The Sexual Politics of Fucking Are Stranger—and Sexier—Than You Think

We hear so much these days about the various kinds of divisions afflicting our great country: political fighting, culture “wars,” he-said-she-said accusations. It seems everyone’s pissed off about something. Social media is full of strangers debating with strangers, and the insults fly every which way, from the White House to Congress and back again. Harry Nilsson’s classic 70s single, “Everybody’s Talkin’,” if released today, would have to be re-titled “Everybody’s Screaming Shit About Everything.”

However, Americans agree enthusiastically about one subject: they love sex, and lots of it. It continues to be America’s favorite indoor (and sometimes outdoor) sport, as we courtesans see every day in our dealings with our wonderful clients. Moreover, as one researcher recently discovered, the sexual practices favored by the members of each major political party are not what you think they may be.

So you think that GOPers dig sex parties aboard big yachts with a bevy of pretty girls helping them spend their wealth via happy hand jobs, energetic BJs, and rollicking bed romps? You wouldn’t be far off, but that’s not as far out as those naughty-minded right-wingers can get, as you’ll soon find out.

And if you think that Democrats get with sex workers like us and try to talk us into abandoning what we do for social work, you’d be laughably wrong. Democratic sexuality has a decidedly darker edge to it.

Justin Lehmiller surveyed 4,175 adult Americans from all 50 states about their sexual fantasies. He says it’s “the largest and most comprehensive survey of sexual fantasies ever conducted in the United States.” (The complete results are published in Lehmiller’s recent book, Tell Me What You Want.) In the survey, participants were given a list of “hundreds” of types of people, locations, and objects that they might find erotically stimulating.

Lehmiller’s research brought out fascinating differences in sexual tastes and preferences between Republicans and Democrats. Essentially, each party’s private sexual hijinks are opposite to its public image, sometimes dramatically so.

Both righties and lefties reported fantasizing several times weekly. But then the results diverge. Republicans, well-known for their public support of traditional family values, anti-pornography campaigns, and supposed embarrassment about sexual matters, reported themselves more likely than Democrats to fantasize about extramarital affairs; orgies; and partner-swapping.

Republicans also said they daydream about voyeuristic activities like visiting a strip club or enjoying cuckolding, which involves one partner watching the other have sex with someone else.

They’re on the right track for recharging their sexual batteries: Many of my clients have been long-time couples that want to re-spark their sex lives. Sometimes we start off with me and the lady playing together, kissing and donning lubed-up latex gloves to finger-fuck each other. Often, I’m encountering a bi-curious woman who has never felt the lesbian touch, and I know how to get her going with a massaging wand while my fingers open and relax her pussy wider than she’s ever felt. Usually, by then the observing man’s cock is as stiff as a racing sailboat’s mainmast. I take the time to show him some great maneuvers and positions for the wand on his lover’s pussy lips and pudenda (the soft bump atop the vagina). Of course, I, the teacher, also receive the benefits of my “student’s” instruction. Pretty soon, he’s got two soaking-wet cunnies ready for his cock to penetrate.

Sexually speaking, this is one (hidden) Republican “policy” I fully support. To implement it, we slip a condom over his rampant manhood and cover it generously with lubricant because he’s going to be satisfying two women, and we don’t want the frantic friction of his fucking to dry out the rubber too fast. Before we begin, I always consult with my fellow female to see if she would like to go first, or watch her man fuck the daylights out of me while I scream and cum for him—and for her excitement, too. Whatever her wish is, I follow. Some women surprise their guy by asking him to fuck me while she gives us orders like a porn film director. “Pump her pussy slowly but steadily,” said one woman. “I want to see your cock going in and out like a piston!” One lady even got a little science-fiction-y by telling her man to act the role of an android trained to provide sexual pleasure to any woman who orders him to do her. During one unique session, a client’s wife proposed a sex game: We girls got into the doggie position, side by side, with our fannies in the air. The game went this way: Each of us would tell a story detailing a past sexual adventure, after which the man mounted the storyteller and gave her a certain number of penile strokes as a “review” of the erotic quality of the tale. Now, we know that even the most disciplined guy cannot keep his counting straight when his dick is captured in the luscious petals of a tight box. I think that night his wife received something like 150 strokes and me about 80 before he filled that condom deep inside his wife because the wife had had even more crazy-fun sexual experiences than me, the professional sex worker! But a good time was had by all.

