My Overnight Callers Are Treated to Breakfast Next Morning On Me—And I Mean Literally—On Me

There’s a special service I provide to the gentlemen who spend the night with me. The next morning, I make them a sumptuous breakfast. Waking up to a beautiful woman making you a good meal is always a good thing, but it’s my method of presentation that makes the experience special.

I don’t serve the food on a regular table. I serve it on my naked body. Before you wake up, I will have showered and lightly powdered and scented my body because I’m a classy lady whose chief desire is to fill your nostrils with sensual joy. Men love it when a woman makes herself so elegant for them.

I will have these foodie delights waiting for you on a rolling cart next to the bed: pancakes precut into triangular sections, pats of soft butter, a pouring container of maple syrup; and a selection of fresh and colorful fruits: strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, dried apricots, green, black, and red grapes, cherries, and banana. (I usually leave out prunes because they’re a little too sticky, and frankly, not as aesthetically pleasing to look at.) It’s up to you to decide how you would like to arrange all these lovely delectables on my body. Make me your live model of culinary art. (When you’re finished placing all the pieces of your creation, I have a digital camera and printer you can use to record and print out a visual memento of my food-decorated body that you can take home. Or, bring your own camera to shoot a photo.)

Delectible Cherry Lane from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Reno, Nevada

For example, you could lay out the pancake slices in an exciting pattern around the mounds of my breasts, the points pointing at my uncovered nipples. That warm syrup can be tastefully drippled on the flapjack slices, which will make me feel so comfortable and sexy.

Some of my clients ask to slice up the pancakes into shapes of their own design. One man very creatively shaped the pancakes so they looked like the cups of a lacy brassiere, with some fringing at the bottoms. Another fashioned the flapjacks into smiley faces on my breasts, with my nipples being the noses. I thought it was rather sweet. Where we’re little, adults tell us not to play with our food, but when we become adults ourselves, we can do anything we want!

And now for the fruit platter. This time, for a maximum mixture of sensuality and vivid, bright colors, you could carefully position the sweet stuff all over my reclining body. Make me your living garden of fruit. I can lie still and level for long periods of time, so, for example, the green, black, and red grapes won’t roll off onto the carpet. One playful fellow used the grapes like marbles, and my stomach as the playing field. He’d flick one grape at another, and any that rolled out of the circle he deftly caught and ate until all the grapes were gone.

Considering the time and attention they pay to fashioning their edible “compositions,” sometimes I think my clients have artistic aspirations. Of course, away from the LoveRanch, a man could make a painting or drawing of a nude woman covered in fruit—and many have, of course—but isn’t it so much more fun to practice on a live nude model like me?

Here’s an idea that appeals to my love of colorful foods: Make a “belt” across my tummy with some strawberries sliced in half, matched with a “buckle” of blueberries arranged in a circle around my belly button. And here’s a variation: Because strawberries and bananas go so well together, the fruit belt could feature alternate placings of strawbs and banana slices. Or, you could slice a banana right down the middle, and position the halves under my breasts for a push-up bra effect.

Let’s not forget our raspberries and dried apricots. One client with a military background gently balanced the raspberries upside-down on the dried apricots, which he had lined up in neat rows on my rib cage, like soldiers awaiting a general’s inspection. After he finished setting up “the troops,” he stood up, placed his hands behind his back, and then walked around the bed, making serious faces as if he was a superior officer appraising the neatness of the lower ranks. When he completed his “inspection,” he ate each raspberry-and-apricot combination with great seriousness, saying things like “Thank you for your service” and “I’m proud of such fine fighting men!” I have such imaginative clients!

One of the nicest things a guy every did for me was to take a bowl of black cherries from the bedside cart and spell out C-H-E-R-R-Y L-A-N-E with them. And then he ate every cherry.

Most of the overnight visitors to whom I offer my special morning-after breakfast treat usually devour the food off my body bit by bit, but there are others who like to get wild and crazy after setting up the goodies, because they’re into sploshing, which is the messy spreading of food across the body to increase arousal. For such clients, I only request that they let me know that they’d like to splosh me so I can cover the bed with a plastic sheet and have some towels ready to wipe off the mess when we’re done.

When we’re ready to make a happy mess, fruit works so well and blends into such lovely colors. I tell my sploshing fans: “Take your palms and mash those fruits right into my skin. Smear them. Mix them together so they look like you’ve applied body paint. Spread that delightful fruity hodgepodge everywhere on me.” On my creamy skin, the mixed-up fruits make me look like a living abstract painting.

If you’d like to book an overnight stay with me, followed the next morning by the sexiest day-starting meal you’ve ever enjoyed, send me an e-mail at [email protected]. Let’s plan an erotic menu for our encounter!

Cherry Lane

Cherry Lane

Bubbly, fun-loving, and outgoing, Cherry Lane is a world class courtesan completely dedicated to the art of pleasure-giving. Her beauty, positivity, compassion, open-mindedness, and nonjudgmental nature make Cherry and ideal companion for men, women, and couples seeking the intimate encounter of their dreams.

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Nevada and the State of Freedom — “No Little Girl’s” Attack On Legal Brothels

What makes Nevada special? I discovered the answer to that question a few years back when I met with a young documentary filmmaker at a watering hole on the outskirts of the dusty town of Pahrump in Nye County. The filmmaker was making a documentary for CMT.

