I’d keep as lovers—maybe eight or 10. With that many men, several would always be ready to get it up for Mama or to populate a midnight fuck party. A lot of girls have daydreamed about having cock on call. I would simply be reversing the roles that have defined men’s and women’s relationships. An in-house dick squadron would answer to my needs and wants—and cook and clean and shop, too! During my working times, I do my best to give my clients the pleasure and satisfaction they deserve. But at home, I’d be getting the personal attention I deserve. To paraphrase the great Mae West, who would invite groups of bodybuilders to her home for discreet sex parties, “A few men in the house is worth two in the street!”

Would you—or you and some of your buddies—like to help me realize my fantasy? I’m always available to audition new talent.

 

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Charming and beautiful, Remy Martin from Dennis Hof's BunnyRanch is the loyal, respectful, and highly erotic woman of your fantasies. Remy adores traveling, sailing, swimming, dancing, and cooking -- let her fix you something succulent to eat during your time together.

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Surprise Sex is the Best!

 

 

Spontaneity is the soul of sexual passion. Of course, erotic anticipation—watchful waiting for just the right moment to caress your naked lover’s bare shoulder or hair or to teasingly pinch her nipples with both hands from behind to indicate that you’re ready to unite physically—has its advocates too. Some folks like to “go slow and savor,” but others let their inhibitions go and just jump right into the physical act of love.

Some men like to be coaxed into horniness gradually. They’ll sit with me at the bar, sipping drinks and casually chatting about what’s happened since we last met. We let the liquor warm us up, and at a certain point, we head for my room to negotiate our sexual business.

Other clients are so eager to enter me that when I know they’re scheduled to meet with me that day, I have my sexual aids lined up on the bedside table before our appointments: an electric wand vibrator; assorted sex toys; a tube or bottle of edible, sweet-tasting lubricant; a box of latex gloves, and a selection of condoms. I need to be able to grab these items and get right to work because I know that my guy will pop a stiff, straining erection in my face as soon as I sit down on the bed in front of him. As soon as we’ve closed the door, we rapidly disrobe, dropping our clothes into a commingled pile on the floor because my stallion is snorting and stomping and he wants to mate, now.

I’ve nicknamed these men my “fighter pilots” because they like to come in hot and fast. No matter how far they’ve driven to be with me, they arrive charged-up and ready to go, and I have to be ready for their barely controlled randiness.

I’ve elevated one of my customers to the status of “jet pilot” because he arrives in such a hot-and-bothered state that he needs immediate relief. When we get to my room, he tears off his jeans and boxers, his hard-on thick and rigid with blood. As quick as I can, I glove up his cock with a condom, squirt lube on it, spread it around, then get a dildo, stretch a condom over it, and lube it generously also. He’s my jet jockey because he craves prostate stimulation with a special kind of “joystick” while I suck or jack him off. I shove that lubed, gloved-up dildo up his ass and work it in and out while I pleasure him orally or manually. After only a few minutes, he shoots off a flood of cum, howling like a man just released from prison after a year without pussy. His whole body shakes. It’s something to see.

But he’s far from finished. His first explosion is just to take the edge off. After he blows his first load, I carefully remove and discard the used condom, cleansing his cock with a washcloth soaked with warm water and soft, creamy soap. Then I hand him a latex glove, cover his fingertips with lube, lay down on my back and open my legs. While we wait for his cock to rest and recover, he finger-fucks me deeply and skillfully, causing my vaginal canal to lengthen and ready herself to receive his dick. He usually brings the vibrator into the action, buzzing my clitty while he digitally drives my cunny crazy. He plunges those long fingers into me like a man possessed. The legendary crossover star of adult and Hollywood films, Nina Hartley, says that in order to truly please a woman, “You’ve got to loooove the pussy.” And he does. He works so fast he’s got me gasping in only a short time.