Now for the Democrats, who lately are embracing progressive policies like national health care and free college, making them seem gently humanistic and anti-authoritarian. That’s their public face; privately, as Lehmiller’s survey showed, Democrats fantasize more than Republicans about “almost the entire spectrum of BDSM activities, from bondage to spanking to dominance-submission play.” That’s right: some liberals are indeed loony for leather!

So the folks who want to discuss climate change, recycling, the environment, and vegetarianism, among other issues, include more than a few people who enjoy smacking a man’s or woman’s buttocks until they glow red, or tying a lover to a bed and “tormenting” (really, just teasing) their genitals until they beg for sex.

Lehmiller says that BDSM fantasies attract Democrats because they’re so often interested in issues of power: person-to-person, man-to-woman. It seems logical that people who contemplate what power and control mean might be drawn to BDSM experimentation.

I can imagine meeting a client whose says he’s a Democrat who wants to experience what may be the near future in women power: The election of the first woman President. A lady President he can sex-dream about. He says he wants me to play the role of that female chief executive, who loves to wear black dresses, red fuck-me pumps, and cherry-red lipstick. The Demo guy wants to enact the role of a Secret Service agent assigned to the Presidential detail. (There’s a fantasy backstory where the Secret Service is aware of intimate secrets about Madam President—like the fact that she sometimes “forgets” to wear panties, and likes to flash the agents.)

He tells me he wants me to give him sexual orders in a harsh, throaty voice. He craves the thrill of hearing a woman command him. We improvise: “Agent Johnson, come over here now,” I say, in a teasingly sarcastic voice. “Yes, ma’am,” he replies, meekly, striding over rapidly, trying to conceal the lump in his dress pants. “Agent Johnson, are you trying to arouse the Commander-in-Chief?” I demand, rubbing his bulge with my palm. “Ma’am, may I?” he says. “Well, let’s see,” I answer. “Inspection time, agent!” I shout suddenly. “Unzip and present your concealed ‘weapon’,” I order, and he does. “Agent, you are out of uniform!” I say, watching his bare-naked dick dangling out of his pants. So I unwrap a condom and roll it on his stalk, gripping it at the base and admiring its veiny glory. “Agent J., are you ready for official orders?” I ask, squeezing his cock hard enough to make its head swell up. “Yes, Madame President!” he responds. “Then do your patriotic duty and fill up this rubber with cum,” I say. “I want to feel the pulsations with my mouth when you shoot off.” Then I do that swirly tongue-and-lips thing until he squirts like the Fourth of July. Being the President has its privileges.

Lehmiller concludes that while Republicans and Democrats may be politically far apart, they’re unified in their mutual love of good sex. Like so many Americans, they love to violate taboos, break the rules, defy expectations, and just party on with the lovers of their choice. “There’s far more that unites us than divides us when it comes to sexual desire,” Lehmiller writes.

We courtesans welcome the world to come find joy with us. We believe everyone’s equally entitled to great sex and companionship, no matter what beliefs they hold. Take a break from the contentious world and come relax with me and my girlfriends. The only party we’re really interested is the Wild Party, where everyone’s sex-vote counts and everyone wins. God bless America!

 

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HISTORY AND FACTS OF THE LYON COUNTY BROTHELS BY MADAM SUZETTE

Thank you all in advance for reading my post, I want to introduce myself as we have not yet met. After you are done reading this post you will know me well. 

I am not one to go out and publicly speak, I tend to concentrate on managing our business’s instead. But, I did want to come forward on this subject instead of answering a question or stating something here and there.  It took me a while to gather up the history and facts about the Lyon County brothels and have posted this letter in multiple social media platforms to better educate the public on how the brothels work and what the procedures are. No one has better knowledge on this subject than myself, after all, I am the general manager of all the Lyon County brothels and have been since Feb. 1993. I understand you are already aware of some of the items but maybe some items you are not aware of that I would like to share.