Over a beer, I asked the filmmaker, “So, what exactly is the topic of this movie you’re making?”

“Freedom,” he answered. 

“Freedom? What does that have to do with this far-off Nevada town?”

He looked at me perplexed, as if, as a resident of the Silver State, I should have already known the answer.

“In this town you can buy fireworks, open carry a firearm, keep exotic pets, gamble to your heart’s content, and…well look around,” he replied, motioning to our surroundings.

“I guess you have a point,” I said, as I gazed at the dozens of sex workers strutting their negligee-clad stuff and chatting up their goggling clientele in the saloon— a saloon that just happened to be connected to a 20-acre legal brothel. 

“This is what the freedom looks like,” he said.

As I fulfilled my duties as a communications rep for the licensed bordello that day, I realized that what I was a part of was very precious and unique, and, like the concept of freedom itself, something that shouldn’t be taken for granted.

Chanel, Tiara Tae, and Lana West from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

The State of Nevada is now at a crossroads. Petitioners in Lyon and Nye Counties are organizing an attempt to end legal prostitution in those areas. The women of Nevada’s brothels are under attack, and their freedom to lawfully practice sex work is threatened.

Why? Why does a group called “No Little Girl” want to close the brothels? 

If their website is any indication, the group says it wants to ban legal bordellos to end trafficking in these establishments, support the women who were forced into this life of “sexual slavery,” and create a more prosperous economy for the community.

But, the women working in Nevada’s legal brothels are not coerced, trafficked, or enslaved — there are certainly no records of such crimes occurring in these bordellos, and all of the brothel workers undergo a strict federal background check through the sheriff’s office. Many of these women have been willingly working in the legal brothels for years and are thriving financially as the breadwinners of their households. Scores of Nevada’s legal sex workers have openly spoken out against No Little Girl on social media and in blogs and podcasts, making it clear that the sex workers did not ask for, and do not need, No Little Girl’s support. 

As far as economic development in these counties, the largest industrial park in the world, hosting some of the planet’s top companies, is located just a few miles from a legal brothel — so legal prostitution is unquestionably not an impediment to a Nevada community’s potential for economic growth. 

If No Little Girl’s website doesn’t offer a legitimate argument for their position, why does this group really want to close the brothels and take away one of Nevada’s unique freedoms?

KnowMe from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Lyon County, Nevada

No Little Girl was formed by faith-based activists with a strong opinion of what is morally right. There’s nothing wrong with having a moral position based on one’s religion. I grew up Catholic and, prior to entering college, experienced twelve years of parochial schooling, so I’m well aware of my church’s current position on sex work — and I’ve had many spirited discussions about my job choice with relatives that chose the priesthood as their vocation.  

We each see the world, our nation, and the people in our local community, through our individual moral lens — and that’s OK. Every one of us has the right to disapprove of another person’s life choices based on our moral viewpoint. What’s not OK is to impose a specific moral or spiritual belief system onto the entirety of a community, and take away the freedom to make personal choices from members of that community.

I get it: There are some people that consider legalized prostitution sinful. There are also people that abhor gambling, firearms, liquor, and marijuana, but that definitely doesn’t mean Nevada communities are going to vote to abolish these freedoms.

Part of living in a free American society is accepting the fact that we’re sharing our space with people whose moral compass may not align with our own. What makes many of Nevada’s communities among the freest in the nation is our deep understanding of this “live free and let live” viewpoint. 

If No Little Girl gets its way, and Nevada’s legal brothels go, what freedoms will be taken away next?

Jeremy Lemur

Jeremy Lemur

Jeremy is Communications Director for Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the world’s top sex destination and Nevada's most successful legal brothel, offering safe, discreet, and thoroughly exquisite erotic experiences with the most beautiful courtesans on the planet.

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Your Fetish is Possible…And Why That Matters

What trips your trigger? A body part? An outfit? An object? A feeling? Fetishes encompass a vast range of activities and that rainbow of kink makes sex so beautiful, unique, and endless. Unfortunately, many people don’t think their fetish can exist outside of their fantasies. Some might feel shame brought about from a past incident, some might feel their desire is too obscure to make real, and many don’t have a person they can trust to explore with.

That’s where I come in. Imagine a gorgeous and sympathetic woman who accepts you unconditionally, and is excited — genuinely — to get to know you and experience your fetish with you. that is the reality of who I am, what I do,  and what we can experience together here at a legal brothel.

Kinky Lexie Jade from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada

When you’re with me, the anxiety and apprehension of being judged will melt away as you realize that I’m sincerely here to listen to you and understand what makes you tick and what gets you off. I want to learn about your innermost desires and plan out a way to bring them to life even better and fuller than you could ever dream. Our correspondence and the sanctuary of my room are safe zones, places where we can really be ourselves without worry. What could you allow yourself to ask for and actually receive if you were presented with this opportunity? You would be amazed at what could come to fruition and how that would make you feel.