He’s so good at fingering me that it doesn’t take me long to have my first climax, then another. The sound of a woman reaching orgasm has its effect: His cock snaps to attention again, and I need to reapply a condom—maybe one with stimulation ribs this time—lube it up, and get myself into doggie position on the bed because he’ll use his gloved fingers to spread my pussy lips open, take aim, and plunge that rod as deep inside me as he can. Then he’ll grab my hips and ram that man-meat into me so powerfully that we can hear my oval orifice making the kind of wet, sucking sounds that signal my nearly overwhelming excitement. Faster and faster he strokes, and when he finally spurts I can feel his powerful pulsations because his whole shaft vibrates. Some men really know how to work a pussy, and my jet pilot leaves us both shattered and satisfied. (I really love my work!)

One of the best episodes of surprise sex didn’t happen to me but to two friends of mine who made a little sexual history at the college where they met. The guy was a drummer in a rock band playing the college pub, the girl his lover.

The band took its second break of the evening, and the drummer and his lady went downstairs, where they entered the campus newspaper office (the drummer was also the editor of the newspaper). They locked the door behind them and sat down on a long couch to talk. After a couple minutes, the girl said, “I’m bored. I think we need to fuck.” The drummer obviously agreed, as he rose from the couch, unzipped his pants, and whipped out his instantly hard cock, and turned to bring it to her waiting mouth. She sucked him lovingly for a while, actually only about two minutes because he couldn’t wait to fuck. She pulled her jeans and panties to her knees, knelt on the couch, and her drummer penetrated her slick kitty and laid down a steady rhythm that had them rocking and rolling until they came together. Apparently, they had lost track of the time, because just as they finished, the music started up again upstairs in the pub.

The couple quickly redressed and hurried upstairs. As they entered the pub, about 100 people applauded them for their sexual audacity. Apparently, everyone had guessed what they had been up to downstairs. (The band had two drummers, so a friend attending the show, also a drummer, sat in on lover boy’s kit when he didn’t return on time from break.) The story made the rounds on campus for weeks, and many people stopped by the newspaper office to see “the sex couch.”

Got a story about an experience with surprise sex that you’d like to re-create with my help? Come Visit me at The World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch or Send me an email at [email protected] and let’s book some surprising fun!

 

 

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I love to laugh, I love to make people laugh, and I’m very down to earth. I’m originally an East Coast girl. I’ve been all over the United States, the Caribbean, and even Argentina. There are more places I want to visit so I always have my passport ready! I love living in NV most of all and am so happy to be much more available for an adventure with you! I have a degree in Forensic Psychology with concentrations in Neuroscience. I speak a few languages but not fluently. It’s respectful to show an interest in other people’s languages and cultures. I also have a geeky/nerdy playful side. I like comics, games, and dressing up as characters. I also like sports like baseball. I like the Mets and Red Socks, but my family likes the Yankee’s, which keeps it fun and interesting. I knit and crochet taught by my grandma, I love doing yoga, dance, and some martial art forms since childhood. I would love to show you some yoga positions and dance forms! I like to go camping and enjoy the outdoors with my Jeep Wrangler and I can’t wait to drive around Nevada more and go exploring with some company.

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Reasons Why You Should Vote for Dennis Hof This November by Bunny Grace Cee

To be quite honest, I don’t know much about politics, but I know Dennis Hof. I also know how people portray him in the media. Most of the time, people who have a negative outlook on pimps, and the sex trade that has be around since the dawn of time, portray him, inaccurately and unfairly, as a stereotypical bad-guy Pimp Master puffing on his cigars and sporting a diamond-studded watch on his wrist. However, there’s more to this business owner/politician than just the girls, glitz, and Glamour.

He’s been working since he was nine years old, and has always had a dream to be his own boss. I didn’t know this at first but after reading his book, The Art of the Pimp, I learned that his first business was a gas station in Arizona. After a few years of getting to know the business, he ended up owning five gas stations by the time he was twenty-five! He decided that from then on he was going to be his own man, and that’s exactly what he did.