I have listed a little of the history and facts of the brothels because I am sure that the general public is unaware of where it all started. 

History of Lyon County Brothels

  • 1955 Moonlight Ranch
  • 1970 Starlight Ranch and is moved and renamed Miss Kitty’s Guest Ranch
  • 1971 Prostitution became legal
  • 1992 Dennis Hof purchases Moonlight and becomes The Moonlight BunnyRanch
  • 1996 Dennis Hof purchases Miss Kitty’s Guest Ranch
  • 2013 Dennis Hof purchases SageBrush Ranch
  • 2016 Dennis Hof opens Kit Kat Ranch

Please refer to Lyon County Business and License regulations to be able to own and have a brothel license

Not everyone who applies can get one. It’s an extensive federal background check.

  • 1992 Sheriff Sid Smith approves Dennis Hof to have a brothel license.
  • 2011 Sheriff Allen Veil approves Suzette Cole to be on all Lyon County brothels licenses after reviewing extensive back ground check. Investigation reporting fees are $4,000 paid by submitted.

License and Business fees that are paid Annually

  • Business Licenses $356,000
  • Room and board tax $12,000
  • Silver Springs medical Center $26,000
  • Over $50,000 for licenses for employees and working girls
  • Employees and Working girls who live in Lyon County pay personal taxes.

Statement from Jeff Page, Lyon County Executive

June 2010 to present

“Brothels don’t pay business taxes, but contribute nearly $500,000 in other fees to the county which goes toward paying the county fleet of vehicles. With only 52,000 residents, the county would be hard pressed to make up that revenue if the brothels were banned. From a financial perspective, it means it has to come from someplace else.” 

That place would be coming from the Lyon County citizen’s pockets. 

Some have stated that we are only 1% of the yearly budget, this is just not true.  The yearly budget is 30 million, but first all mandatory bills and expenses have to be paid out of that budget.  For instance, all county employee’s salaries and county expenses  etc;  have to come right off the top.  Then after those are paid thats when our fees  that we pay in are factored and it’s more like 30 % of the left over budget.   

Sheriff Sid Smith and Sheriff Allen Veil neither had an issue with the brothels in Lyon County. Is it to be said that Sheriff Smith, Sheriff Veil and the previous sheriffs did not know what was best for their county? Seems people are trying to force their religion upon others. I believe in freedom of speech and the freedom of religion.

Lyon County Brothels are the biggest donators in the County

  • Animal parks
  • Food banks
  • Sheriff’s ARK program
  • Boys and girls club
  • High School
  • Toys for Tots
  • Personal hardships and numerous others.

We always have had a donation box in the foyers of all our ranches to give back to the community. Over the years it has added up into tens of thousands of dollars. 

Please refer to Lyon County Legal Prostitution Fees and Requirements for a legal prostitute to get her license, She first has to have a

  • Hepatitis test, which is done once a year.
  • HIV and Syphilis tests, which are done once a month
  • Chlamydia and gonorrhea tests, which are done once a week.

All these fees are paid for by the working girl, that goes into hundreds of thousands of dollars a year which are handled through the Silver Springs Renown Medical Center on top of the $26K that we pay towards every year. That keeps the medical center open for all the Lyon County citizens to be able to visit.     

After the lab tests has come back with negative results, the working girl goes to the sheriff’s station and fills out an application.

Lyon County has the strictest rules out of all the counties in Nevada to be able to obtain a sheriff’s card. It is easier to become a Lyon County Deputy than it is to become a legal prostitute.

And more importantly, there has NEVER EVER been a case of HIV positive in the history of legalized prostitution and you cannot say that about any other profession in the United States. Lyon County has been doing it right by legalizing it and regulating it.

I have never in the 26 years of working in the brothels have never tried to recruit a lady to work here. They all have contacted us. I receive over 1,500 emails a month from ladies who want to work. The ladies are never held against their will. They can come and go as they please. They are never asked to do something that they don’t want to on any level.

Current history and facts in Las Vegas, NV on Illegal prostitution.