I am happy to say that I have worked with so many amazing men with their fetishes. I had an amazing experience with a veteran who had a delightful penchant for cross dressing — something he was hesitant to enjoy with his own wife, but was completely comfortable in the private environment of the bordello. Another encounter involved an unbelievably sexy foot fetish session, with a man who left so relaxed and satisfied after finally indulging in a fixation that is so common, yet still so misunderstood and rejected by society as abnormal.

I am also an expert at pegging, and I have loved the variety of people who enjoy being pegged in various role play scenarios. My favorite is a dominant role play that I engage in with several of my anally-enthusiastic clients. Many men, particularly men in positions of power, are uncomfortable revealing to their significant other that they enjoy being penetrated, especially when they prefer being pegged while playing the role of a subservient sex-slave. But with me, these fetishists can unreservedly play the submissive and enjoy thrust after thrust of my stern loving.  

These are just a few of the yummy situations we could find ourselves in, letting go of society’s expectations, and giving in to our lust and erotic passions.

Did you know that practicing self acceptance as a habit is the strongest indicator for overall happiness? It’s true, and that is not the only link between BDSM and mental health. Study after study, BDSM participants are happier than their counterparts. BDSM friendly participants were found to be less neurotic, more open, more aware of and sensitive to rejection, more secure in their relationships, and have a better overall well-being.

The old mindset that fetishes are a sign of past abuse or mental illness are flawed and untrue. Fetishes are common and found across all demographics. You are not bad, gross, evil, or wrong — as long as you enjoy your sensual cravings with consenting adults in a safe environment. I hope you get to act out your deepest desires with me, it would be my honor…and pleasure.

Stay kinky!

Lexie Jade

Lexie Jade

Voluptuous bombshell Lexie Jade in a sex-positive GFE companion with a welcoming personality and an kinky side that gives her an unexpected edge. She is currently a featured companion at Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada.

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Legal Prostitution in Lyon County

Prostitution has been legal in Lyon County, Nevada for over forty years. In that time, the Nevada model for licensed and regulated prostitution has proven to be a time-tested and remarkably successful social experiment, where, under an umbrella of strict legislation, sex workers operating out of rurally-located brothels thrive harmoniously with their Lyon County neighbors. Now, after all these years, a small group of Lyon County residents have decided that they have a beef with the bordellos.

The group calling itself “No Little Girl” is petitioning to close the legal brothels in Lyon County, and remove the livelihood of hundreds of women who have made an informed choice to work in these establishments. On the “Issues” page of this group’s website, they make claims that the legality of brothels does nothing to make women any safer, and that prostitution is inherently violence against women. However, the page cites data that either has been debunked or has nothing to do with legal prostitution. The handful of individuals that submitted the petition represent faith-based organizations, and seem to be more concerned with pushing their specific moral agenda onto the whole of Lyon County than with the actual safety of the women in the brothels. Let’s take a closer look at the information on the group’s website

Christina Parreira is a legal sex worker and PhD student at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas

The group suggests that large tech companies won’t move to the county and boost the local economy because of the existence of legal brothels, but they neglect to mention that Lance Gilman, owner of the Mustang Ranch brothel, helped bring Tesla to Nevada. The massive Tesla Gigafactory is located seven miles from the Mustang Ranch, proving that tax incentives and smart dealmaking are what bring big name tech companies into an area. Brothels are clearly not a factor in the decision making, especially when one considers that a brothel owner played a key role in convincing a tech giant to choose Nevada for its factory location.

Concerning the safety of women in the brothels, the website cites Melissa Farley, a researcher whose work was debunked years ago. Farley claims to have interviewed 45 women in the Nevada brothels but discounts their comments in her 2007 book, writing “I knew that they would minimize how bad it was” (p. 22). Farley writes that her data does not support her conclusions because women “ignore bad things or they pretended that unpleasantness will go away, or they call the degrading abuse of prostitution by another name that sounds better” (p. 22). Farley did not listen to the women and instead formed her conclusions based on her own moral agenda. In 2011 Dr. Calum Bennachie, a gender studies scholar, sent a 115 page formal complaint to the American Psychological Association requesting that Farley be disqualified for professional misconduct. In his complaint he detailed evidence to show that “Dr. Farley is repeating unsubstantiated rumour as fact” and “is deliberately misleading people” (2011). Farley has a long and well-known history of discounting the voices of sex workers in an effort to push her ideological agenda. The website also cites a 2004 study by Potterat, but the sample is from women working independently in Colorado; a very different group of women with work conditions that are nothing like those in the legal Nevada brothels. Women who work illegally are subject to rape and assault because they do not have protections under the law. Criminalization forces them to work in unsafe settings and unlike in the legal Nevada brothels, they cannot call for help when they are raped or assaulted. This speaks to the harms of criminalization, not of prostitution.

Chance Monet and Tiara Tae from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Lyon County

On the FAQ page, it states that women are often raped in the legal brothels. This is grossly inaccurate. In my own doctoral research of 53 women working in 5 Nevada brothels, I did not encounter a single woman who had reported being raped by a client in the brothel, and I was certainly never raped during my years working in the brothels. Perhaps the most inflammatory claim on the FAQ portion of the website is that most of the women in the brothels are under the control of pimps. This is simply not true. Of the 53 women I interviewed, 5 reported that they had pimps BEFORE they worked in the brothels but since coming to work legally were able to escape this coercion and freely offer intimate services. One worker told me of the horrific abuse she endured at the hands of a pimp, and she was grateful to have escaped him and be in a place where she could work safely and legally. She credited her newfound safety and freedom to the brothel. She feared that if she went back to her home state, her former pimp would find her, kidnap her, and force her back on the streets.