I have never met a man quite like Dennis Hof, but I’m glad that I met him and Madam Suzette. Thanks to them, I’m an eighteen-year-old businesswoman who’s learned how to be my own boss, too! Not only am I my own boss, but this job has taught me to do things like online marketing, and has helped me improve my time management. Its given me the freedom to have the possibility to attend any school I want, and it has also helped me to open up and come out of my shell.

I still get shy when I first meet new people, but now I tend to warm up quickly as we chat and I’m able to get to know someone. It truly is a priceless gift and opportunity Dennis and Suzette have given me. I make my own rules, choose my own clients, and they both have always made me feel like a part of the family.  Dennis has inspired me to go for my dreams regardless of the public’s stereotypical view of sex workers or our work. He has been able to take a dangerous profession that has been around forever, and turn it into a legitimate, safe, classy, and of course has made it an exhilarating yet relaxing experience for both men and women. If you’ve seen the TV show Cathouse on HBO and have come in recently for our complimentary tours, then you can see how much love he has put into the Moonlite BunnyRanch and all its associated ranches. It’s absolutely beautiful here at the BunnyRanch with the plants, the gym he had put in for us, the pool, jacuzzi and so much more.

I can’t wait to see what happens in November’s election, where Dennis is the Republican nominee in District 36 for a seat in the Nevada State Assembly covering Nye County, Lincoln County and part of Clark County, and what he’s going to do to help Nevada.

If you have any questions about how things work here, or if you would like more info on me, please feel free to email me at [email protected] and I will answer all the questions that you have! I hope this blog helped shed a different light on the Moonlite BunnyRanch and I look forward to hearing from you(:

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I’m Gracie, the youngest bunny at the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch. However, don’t let my age mislead you… What I lack in years I make up with smarts. I am a dainty, all natural, lively oriental girl who loves to meet new people and learn about their journeys!

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HISTORY AND FACTS OF THE LYON COUNTY BROTHELS BY MADAM SUZETTE

Thank you all in advance for reading my post, I want to introduce myself as we have not yet met. After you are done reading this post you will know me well. 

I am not one to go out and publicly speak, I tend to concentrate on managing our business’s instead. But, I did want to come forward on this subject instead of answering a question or stating something here and there.  It took me a while to gather up the history and facts about the Lyon County brothels and have posted this letter in multiple social media platforms to better educate the public on how the brothels work and what the procedures are. No one has better knowledge on this subject than myself, after all, I am the general manager of all the Lyon County brothels and have been since Feb. 1993. I understand you are already aware of some of the items but maybe some items you are not aware of that I would like to share.

I have listed a little of the history and facts of the brothels because I am sure that the general public is unaware of where it all started. 

History of Lyon County Brothels

  • 1955 Moonlight Ranch
  • 1970 Starlight Ranch and is moved and renamed Miss Kitty’s Guest Ranch
  • 1971 Prostitution became legal
  • 1992 Dennis Hof purchases Moonlight and becomes The Moonlight BunnyRanch
  • 1996 Dennis Hof purchases Miss Kitty’s Guest Ranch
  • 2013 Dennis Hof purchases SageBrush Ranch
  • 2016 Dennis Hof opens Kit Kat Ranch

Please refer to Lyon County Business and License regulations to be able to own and have a brothel license

Not everyone who applies can get one. It’s an extensive federal background check.

  • 1992 Sheriff Sid Smith approves Dennis Hof to have a brothel license.
  • 2011 Sheriff Allen Veil approves Suzette Cole to be on all Lyon County brothels licenses after reviewing extensive back ground check. Investigation reporting fees are $4,000 paid by submitted.

License and Business fees that are paid Annually

  • Business Licenses $356,000
  • Room and board tax $12,000
  • Silver Springs medical Center $26,000
  • Over $50,000 for licenses for employees and working girls
  • Employees and Working girls who live in Lyon County pay personal taxes.