  • More than 3,000 active pimps and over 32,000 girls come to Las Vegas to be in illegal prostitution.
  • 300 girls under the age of 16 that are being trafficking all the time.
  • Sexually transmitted diseases as HIV are the highest in Las Vegas than any other city.
  • Unsafe for customers and girls who are in illegal prostitution. Rapes, trafficking, scams, theft, drugs and of course, murder.

IF the brothels are banned, those numbers will surely go up.

Brief Summary of Dennis Hof

Born in Arizona in 1947, he comes from a hard working lower class family. His mother worked in the school cafeterias and his father was a mail man. Dennis always had worked all his life for the better life.

He has worked and purchased many gas stations in the Arizona, Lake Tahoe and Reno areas. He became involved with the time share condo business and saved up enough money to purchase the Moonlight BunnyRanch. A legal business in which he saw could make it a better place.

You can read all about his life in his autobiography, The Art of a Pimp. A no holds bar about his life. What you see what you get. He has no secrets. He has made himself a self made millionaire by being the media genius with his unique business sense.

Brief Summary of Suzette Cole

Born in Oakland 1955, moved to Lake Tahoe in the late fifties. She was always in business with her family and had a business sense and worked well with others. Worked as a cocktail waitress at Harrah’s Lake Tahoe for several years in the mid eighties and was top trainer and spokes person for the new hires for the entire human resource dept.

Moved to Carson City from Lake Tahoe. In Feb 1993, answered a little ad in the newspaper stated hostess wanted. Curiously she applied and started as a hostess, bartender, cashier, asst. manager and general manger to present, opening up all of Dennis’s brothels over the years.

The Banning of Lyon County Brothels

Every once in a while we have a few people who want the brothels gone. But this time, it has been politically targeted personally towards Dennis Hof.

First off, the “No little girl “ committee is based out of Reno. Why are they not targeting the Mustang Ranch? Because they said themselves, they want Dennis Hof out of business. They say no local big businesses want to be in the same county. What about Telsa next to Mustang Ranch? On their website, they have faq’s.  They made up the questions, then they made up the answers. If they were to ask me the same questions, they would get different answers.  They are talking about illegal prostitution.  You can not compare the illegal and legal prostitution.  It is apples and oranges.

The ladies, employees, and all the people in Lyon County have their own religion. One religion is not better than another. But most importantly, they all come from the same core belief, Do good, be good within our hearts.

There’s a reason why The County Commissioners are in position. They get all the facts then they vote to make the right decision. The public does not have all the facts and are not educated enough to be able to make that decision. What happens when the public wants to out law guns? Liquor, gaming, whats next, the color that you wear? Are they going to vote that people can’t wear black after 8pm? What about religion and race? Is that next that it has to be a certain religion or race to be able to live in Lyon County? That appears to be the route that this is going.

People make statements that just are not true about legal prostitution and others automatically believe what they hear.

For instance there is a girl named Rebekah Charleston who is working with No little Girl, and I have no idea who she is. I personally not ever seen her before and do not recall her working with us. I have had our accounting department run her name and nothing comes up. If she did come out here it was not long enough to receive a tax form.

Another is a person named Deanne Holliday.  She is a disgruntled former employee who has been spreading lies about us and the brothels for years. People say something and people automatically believe that it is gospel.

If it goes on the ballot, and if the brothels are shut down, they take it out of the commissioner’s hands, they have to wait until the next vote goes back on the ballot on the following year. And the Commissioner’s hands are tied even to vote on the smallest issue.  Which doesn’t make too much sense.  Especially, when it might be an urgent situation that has to be resolved quickly.   

We employ over 550 independent contractors every year and over 125 employees. They are dependent on their jobs to take care of themselves and their families. We have employees that have been with us over 15 years and longer. We do business with the local businesses in Lyon County because we want to keep it in the community.

“No little Girl” states, the prostitutes will just go home. No, they won’t, the ladies will go out on the streets and get caught up in the illegal side of prostitution. That’s why the girls come here to the brothels in the first place, to try and do the right thing and be legal. Prostitution is the oldest profession and it will not go away, this is why Lyon County legalized it so that way it can be regulated and keep it under control.