Roxanne Price from the Love Ranch in Lyon County

The FAQ section claims that legalization does not improve conditions for prostitutes or women in the community. We can look to Rhode Island as a case study: In Rhode Island prostitution was decriminalized from 2003-2009. A study done by Cunningham & Shah (2014) shows that rates of rape and gonorrhea plummeted with decriminalization; 824 fewer rape offenses (31 percent decrease) and 1035 fewer cases of female gonorrhea (39 percent decrease) from 2004-2009.

The FAQ section also asks the question “has anyone asked the women what they want?” My fellow workers and I have reached out to this organization over the past 2 weeks, desperately trying to make our voices heard. We tell them that we are happy with our chosen careers and that we do not want to lose our jobs, but they are not listening, and continue to push their moral agenda onto us.

As a licensed prostitute and PhD student at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, I can tell you that what I want is to continue to have the freedom to choose to work in a safe environment, where I can practice a trade that I love, lawfully and prosperously. Sex work is definitely not my last resort or my only option — it is my choice. I’d like to continue to have the opportunity to make that choice legally.

If you really care about us, just listen to us.

Christina Parreira

Christina Parreira

Christina Parreira, M.A., is a PhD student in the Department of Sociology at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. In addition to being an instructor and researcher, she is a proud legal Harlot.

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A Timeless Sci-Fi Sex Role Play

I am a Whovian. For those of you that do not know what that means, let me take a minute to explain a little about the British science fiction TV series Doctor Who and how I became a huge fan. The Doctor, the program’s lead character, is an eccentric yet compassionate Time Lord that zips through time and space in his “TARDIS” (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space), solving problems and battling injustice across the universe. The doctors TARDIS is his old and occasionally unreliable spaceship that resembles a blue police phone box and is much, much larger inside than outside. The doctor always has a companion that he relies on to help get him out of, and into, trouble.

I was introduced to this magical series when a girlfriend of mine brought  it over to watch one night, and I have been hooked ever since. As I got into the show more and more and began to read fan fiction and collect Doctor Who paraphernalia, I started to wonder if I can incorporate my love for Doctor Who into my job as a prostitute working in a legal brothel in Nevada. Well, I started to put the word out to my clients — and it turns out that I’m not the only adult with a passion for the popular BBC series. As word of my role play offering spread, I received quite a response from potential suitors just itching to put a naughty twist on the timeless Time Lord.

Desert Rose from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Reno, Nevada

Since The Doctor always has a companion, can be anywhere — or any-when, is always getting into some sort of mishap, and always has fun, this show lends itself perfectly to ongoing sexual role-play scenarios between a sex worker and her repeat clients. Just as the popularity of the show has not waned since Doctor Who’s debut in the early 1960’s, the program’s unique milieu allows me and my lovers to create consistently fresh and engaging sexual scenarios.

The current Doctor is played by a woman, actress Jodie Whittaker, which allows me to lead the role play as the main character and determine what timeline or environment my client and I will end up in each session. This is great fun for my lovers, as they never know what I have planned for them when they arrive at the bordello and enter my boudoir (the door to my room is decorated like the blue TARDIS police box, adding an extra element of fun.)

Have I travelled in time to encounter the Marquis de Sade? Will he teach me carnal pleasures and introduce me to orgasms surpassing even those obtained by my time alone with my sonic screwdriver? Perhaps, my lover plays the role of one of my nemeses, the dreaded Daleks — using his stiff and rigid eyestalk in all manner of ways to fulfill his nefarious objective to “e-jac-u-late, e-JAC-u-late!”

Because Doctor Who is so boundless in its scope and limitless in its settings, the possibilities for sex role play are only restricted by the imagination of my Whovian clients.

Another aspect of Doctor Who that makes for exciting role play is the show’s unique concept of “regeneration.” The Doctor occasionally changes his appearance, allowing another actor to transition into the role. My Doctor Who fans go bonkers when I pull the regeneration-twist on them: We’re enjoying a hot session and I have my lover all sexed up. I tell my companion that I have a surprise for him and I step out of the room for a moment, only to return as an entirely different sex worker playing a new incarnation of the character and continuing our role play, and our steamy sex, without missing a beat. With so many women available at  a Nevada brothel, pulling this stunt or incorporating additional characters into the fantasy is easy, and adds unlimited potential for variety to the experience.

Sexual role play is great fun and it’s always a joy to discover new clients that share a kinky interest. But ultimately, regardless of what leads you to seek out a lover, or what common interest introduces you to a newfound sex partner, I think the Doctor nailed what makes life worth living when he said…

“There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.”

Desert Rose

Desert Rose

An extremely open and understanding sex partner, Desert Rose is a companion you can confide in, and explore all of your naughty cravings with. A self-proclaimed "umbrella slut" Desert Rose is up for anything, and down for everything your heart and loins desire.