Statement from Jeff Page, Lyon County Executive

June 2010 to present

“Brothels don’t pay business taxes, but contribute nearly $500,000 in other fees to the county which goes toward paying the county fleet of vehicles. With only 52,000 residents, the county would be hard pressed to make up that revenue if the brothels were banned. From a financial perspective, it means it has to come from someplace else.” 

That place would be coming from the Lyon County citizen’s pockets. 

Some have stated that we are only 1% of the yearly budget, this is just not true.  The yearly budget is 30 million, but first all mandatory bills and expenses have to be paid out of that budget.  For instance, all county employee’s salaries and county expenses  etc;  have to come right off the top.  Then after those are paid thats when our fees  that we pay in are factored and it’s more like 30 % of the left over budget.   

Sheriff Sid Smith and Sheriff Allen Veil neither had an issue with the brothels in Lyon County. Is it to be said that Sheriff Smith, Sheriff Veil and the previous sheriffs did not know what was best for their county? Seems people are trying to force their religion upon others. I believe in freedom of speech and the freedom of religion.

Lyon County Brothels are the biggest donators in the County

  • Animal parks
  • Food banks
  • Sheriff’s ARK program
  • Boys and girls club
  • High School
  • Toys for Tots
  • Personal hardships and numerous others.

We always have had a donation box in the foyers of all our ranches to give back to the community. Over the years it has added up into tens of thousands of dollars. 

Please refer to Lyon County Legal Prostitution Fees and Requirements for a legal prostitute to get her license, She first has to have a

  • Hepatitis test, which is done once a year.
  • HIV and Syphilis tests, which are done once a month
  • Chlamydia and gonorrhea tests, which are done once a week.

All these fees are paid for by the working girl, that goes into hundreds of thousands of dollars a year which are handled through the Silver Springs Renown Medical Center on top of the $26K that we pay towards every year. That keeps the medical center open for all the Lyon County citizens to be able to visit.     

After the lab tests has come back with negative results, the working girl goes to the sheriff’s station and fills out an application.

Lyon County has the strictest rules out of all the counties in Nevada to be able to obtain a sheriff’s card. It is easier to become a Lyon County Deputy than it is to become a legal prostitute.

And more importantly, there has NEVER EVER been a case of HIV positive in the history of legalized prostitution and you cannot say that about any other profession in the United States. Lyon County has been doing it right by legalizing it and regulating it.

I have never in the 26 years of working in the brothels have never tried to recruit a lady to work here. They all have contacted us. I receive over 1,500 emails a month from ladies who want to work. The ladies are never held against their will. They can come and go as they please. They are never asked to do something that they don’t want to on any level.

Current history and facts in Las Vegas, NV on Illegal prostitution.

  • More than 3,000 active pimps and over 32,000 girls come to Las Vegas to be in illegal prostitution.
  • 300 girls under the age of 16 that are being trafficking all the time.
  • Sexually transmitted diseases as HIV are the highest in Las Vegas than any other city.
  • Unsafe for customers and girls who are in illegal prostitution. Rapes, trafficking, scams, theft, drugs and of course, murder.

IF the brothels are banned, those numbers will surely go up.

Brief Summary of Dennis Hof

Born in Arizona in 1947, he comes from a hard working lower class family. His mother worked in the school cafeterias and his father was a mail man. Dennis always had worked all his life for the better life.

He has worked and purchased many gas stations in the Arizona, Lake Tahoe and Reno areas. He became involved with the time share condo business and saved up enough money to purchase the Moonlight BunnyRanch. A legal business in which he saw could make it a better place.

You can read all about his life in his autobiography, The Art of a Pimp. A no holds bar about his life. What you see what you get. He has no secrets. He has made himself a self made millionaire by being the media genius with his unique business sense.

Brief Summary of Suzette Cole

Born in Oakland 1955, moved to Lake Tahoe in the late fifties. She was always in business with her family and had a business sense and worked well with others. Worked as a cocktail waitress at Harrah’s Lake Tahoe for several years in the mid eighties and was top trainer and spokes person for the new hires for the entire human resource dept.