The Working Girls are here to make a better life for themselves, their children and their families. They are going to school, getting Masters Degrees, buying homes, putting their children through school, taking care of their families. How and Why do I know this? Because it has been my life, my whole life for the last 26 years. I do not have a husband or a boyfriend. I have no children, these girls are my children and family. I work hard and I keep a tight ship. I do not have a record or issues with the Law, not even a parking ticket. I respect the law and live a clean life. I do not drink, smoke and have a zero tolerance on all drugs. The ladies respect me as their Mother, because in a way I am their mother and do not pass any judgment upon them. I do not allow excess drinking and any drug of any kind is intolerable, even marijuana. I do not allow on the property among the girls and clients. They are not even allowed to cuss in the parlor, this includes the clients as well. I do not let things get out of control because I am always in control of it in the first place.

I have never let a girl work that did not have a sheriff’s card or was not cleared from the doctor first. I would never put our brothel licenses in jeopardy. And yes, we have to coordinate the doctor visits with the lab results and with the sheriffs station. And if one doesn’t come through, they will have to wait. The ladies come from all over the country, sometimes they fly in and have to wait until they are cleared. This can sometimes up to a week if something falls thru the cracks. These are good girls, they have all passed the federal background check and have no diseases.

We check ID’s of all our customers to ensure they are of legal age to walk inside and also to drink, this is true for the ladies as well.

Sadly, people tend to be hypocrites. They go on dates, they have dinner, give flowers and then have sex after their date. That seems to be ok in people’s eyes but when the almighty dollar is exchanged, all of a sudden its bad. Lyon County has been doing it right since 1971 when they took it out of the criminal’s hands and put it into a highly regulated industry.

I have meetings called Tea Parties every week with the Ladies, where we bring in business people to help them succeed; bankers, insurance, accounting executives, and more to help them with their every day lives.

We celebrate birthdays every week and some of the girls say this is the first time that they have ever had a birthday cake or a party.

We have craft days where the girls get to just have fun and we even have karaoke so the girls and the clients can sing their little hearts out.  We have clients come in here just to celebrate their birthdates, the clients are also considered family. We treat people with respect and never judge anyone by race, gender, religion, or anything else.

Thank you again for taking the time to read this. I know all of you are very busy and it means a lot to be able to voice not only my opinions but the Facts.

 

 

Respectfully,

Suzette Colette Cole

General Manager

[email protected]

 

Lyon County Commissioners Contact Information

 

Bob Hastings, Chair – District 1

P.O. Box 686

Dayton, Nevada 89403

Phone: (775) 771-9848

[email protected]

Don Alt- District 2

3945 Cypress Street

Silver Springs, Nevada 89429

Phone: (775) 577-9048

[email protected]

Ken Gray-District 3

1128 Cheatgrass Drive

Dayton, NV 89403

Phone: (775) 220-1935

[email protected]

Joe Mortensen, Vice-Chair – District 4

680 Miller Lane

Fernley, NV 89408

Phone: (775) 575-4778

[email protected]

Greg Hunewill- District 5

16 Desert Creek Road

Wellington, Nevada 89444

Phone: (775) 465-1365

[email protected]

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Madam Suzette is the General Manager of Dennis Hof's adult entertainment empire, which includes the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch and six other brothels in the State of Nevada.

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Legal Sex Worker Supports SESTA

I’m Tiara Tae, a legal prostitute at The Bunny Ranch brothel in Carson City, Nevada, and I’m emboldened to see that the evolution of thinking in recent decades that has brought my profession out of the dark shadows of criminality is taking a giant step forward in the halls of The United States Congress.  The Stop Enabling Sex Traffickers Act (SESTA) has now been been passed by both the House Of Representatives and the U.S. Senate with overwhelming support, on it’s way to becoming law.  

The bill seeks to crack down on the illegal sex trade by holding website operators accountable for posts that advertise illegal sexual activity.  We’ve all heard the horror stories of “Craigslist” type ads that were historically thinly veiled solicitations for illegal and sometimes underage prostitutes that put both the girls and the clients at risk of violent crime and disease, while providing an electronic black market trading place for street pimps and international human traffickers.  Many ads of that ilk have flowed through similarly unregulated personal ad sites for years, giving rise to a problem of epidemic proportions that, until now, has never been properly addressed in the internet age. 