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I Hope You Leave Something Behind…

I’ll be honest…I’m never very comfortable in the line up.  Not that I’m not interested, because I certainly am, but when it comes to my sensuality I enjoy feeling connected to my lovers.  I like to exist on a few special people that I can see as repeat clients.  I like to feel like we share an intimate bond, and I’ve come up with a very tangible way to establish just that.  Ever heard of that old trick of leaving something behind at a girl’s house so you have a great excuse to see her again?  I’m hoping that’s exactly what you will do…

It started one night when I was sitting at the bar chatting with a client, feeling cold because I was scantily dressed.  He was wearing a button down dress shirt over his undershirt, and he took it off and draped it around my shoulders.  I immediately felt the comfort of his body heat, still evident on the fabric.  In addition, the collar carried his lingering scent, as if he had his arms around me and I could smell his skin.  I was hooked.  We went to my room for some intimacy, and afterwards I asked him if he would leave his shirt behind so I could sleep in it.  Long after we parted ways, the comfort of his shirt made me feel like he was still there holding me.  The next time he came to see me at the ranch, I greeted him at the door wearing his shirt…and nothing else.

Cee Mia from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Las Vegas, Nevada

I quickly found out that I wasn’t the only one with a fetish for this particular article of clothing.  He loved the fact that I would send him pictures of me wearing his shirt in between his visits to the ranch.  We continued to bond long distance between his visits, and every time that I saw him the intensity between us grew greater.  I would even wear it around my own house, whenever I wasn’t at work.  I had something to remind me of him while I waited for his return…His look, his scent, and his feel.  That shirt symbolized the connection between us, and it made me feel sexy and confident every time I wore it.  It gave me a feeling that he would be back again soon, and it inspired me to think of things I wanted to do with him when he returned.  It might sound funny in this business, but I always like to feel a trust with my few special clients, because it allows me to really open up sexually and give them an experience that they wouldn’t otherwise get with me in a more casual scenario.  

Cee Mia

Now here’s where you come in…I want you to be one of those few people I count among my special connections here at The Love Ranch.

If you’re willing to give me the shirt off of your back, I’m happy to include some extra time into our party.  I’ll even give you a Love Ranch Vegas t-shirt in exchange, in case you don’t have a change of clothes with you.  If you do, however, then you really would have no excuse to stay the night with me, now would you? 

Contact me now and let’s make an appointment for our time together.  Then take a look in your closet, and decide which shirt you can stand to leave draped on my pillow.

Cee Mia

Cee Mia

A sporty woman with a passion for life, love, and sex. Cee Mia is the brown eyed girl of your dreams, and she's currently a featured companion at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch near Las Vegas.

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PIED: Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction

What is PIED? 

PIED stands for “Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction,” a condition that is only now being understood. For years, sex workers have noticed an ever-increasing trend in sexual dysfunction in younger men, who were otherwise perfectly healthy and lacked a cause for their ED. These men shared similar stories- a lack of interest in their real life encounters, their bodies not responding normally to stimuli, and disappointing orgasms. In addition to those tales, the men all shared something else in common, a mutual interest in online pornography. Through a combination of physical and mental overstimulation they accidentally had trained their bodies to stop responding to genuine, physical encounters- thus resulting in the inability to achieve an erection with a partner.

Alice Little is a sex coach and licensed courtesan at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch near Reno, Nevada

How Does Porn Cause PIED?

Porn in of itself doesn’t cause erectile dysfunction- it’s how we use porn that causes the problem. Unfortunately in our society, we suffer from a gross lack of sexual education in school. Young boys aren’t taught how to masturbate, and have to learn as they go. So what do you do? You try something… and it feels good. So you do it again, and it feels almost as good as the first time. Then you increase the stimulation until it feels just as good as that first time. At a certain point in their teenage years, many men begin to include pornography in their masturbation routines. Much like how when they were just learning how to masturbate and it didn’t take much stimuli to orgasm, it initially won’t take much in the way of hard-core porn to achieve an orgasm. As time goes on, the dial on the intensity goes up. It requires more porn, more hardcore actions, etc. This leads to a dangerously unhealthy cycle of marathon masturbation sessions that leave one feeling sexually frustrated and disappointed.

PIED is a physiological rather than psychological condition. By this, I mean that there isn’t a mental condition that is causing the problem. On a scientific level, when you masturbate and orgasm your body produces a chemical called Dopamine. Dopamine is the feel-good drug that our brain rewards us when it’s positively stimulated. Remember that saying that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing? That is what happens when you overindulge in porn-fueled masturbation. Your body requires more and more physical stimuli before it produces dopamine. This problem is further perpetuated a Dopamine is involved in the processes that create an erection. No dopamine, no erection.

Alice demonstrates how to spice things up in the bedroom.

So How Do We Cure PIED?