Moved to Carson City from Lake Tahoe. In Feb 1993, answered a little ad in the newspaper stated hostess wanted. Curiously she applied and started as a hostess, bartender, cashier, asst. manager and general manger to present, opening up all of Dennis’s brothels over the years.

The Banning of Lyon County Brothels

Every once in a while we have a few people who want the brothels gone. But this time, it has been politically targeted personally towards Dennis Hof.

First off, the “No little girl “ committee is based out of Reno. Why are they not targeting the Mustang Ranch? Because they said themselves, they want Dennis Hof out of business. They say no local big businesses want to be in the same county. What about Telsa next to Mustang Ranch? On their website, they have faq’s.  They made up the questions, then they made up the answers. If they were to ask me the same questions, they would get different answers.  They are talking about illegal prostitution.  You can not compare the illegal and legal prostitution.  It is apples and oranges.

The ladies, employees, and all the people in Lyon County have their own religion. One religion is not better than another. But most importantly, they all come from the same core belief, Do good, be good within our hearts.

There’s a reason why The County Commissioners are in position. They get all the facts then they vote to make the right decision. The public does not have all the facts and are not educated enough to be able to make that decision. What happens when the public wants to out law guns? Liquor, gaming, whats next, the color that you wear? Are they going to vote that people can’t wear black after 8pm? What about religion and race? Is that next that it has to be a certain religion or race to be able to live in Lyon County? That appears to be the route that this is going.

People make statements that just are not true about legal prostitution and others automatically believe what they hear.

For instance there is a girl named Rebekah Charleston who is working with No little Girl, and I have no idea who she is. I personally not ever seen her before and do not recall her working with us. I have had our accounting department run her name and nothing comes up. If she did come out here it was not long enough to receive a tax form.

Another is a person named Deanne Holliday.  She is a disgruntled former employee who has been spreading lies about us and the brothels for years. People say something and people automatically believe that it is gospel.

If it goes on the ballot, and if the brothels are shut down, they take it out of the commissioner’s hands, they have to wait until the next vote goes back on the ballot on the following year. And the Commissioner’s hands are tied even to vote on the smallest issue.  Which doesn’t make too much sense.  Especially, when it might be an urgent situation that has to be resolved quickly.   

We employ over 550 independent contractors every year and over 125 employees. They are dependent on their jobs to take care of themselves and their families. We have employees that have been with us over 15 years and longer. We do business with the local businesses in Lyon County because we want to keep it in the community.

“No little Girl” states, the prostitutes will just go home. No, they won’t, the ladies will go out on the streets and get caught up in the illegal side of prostitution. That’s why the girls come here to the brothels in the first place, to try and do the right thing and be legal. Prostitution is the oldest profession and it will not go away, this is why Lyon County legalized it so that way it can be regulated and keep it under control.

The Working Girls are here to make a better life for themselves, their children and their families. They are going to school, getting Masters Degrees, buying homes, putting their children through school, taking care of their families. How and Why do I know this? Because it has been my life, my whole life for the last 26 years. I do not have a husband or a boyfriend. I have no children, these girls are my children and family. I work hard and I keep a tight ship. I do not have a record or issues with the Law, not even a parking ticket. I respect the law and live a clean life. I do not drink, smoke and have a zero tolerance on all drugs. The ladies respect me as their Mother, because in a way I am their mother and do not pass any judgment upon them. I do not allow excess drinking and any drug of any kind is intolerable, even marijuana. I do not allow on the property among the girls and clients. They are not even allowed to cuss in the parlor, this includes the clients as well. I do not let things get out of control because I am always in control of it in the first place.

I have never let a girl work that did not have a sheriff’s card or was not cleared from the doctor first. I would never put our brothel licenses in jeopardy. And yes, we have to coordinate the doctor visits with the lab results and with the sheriffs station. And if one doesn’t come through, they will have to wait. The ladies come from all over the country, sometimes they fly in and have to wait until they are cleared. This can sometimes up to a week if something falls thru the cracks. These are good girls, they have all passed the federal background check and have no diseases.