Tiara Tae from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch near Reno, Nevada

Some sex industry activists are offering misplaced objections to these regulations, claiming that illegal prostitutes will be “forced onto the streets” if they can’t be electronically offered for sale while working out of apartments and hotel rooms.  Their thinking is misguided on several levels.

The primary problem with this mode of thinking is that the sex workers opposing SESTA are fighting to remain criminals. Instead of advocating for the legalization of prostitution throughout the United States, and campaigning for a situation where willing, adult sex workers can service clients in a safe, legal environment, those challenging SESTA are defending a website owner’s ability to make money from the marketing of illegal prostitution while taking no responsibility for any criminality that occurs on the website owner’s platform. Personally, I’d much rather work in a proven legal system, like the time-tested Nevada brothel industry, than be a slave to a website owner that takes advantage of my desperate need to promote an illegal business, while not caring if people using the platform are coerced, underage, or a victim of violent crime.  The opposition often counters with the “slippery slope” argument, by saying “Where do they draw the line? If we crack down on this, what’s next?” 

How about we draw the line between what is and isn’t a crime? The passage of SESTA isn’t going to curb anyone’s first amendment right to protected free speech, but it will police the law as it pertains to online criminal enterprises, no differently than a publisher being held accountable for hosting an ad that offers the illegal services of a loan shark or a contract killer.

If prostitution was legalized in every state, all adult sex workers can come work as I do in a safe legal brothel environment, free and protected from the danger of criminal elements. They would hold a government issued license (as I do) that will be issued to them after an application process that will conclude that they are free of sexually transmitted diseases and criminal records.

if sex workers can’t meet the qualifications for licensing, they won’t be “forced out onto the streets”. They may be forced into another line of work, but that is no different than a public transit operator who gets convicted of a DWI and is “forced” into a profession that doesn’t involve operating a motor vehicle.  Should we not have driver’s licenses because anyone who can’t pass a driving test will be “forced” to walk to work? I don’t think anyone in their right mind would suggest a highway full of unlicensed drivers, because everyone regards that regulatory process as necessary for the public’s safety.  

So too is the long overdue need to prosecute a crime that is committed electronically, just as it would be if it were committed without the anonymity of the internet. Passing laws to combat online fraud came to exist as internet commerce became a common element of each of our daily lives. The SESTA bill is simply catching up to the world’s oldest profession in the modern age, by making sure that that which cannot be practically eradicated can in fact be safely and legally regulated.  

Sex work, as it is practiced by women like me who make such a decision with our own bodies, can be both lucrative for the principle and beneficial to the general tax base, but only with sensible and effective legislation like SESTA in conjunction with the legalization of prostitution throughout America, so that well-meaning adult sex workers can practice their trade free from prosecution — and criminal sex traffickers, and those that support them, can be easily punished.

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Legal Prostitutes Help Defeat Trumpcare

We did it! Hookers for Health Care played a part in the fight against the American Health Care Act, and our hard work paid off this week! Even though Republicans control all three branches of U.S. government, deep party divisions and vocal protestation from concerned Americans managed to derail Trumpcare and send a loud and clear message to politicians that Americans will not settle for a sub par health care bill. As the health care situation evolves in the United States, our grassroots coalition of dedicated legal Nevada prostitutes will continue to fight for better health care legislation for all Americans — and we’ll continue to challenge lawmakers and stand up for our rights as law-abiding taxpaying women!

If you want to learn more about the story behind Hookers for Health Care, watch the below video produced by ABC Nightline, featuring the working girls behind the movement and the reasons why we chose to dedicate our time and energy to this important endeavor…

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Nevada Working Girls vs. Trumpcare

As a rule of thumb, I usually choose not to discuss religion or politics, as I find such topics to be less than appropriate for the bedroom, which is where I conduct the majority of my business. After all, as a legal sex worker at Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada, I have clients from both ends of the political spectrum and everywhere in between. However, the proposed American Health Care Act is a situation that directly affects not only myself, but the other working ladies, staff, and clients that make up the legal Nevada brothel industry — and I’m compelled to share my opinion on it, as it reflects the feelings of the majority of working girls I’ve spoken with about this subject.