Much in the same way that one trains their body into PIED, you also have to train yourself out of it. Of course, going ‘cold turkey’ is an option- but who really wants to go completely sexless for months on end? Instead, I’ve put together a specific routine that men can follow to put themselves back on track. There isn’t a quick fix, and each body will respond different to the recovery process. It’s important that you remain patient with yourself, because the results aren’t instantaneous. It’s important to be emotionally invested in the process, as that will keep you motivated throughout your recovery. PIED is reversible, but isn’t fixed overnight,

First, you have to retrain your body to become aroused by healthy stimuli. A frequent problem with masturbation is that men tend to grip themselves too tightly, and manipulate their bodies aggressively. This leads to a physical sensation problem, where less extreme sensations no longer feel pleasurable. To combat this, I often will blindfold my partners suffering from PIED so they stop looking for the visual stimuli like porn, and instead focus on the sensations I’m creating with my hands. I’ll often use different sensory experiences such as cold ice cubes, soft rabbit fur, etc. The unexpected sensations will be new and exciting, triggering your body to produce Dopamine in response.

The second step towards recovery is to get your body engaged in real-life sex encounters. One of the problems frequently reported by men with PIED is that sex no longer feels fulfilling when compared to porn. It can be incredibly difficult to cease watching porn all together, so instead I advocate for the healthy inclusion of porn in the bedroom. This looks like having the movie on in the background as a secondary stimuli that enhances the experience, rather than being the entire experience. Watching porn with your partner encourages spontaneous, healthy sex encounters!

The third and final step to reversing the condition is to develop and establish appropriate porn watching behaviors. If you’ve already been through a bout with PIED, it is twice as likely to happen again. We are creatures of habit, and so it becomes very important to consciously alter our behavioral patterns. Using a Fleshlight while watching porn once a week is a healthy way to enjoy porn without overindulging. Choosing to only enjoy porn with a partner and using mental-imagery only during masturbation is another healthy alternative.

As a sex worker, many men recovering from PIED seek out my services as part of their recovery process. Having an erectile dysfunction condition can be embarrassing, and cause someone to be self conscious. As a professional there is never any judgment about your situation, only a willingness and desire to help. I have over two years of experience helping men overcome PIED, and other E.D. related conditions. My experiences have given me great insight as to how addictive porn can be, and how difficult it can be to avoid. However I’m glad to report that most men are able to overcome their PIED through hard work, effort, and my services.

Alice Little

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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The Benefits of Nye County Brothels

Despite the fact that brothels have been open in Nye County for over 40 years, a county commissioner is now questioning whether they should continue to exist. In a county meeting last week, commissioner Lorinda Wichman stated “Staff is looking into what it is costing the taxpayer to have legalized prostitution in Nye County. I asked them to compare what it is costing us to what we receive. My curiosity is to whether or not taxpayers of Nye County are subsidizing the brothel industry.” This was in the wake of the reinstatement of Dennis Hof’s license for Love Ranch which was wrongfully removed almost a month ago over a supposed violation which the state fire department ruled was non-existent. Love Ranch is back open for business, but now the very existence of the brothels is under fire. Has Wichman considered what will happen to the county without the brothels and all of the revenue that they bring in, and what about the working women and their families who will be out of a job? Has she considered the toll the illegal prostitution may take on her community, or the welfare and safety of women who may have no option but to turn to the street to work? Does the commissioner even care, or is this part of a political vendetta against Dennis Hof who is seeking the Republican nomination for Assembly District 36?

Christina Parreira is a PhD student in the Department of Sociology at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas and a licensed sex worker

Since Wichman is curious about the numbers, here are some numbers she should take into consideration: In Nye County the brothels bring in approximately $140,000 per year just from the license fees and work cards. A substantial portion of this goes to the veteran’s association as well as local EMT services. While Clark County is losing money and resources by trying to combat illegal prostitution, counties where prostitution is legal are reaping the benefits. Brothels in Nevada serve approximately 400,000 clients a year and generate a profit of $35-50 million (Hausbeck, Brents & Jackson, 2006).

What about illegal prostitution, how does Nye County stack up to Clark County? An estimated 300-400 prostitutes are arrested each month in Las Vegas (Flowers, 1998). In 2009 there were 4484 arrests for prostitution in Clark County where it is illegal versus 1 in Nye county where prostitution is legal. Illegal prostitution in Las Vegas grosses approximately $5 billion per year versus the $35-50 million generated from the legal brothels (Flowers, 2011). It is estimated that up to 3,500 prostitutes are working unlawfully in the Las Vegas area at any given time (Brents & Hausbeck, 2007). The majority of arrests for sex offenses in Nevada, 77%, involve prostitution (Ruggieri et al 2007). In 2010 Nevada had the highest proportion of prostitution-related arrests in the entire US at 0.1384% with second being California at a significantly lower 0.0376% (Federal Bureau Investigation 2010). This is not the case in Nye County where prostitution is legal. However, if the brothels close, what does Wichman think will happen to the working women? Will they go on welfare? Will they begin working illegally?

Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch legal brothel in Nye County

The brothels also make great community partners. Every year the Nye County brothels take part in the “Bordello Poker Run” motorcycle event, and the brothels frequently take part in charitable events like the American Cancer Society Relay for Life.

If Wichman wants to test all of this with a vote, I urge her to do so; historically the people of Nye County have been supportive of the brothels, and Nevada voters in general are overall in favor of legal prostitution; they understand the benefit to the community. A 2011 poll conducted by Public Policy Polling found that the majority of registered voters in Nevada believe that prostitution should be legalized throughout the state, including 65% of Independents, 56% Democrats, and 51% of Republicans (PPP Report 2012).