We check ID’s of all our customers to ensure they are of legal age to walk inside and also to drink, this is true for the ladies as well.

Sadly, people tend to be hypocrites. They go on dates, they have dinner, give flowers and then have sex after their date. That seems to be ok in people’s eyes but when the almighty dollar is exchanged, all of a sudden its bad. Lyon County has been doing it right since 1971 when they took it out of the criminal’s hands and put it into a highly regulated industry.

I have meetings called Tea Parties every week with the Ladies, where we bring in business people to help them succeed; bankers, insurance, accounting executives, and more to help them with their every day lives.

We celebrate birthdays every week and some of the girls say this is the first time that they have ever had a birthday cake or a party.

We have craft days where the girls get to just have fun and we even have karaoke so the girls and the clients can sing their little hearts out.  We have clients come in here just to celebrate their birthdates, the clients are also considered family. We treat people with respect and never judge anyone by race, gender, religion, or anything else.

Thank you again for taking the time to read this. I know all of you are very busy and it means a lot to be able to voice not only my opinions but the Facts.

 

 

Respectfully,

Suzette Colette Cole

General Manager

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Lyon County Commissioners Contact Information

 

Bob Hastings, Chair – District 1

P.O. Box 686

Dayton, Nevada 89403

Phone: (775) 771-9848

[email protected]

Don Alt- District 2

3945 Cypress Street

Silver Springs, Nevada 89429

Phone: (775) 577-9048

[email protected]

Ken Gray-District 3

1128 Cheatgrass Drive

Dayton, NV 89403

Phone: (775) 220-1935

[email protected]

Joe Mortensen, Vice-Chair – District 4

680 Miller Lane

Fernley, NV 89408

Phone: (775) 575-4778

[email protected]

Greg Hunewill- District 5

16 Desert Creek Road

Wellington, Nevada 89444

Phone: (775) 465-1365

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Madam Suzette is the General Manager of Dennis Hof's adult entertainment empire, which includes the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch and six other brothels in the State of Nevada.

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How Reddit Helped Make Me the Top Hooker at my Legal Brothel

As we enter the final years of the second decade of the 21st century, it’s no secret that social media plays a big part in marketing the products and services we use every day. Online platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and Yelp, where people can share ideas, review products, and seek advice, have revolutionized the way we make purchasing decisions. The vast majority of companies and merchants that have embraced social networking have thrived in this new age of doing business, and those businesses that were late to the game are trying desperately to catch up.

When social media marketing is mentioned by the seemingly countless gurus sharing their expertise in blogs, white papers, or pay-to-play online seminars, the examples of success most often cited are companies like Zappos, brands like Old Spice, or small mom and pop businesses that used social media to turn their respective bakeries, coffee shops, and hair salons into cash cows. But there are less traditional types of service providers that use social media and online communication platforms to great success — namely, prostitutes. And like other accomplished professionals, the prostitutes that have taken to social media, identified a niche, and reached out to communities that have a genuine need for their services, have prospered.

Roxanne Price from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Reno, Nevada

Networking with the Virgins of Reddit

This year, I earned the title of “Lover of the Year,” which means that I was the most successful prostitute at the licensed Nevada brothel where I work. This is no small achievement, considering that my co-workers are among the most sought after working girls on the planet. I’ve been a legal Nevada sex worker for a few years now, and this is the first year that I’ve managed to “out sell” my colleagues. I attribute my hard-earned success in no small part to a heavy focus on social media, particularly my outreach to adult virgins on Reddit.