This week, the Congressional Budget Office released its analysis of the American Health Care Act, concluding that Trumpcare would increase the number of people without health insurance by 22 million by 2026. So when Senator Dean Heller (R-NV) opposed the bill, saying Trumpcare would strip coverage from “millions of Americans,” he unfortunately may have been accurate.

Hundreds of thousands of Nevadans will lose coverage if the Trumpcare bill passes, and even more will be significantly affected as a result of the legislation. This includes Nevada’s most unique demographic — the thousands of licensed working girls who ply their trade in the only state in the USA where prostitution is legal.

Here are just a few reasons, in the opinion of this harlot, why Trumpcare may negatively impact Nevada’s legal working girls, our clients, and the legal brothel industry as a whole.

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Alice Little is a Nevada working girl and a political activist opposing Trumpcare

Cuts to Medicaid could severely reduce a woman’s opportunity to thrive in our business

Every girl that becomes a legal prostitute doesn’t become financially comfortable overnight.  I have been fortunate to amass a strong clientele and establish myself as a financially successful businesswoman within Nevada’s legal brothel industry, but that can take time.  A young woman entering our business who in some cases may also be a single mother with limited financial means will also need time to build her customer base, and expanded access to Medicaid for her or her child may be the only way that she is able to know that they will be covered for health care until she can increase her income.  Helping Americans to help themselves should be an important role of any government assistance program, and Trumpcare would deal a devastating blow to the ability of some to become self sustaining citizens.       

Trumpcare will negatively impact our support team

While many of our customers may only see the beautiful faces of the legal prostitutes that I work with, there is actually a substantial workforce that labors behind the scenes to allow us to financially thrive.  Cashiers, bartenders, housekeepers and drivers all work hard to provide the backbone of our business that earns our clients’ patronage.  All of these employees are Nevada residents, guaranteed access to health care through the Affordable Care Act’s employer mandate.  If Obamacare were repealed, that mandate would be lifted, and these hard working parents and grandparents would lose access to coverage for themselves and their families.  They are also, in some cases, among the 200,000 Nevadans who have benefitted from the Medicaid expansion that a repeal would faze out. 

Trumpcare will take prostitution money away from our aging clients 

Under the American Health Care Act, insurers will be able to charge older consumers five times more than younger consumers. People over the age of 65 make up a very large percentage of Nevada brothel clients. If these clients are forced to pay unfairly augmented health care costs, they will not have money on hand to spend on the things that make life worth living in the first place — like sex with a beautiful and talented working girl.  That will in turn have a devastating effect on our entire industry, and negative impact on small businesses is the antithesis of what President Trump campaigned on. 

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Summer Sebastian may be doubly impacted by the repeal of Obamacare, given that she is both an independently contracted sex worker and an expectant mother

Our job is to bring happiness, pleasure, and fulfillment to the gentleman (and ladies) we spend our time with. We give of ourselves not just physically, but mentally too. Many of us choose to dedicate ourselves to sex work, and plan to do this as a long term vocation. How are we supposed to do so without long term, trustworthy medical care? It is inevitable that all of us will experience at least one or more major medical emergencies. I believe that such an occurrence should not leave us, or our clients, bankrupt. This career allows us to make a bright future for ourselves, yet that could very well be tarnished with just a single medical disaster. 

We can do better. As a country, I know we can do better than this. All Americans, including sex workers, should have access to professional medical care as a basic human right. It is my sincerest hope that this healthcare revision is either terminated completely, or revised in such a way that it continues to protect the Affordable Care Act. Everyone deserves quality medical coverage at a price that allows them the opportunity to enjoy the pleasures of being alive.

I have gathered like-minded Nevada sex workers and we’ve formed the “Hookers for Health Care” political action committee. Together we will continue to pressure Senator Dean Heller and other Republican leaders, and lobby for a healthier future for Nevada’s working girls and for women throughout the United States!