Wichman is not only playing with peoples’ livelihoods but with their safety and welfare, and considering the numbers are not in her favor, I have to wonder what the true source of her curiosity springs from.

Christina Parreira

Christina Parreira

Christina Parreira, M.A., is a PhD student in the Department of Sociology at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. In addition to being an instructor and researcher, she is a proud legal Harlot.

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I’ve Got You Pegged!

I am an Oklahoma gal – born and raised. If you know anything about us country girls – we are a special breed. I know I have been lucky growing up female because men have always encouraged me to be as sexual as I want to be. I have always had a healthy fantasy life and a lot of sexual curiosity. Sometimes I get wild fantasies that are a huge turn on but I have no idea why. I really don’t care, though. If it gives me pleasure, I want to do it.

I also know that men, who must have at LEAST as many fantasies and just as much curiosity as I do, don’t have it as good. There are a lot of judgments regarding what is “okay” for men to do…or even what they can want to do.

Brooklyn Moore from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch near Las Vegas

If a man wants to do an anal party with me, it’s considered okay to do it. But, a lot of people think that when a woman fucks a man in the ass, it’s suddenly not considered to be “heterosexual” activity any more. My question is; who came up with the idea that straight men are less sexually adventurous than women? And why shouldn’t men get to live out their sexual fantasies? 

Brooklyn Moore will help you indulge your pegging fetish

Some people use the term “taking it up the ass” as an insult because it’s more submissive when being overpowered by someone more dominant. But the opposite is true. Most of the men who have come to me to enjoy this activity are not submissive men. They rule their world.  They usually powerful  in their private and business lives.  They know what they want and they’re not afraid to ask for it. And they do ask for it.  A lot.  There are some submissive men who like this as well. Even though they enjoy a submissive role in the bedroom, they still enjoy being with a girl. I imagine if you really were gay, wouldn’t you be going to a guy instead of a hot chick with a strap-on?

Brooklyn Moore from the Love Ranch Vegas

What do they get out of it you might ask? Well, for one, anal stimulation is the same as prostate stimulation. A man can cum without ever having his penis touched through anal stimulation alone.  And you can get your nut off very quick. I know that for a fact because I’ve experienced it with some of my clients and they have amazing, crazy orgasms when I am penetrating them. A lot of men also enjoy the pleasure I get when I experience what it is to have a dick of my own – even if it’s for a brief bedroom get-together. They encourage me to get into it and want to know how it makes me feel to fuck them. In honesty, it feels real good, my own Oklahoma-style rodeo sex, only my ride lasts a lot longer than 8 seconds.

So wanting or being intrigued by “Pegging” is not taking you outside your sexual orientation. You are what you are. No matter how you wrap it or unwrap it, it is sex between a girl and a guy. Yup, that’s right, Pegging is “straight sex”. The reality is that anal play, no matter who or what you are, can be very enjoyable. There are so many wonderful nerve endings there that there is no way that focused attention will not feel great. Not only that, but I found out it feels better for a man to receive penetration rather than a woman receiving anal because of that prostate gland. Just ask the guys who enjoy it, they’ll tell you how amazing those blast-offs can be.

Brooklyn Moore

Brooklyn Moore

The striking blonde that many men have fantasized about, Brooklyn Moore specializes in making those dreams come true. A licensed courtesan of remarkable skill and a woman with considerable adult entertainment experience, Brooklyn is a featured companion at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch near Las Vegas.

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To Love Well, You Have To Lube Well

People commonly believe that only middle-aged, postmenopausal women need to use lubricants for sex. Well, just as that belief is not always true—older women can do female ejaculation, for instance, which makes them as thoroughly wet and ready to be fucked as anyone could desire—I strongly believe that the liberal and creative use of sexual lubricants will improve the sex life of lovers of any age. It certainly has mine—and the lives of the sexy people that use my services as a courtesan.

Before I get to the several ways you and I can erotically enhance your sexual enjoyment with the slippery stuff, I should say that it’s important to select a lubricant that contains aloe vera and vitamin E, which are soothing no matter where they’re used, whether it’s with two slickened fingers—traditionally, the middle and ring fingers—plunging deeply into a wide-open pussy or up a sweet lady’s bum—like mine, which is big, soft, and bootilicious. It’s what men and women who savor well-formed fannies call a real tushy. It’s supplemented by a pair of lush and sensuous thighs that teasingly conceal a deep, cherry-red pussy that aches to be penetrated by the slickened fingers of a man or woman, a hard cock, a woman’s tongue, even a strap-on dildo wielded by a woman who has dreamed of riding another lady’s vagina. (You need a handful of lube for a dildo, because if she’s being fucked right, a horny woman’s cunt will milk all the lube off, so you’ll need to relubricate periodically. Bonus thrill for her gasp of pleasure as the dildo pops out of her [or me].)

Veronica Lovewell from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Aloe vera is also recommended not only because it’s soothing to some of the body’s most sensitive tissues, but because it doesn’t contain oil, making it compatible with latex and polyurethane condoms (it won’t cause them to break down the way oils do).