Reddit is a social news and discussion platform where people come together to discuss just about every imaginable topic in mini-forums called “subreddits.” Reddit is definitely my favorite website because it hosts what I believe to be the most genuine and engaging of all online communities. While many subreddits discuss topics like health, sci-fi, or video games (My favorite pastime), there are other subreddits that provide support for people struggling with depression, loneliness, and other human conditions. Many of the individuals seeking help from the “redditors” in these communities are in dire need of someone to communicate with, and most of these distressed people have no outlet, other than Reddit, to get worthwhile advice and heartfelt compassion from people who genuinely care about their well-being.

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When I first became a legal sex worker, I didn’t initially look to Reddit for my potential clients. Even though I have personally reached out to Reddit in the needy hours of my “real life,” and I knew that the website was a great place to get sincere answers to real-world problems, I tended to treat my “work life” as something that wasn’t quite real. I started as a sex worker when I was only 19 years old, so I guess I had a little growing up to do before I understood the responsibility of my role. It took me over a year of actually seeing clients and being intimate and vulnerable with these men before I understood that my job was more than just being a “fuck buddy.” I became a friend, a lover, a listener, and a confidante to my clients. I grew into my job and I realized that I was very well suited for my role as a compassionate and empathetic sex partner and intimate companion.

As I matured as a courtesan and continued to frequent Reddit, I consistently encountered stories of men, young and not-so-young, that for one reason or another never had sex. These men were in terrible anguish over being virgins. They were unable to even start to form relationships with women, for fear that their potential lovers would judge them as some sort of social aberration. They were desperate — and they felt that they had no one to turn to.

That’s when something clicked for me and I realized that I could help these grief-stricken guys. Reddit showed me the problem, and, through Reddit, I could be the solution. I engaged the virgins of Reddit in a full-on campaign, tirelessly posting in subreddits, participating in question and answer sessions, and fielding a deluge of private messages from the countless virgin men that were curious and excited about the prospect of losing their virginity to a legal prostitute.

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In time, appointment after appointment started to appear on my books. One after another the virgins from Reddit appeared at the entrance of the bordello. Each of them uneasy at first, but every last one of them departing from their session a satisfied,  sexually experienced man — and many of them returning for additional hands-on tips on how to enhance their proficiency in the bedroom.

I believe that my outreach worked not because I had a sound “social media strategy” or because I subscribed to the best online seminar. I was (and continue to be) successful in my deflowerings not only because I knew that I had the best possible service to offer these adult virgins, but also because I valued the authenticity of the Reddit community. I knew that there were real people who needed help behind those user names, and I treated every one of them with the individual respect they deserved.

Advertising legend Leo Burnett said “Help your customers and you help your business.” Well, there are hundreds of men walking around who are no longer virgins because of me, and I’m the top earning hooker in my brothel, so Mr. Burnett may have been onto something…

Roxanne Price

Lovely and curvaceous, Roxanne Price is an elite courtesan who prides herself on providing the “authentic girlfriend experience.” An empathetic woman with a genuine sensitivity to her client’s sexual needs, Roxanne provides transformative erotic experiences to men from all walks of life.

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How Prostitutes Use Social Media

Hello everyone, Roxanne here! Over the time that I’ve been working as a legal prostitute several of my colleagues have asked me, “Do you have any tips on how to gain traction on social media?” This is a great question, so I’d like to share my thoughts on the subject of marketing yourself as a sex worker. I’m a Millennial, so using tools like social media comes naturally for members of my generation. Knowing how to brand yourself on the internet goes hand in hand with being a successful sex worker. If you’re not on the grid and active online, you’ll have much less business, so it’s important to let people know that you’re out there. With Legal Prostitution in Nevada all the top providers that I’ve met work on their computers, iPads, and smart phones daily. Their success is achieved by staying focused and consistently incorporating marketing into their job as a sex worker. If you ladies are interested in maximizing your business, stay tuned because I’ve got some tips for you…

Reddit

Have you ever wanted to be on the front page of the internet? Well that’s what Reddit is all about! Basically Reddit is made up of all different kinds of subreddits that consist of different topics with their own unique communities attached. Be mindful of the “reddiquette,” people are looking for content-rich or informative information and media when they surf Reddit, so quality over quantity is imperative. Once you create an account you’ll be graded by Karma points that reflect the quality of things that you’ve shared over time, Karma shows your status of how active you are on the site, so someone with high Karma would be viewed as a valid source of information. Someone with low Karma is most likely posting spam, or invalid information. Any post that you make on Reddit can be up voted or down voted and more up votes equals better Karma! I hosted an Ask Me Anything in the /r/IamA subreddit and the results were greater than anything I could’ve anticipated. Many sex workers have their own Ask Me Anything threads on Reddit, it’s a great way to clear up common misconceptions and the extra exposure is invaluable. /r/IamA isn’t the only sub-reddit sex workers can utilize for getting themselves out there, so be sure to create an account and start posting in the subreddits that are relevant to what you do.

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Roxanne Price from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch

Twitter

That little blue bird that you see everywhere is kind of a big deal! Twitter is the best social media platform to use if you’re an adult entertainer because X-Rated adult content is pretty much allowed there. It’s ranked one of the top ten social media websites for a reason and sex workers from all over the world post their content there to gain a following. You can customize your profile, follow people or be followed, Direct Message potential clients or people you’d like to stay in touch with, and you can also post 140 characters of text with the option to attach pictures and videos – and that’s what you’d call “Tweeting.” As a top ten website, Twitter is also used as a search engine where you can type in key words to look for whatever it is you’re interested in. The search icon also shows you what hashtags are trending, i.e. #RenoEscort would be something that I’d want to attach to my tweet so when someone types that specific hashtag or term into the search bar I’ll be the first to show up.

Message Boards

While they may seem archaic to many tech savvy communicators, forums, message boards, and the like are still popular places to participate in a variety of discussions about sex work. Dennis Hof’s girls use the Bunny Ranch forum to post their threads, whether it be pictures, frequently asked questions, biographies or interactive threads where you can get to know someone’s likes/ dislikes. You can private message your clientele, which is always a great way to keep in touch! The Bunny Ranch forum has it’s own media section where anyone can create an album for the public to view and there’s also the Real Life Ranch Reports category where customers can post their reviews about ladies they’ve partied with. Typically forums have their own trophy/ point system, so when you look at someone’s profile you can see how many posts they’ve done along with whatever trophies they have earned.

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Your own Website or Blog

Once you have written enough about why your experience is unique and you have a variety of pictures to use, you should consider designing your own website or hiring a professional to do it for you. A personal website is the perfect place to archive any content that you’ve created and you can link it to just about anything! You could take things a step further and create a store on your site where you can have merchandise with your brand, like calendars, coffee mugs, sex toys, used panties (big seller), or signed posters of your photo sets. Sarah Greenmore and Air Force Amy from the Bunny Ranch are two examples of sex workers with killer websites.

Videos and Podcasts

Most people have smart phones nowadays, with that device alone you can record a short clip of you being your cute self or stream your experiences live with an application like Periscope! Videos are a wonderful way to show your audience who you really are, no editing or Photoshop included. This is a useful tool for sex workers to use because when a potential client is looking through your information, a video is the best visual aide you can give them. You can always record them directly form your device and post the clip anywhere on the internet or you could use apps like Snapchat or YouTube if you’re interested in a video sharing social media platform. Podcasts are also a popular way of marketing yourself as a sex worker, several girls from the legal brothels have group podcasts where they get together and talk about a specific subject. Voice clips are easily shared on the different platforms that I listed above, so have fun with it!

Thanks for reading, I hope that my tips on using social as a sex worker could help out! If you have any questions feel free to leave them down below and I’ll be sure to answer them.

Roxanne Price

Lovely and curvaceous, Roxanne Price is an elite courtesan who prides herself on providing the “authentic girlfriend experience.” An empathetic woman with a genuine sensitivity to her client’s sexual needs, Roxanne provides transformative erotic experiences to men from all walks of life.

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