Now I’m going to demonstrate the several ways that incorporating lube into your sex play can make your day a whole lot better. Imagine you’ve come to the Bunny Ranch to cum with me, and we’re sitting together on the bed in my room. We’ve stripped down to mutual nakedness, and we’re getting acquainted.

So, what’s the best way to slide into a new relationship with a woman like me? Letting your moistened fingers do some eager exploring of my body. I’ve turned to face you, my legs parted, my breasts presented, ready for your touch. Where on me would you like to start? Take some lube, spread it over your fingers, and maybe begin by rolling my nipples into erect points. The lube will give you a fluidity of motion that enables you to sculpt my nips without concern that you’re being too rough. If you gently massage both nipples with both hands, you’ll feel me getting tuned up sexually as my eyes mist over with pleasure and my titties rise and fall as my breathing quickens. Let me lean over to give you a grateful kiss, baby.

That tasted nice. Hey, Mr. Slickfingers, I feel you drawing circles and tracing the shapes of my boobs… And now your fingers are tracing freestyle snail-trails down my sides and over my belly button. I like the way you’re keeping eye contact with me while your mischievous digits are traveling ever southward. Let me get you some fresh lubrication.

Now I feel you caressing my inner thighs. Let those fingers swim back and forth, honey. Stroke my pubic hair with your wet fingers before you go for the vaginal goldmine. OH! You rascal! One of your wandering explorers is tracing the shape of my pussy lips, and teasing my clit. Every time your fingertip passes over my clit, I feel a delicious electric tickle. I’m opening myself to you.

Yeah! The lube allowed you to sneak a finger into my pussy. Can you feel how my natural wetness combines with the lubricant to create that unique warm flow that means this courtesan is ready to be fucked? But first, baby, slip two fingers into me and give me a little finger-bang, please? It feels so good. Push those fingers all the way in. Feel how my vaginal canal has lengthened to accept your fingers now, and your cock later? Your hardfella tells me how you feel. Let me get up and put my hands on the bed so you can finger-fuck me doggie style. Hear those wet, popping, kissy noises as you work those fingers deep in me? Those are the sounds of a happy pussy!

Veronica Lovewell

Lay back on the bed. It’s your turn now to learn the joys of getting lubed up. (And I’ve got a special surprise, too.) There’s a stiff rod sticking up from your crotch. Let me get some lube in my palms and rub them together. I’m going to stroke your shaft the two-handed way: one after the other, first really slow, my hands gripping your cock lightly, skimming over the tight, smooth penis skin, from the head to the balls. The lube feels really creamy and ticklish, right? Maybe I’ll increase the speed a little. (Some guys can’t stand the extreme pleasure and they suddenly spurt, but that’s OK. A little rest and a little more lube is all it takes to coax a new hard-on to stand up and take a bow.)

And now for the surprise. I take a towel and carefully wipe off the lube. Why? Because I’m going to replace it with a condom covered with edible flavored lubricant so I can suck that pretty dick. Let me just roll on the love-glove… Gosh, you’re hard. Didn’t know that flavored lube exists, did you? Surprise! And there are so many flavors available. Here’s a sampling: Aqua Mocha Java (Wicked); mint, grape, and strawberry (Liquid Sex); raspberry, pomegranate, and kiwi strawberry (Wet); pina colada (Aloe Cadabra); watermelon (Passing Licks); and cherry vanilla (Sliquid).

I like to distribute soft kisses all over that sleeved cockshaft, then lick and suck that sweet candy-flavored lube off. I get to the sucking part pretty quickly, because I love controlling a man’s pleasure with my mouth. Maybe it’s the sugar kick from the sweet, edible lube coating the condom, but I get so turned on I’m liable to grasp your dick and suck all the lube off the rubber. This may happen several times while I’m blowing you, meaning I have to replace the lube each time. It’s fun for me and I’m sure you won’t mind an extended BJ session.

After I’ve completed my cock-tasting, I apply a fresh coating of lube over and inside my cunt, smear that condom on your cock with mucho lube, and it’s time to fuck, and fuck hard, honey. Using lube transforms the experience of sex: It enables you slip inside me effortlessly and swiftly—all the way, balls-deep. The lube makes our genitalia more sensitive to touch. And you gain maneuverability for your cock: You can fuck me with several pile driving thrusts, or pull back so that just the tip of your cock is inside, and then slide the rest of that big snake in s-l-o-w-l-y, inch by delicious inch, or push in way deep and wriggle that Johnson around until you’re ready to cum (me too!).

And, if anal sex is your preference, a gob of lube will grease my back entrance, enabling you to slip your dick into my tight asshole and pump away until you’re ready to fill up that condom.

That satisfied smile on your face shows me that you’re the latest convert to my testament on the ability of lubricants to ensure the happy ending to any sex act, from a creative handjob to a sloppy, sexy BJ, and to the smoothest of pussy rides or ass plunges.

I’m Veronica Lovewell, your lubricious, delicious mistress of liquidity. Looking forward to seeing you at the Bunny Ranch!

Veronica Lovewell

Veronica Lovewell

With a genuine desire to please and be pleased, Veronica Lovewell is the perfect companion to enhance your love life. A fun, honest, and sincere woman with a diverse sexual skill set, Veronica is a courtesan of choice at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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