Pictured: Mikki Lynn, Roxanne Price, Chanel Lee, Tiara Tae, Alice Little, Leeana Love, and Ophelia

Photo of Capitol by Martin Falbisoner (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Alice Little

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Legal U.S. Sex Worker Calls On Trump to Defend Her Honor Against Putin Remarks

As a legal prostitute from Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch I’m absolutely outraged over recent statements by Russia President Vladimir Putin claiming that Russian prostitutes are “undoubtedly the best in the world.”

Putin is the head of state of one of the most powerful nations on Earth and he’s arrogantly bragging about the quality of his country’s illegal, criminal-run, unregulated, disease-ridden, child-trafficking filled sex industry? This is an utterly abhorrent statement and, as a licensed and law-abiding prostitute operating in Nevada, I’m personally offended. 

As a vocal Donald Trump supporter I’m calling on my President-Elect to respond to the repulsive and fictitious claim made by the Russian President and defend my honor as an American working girl. The women who proudly work in Nevada’s brothels are the gold standard by which hookers throughout the world should be measured. We are the best in the world because we are licensed, safe, of legal age, and willingly chose this line of work. 

I’m sure the leader of the free world, a man I helped elect, will agree with me and stand up for the world’s best prostitutes. 

Harley Lane

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Sex-Shaming and President-Elect Donald Trump

There’s an old saying in the kink world: “Your Kink is not my Kink, and thats okay!” It’s high time America steps up and takes on this saying as well. Recently there has been some unverified news that our soon to be president, Donald Trump, may have hired sex workers to perform a sex act known as a “golden shower.” For those who are not familiar with the term, a golden shower is a sex act involving urinating on someone, or being urinated on. Now I imagine the vast majority of readers just wrinkled their nose at the mere thought of being a part of this act. That’s a totally normal response, and totally okay! What isn’t okay is to take to social media with the hashtags #GoldenGate and #peeotus and slut-shame our President to be.

Sure, its not what most would choose, and not what most people would imagine our POTUS to be interested in. But lets face it — our country certainly has a precedent for having a president’s sex life and sex interests exposed. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky — we all still remember that. We as a country love gossip, and happily spread the news of our government official’s sexual exploits. But is this really the kind of image we want to portray to the rest of the world? I propose a healthy, legal solution for public figures looking to add a little kink to their sex lives: Visit a legal Nevada sex worker. Here are a few reasons why they should…

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Alice Little from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada

1. We’re Discreet

From your blue collar every day American right up to the POTUS, your privacy is important to us. We’re not going to out you, or reveal what your interests are. Rather than allegedly seeking the services of illegal escorts, perhaps Trump should have reached out to one of the ladies here at America’s Red Light District.

2. We’re Legal

It is 100% legal to pay for sex or kink services at a Nevada Brothel. We even use discreet billing for your added protection! This is the perfect solution for those high-up government officials wanting to avoid sex scandals.

3. We’re Non Judgmental

It’s perfectly okay to explore your fantasies at as brothel, be that being urinated on, tied up, or having the wild orgy of your dreams. We’re in the business of making fantasies into reality. If you want to have the Bill Clinton experience and receive a blowjob from your sexy secretary while sitting at your desk — we can make that happen.

4. We’re not owned by foreign interests

Concerned that your urinary yearnings will lead to pissing off foreign heads of state who may look to rain on your political aspirations?  America’s Red Light District is owned by a red blooded, weapon waving patriot in fellow television reality TV star Dennis Hof, and you can rest assured that he has no interest in telling any intelligence agencies where you’ve been marking your territory.  Hell, he thought “kompromat” was a place that people who live in apartments go to do their laundry!  Wet his bed all you like…Our sheets are always maintained as lily white for your ideological comfort.

My closing thoughts are that it’s never okay to shame someone else’s sexual interests, even if they are the president-to-be’s. For those wanting to avoid such public shaming, stigma, and judgement, seek out the services offered here in Nevada. You take your car to a mechanic to get it fixed; in turn, you come to a Nevada Brothel to live out your sexual fantasies. A final message for Trump: In the event that you do have the urge to enjoy a little tinkle and sprinkle, please, save our country and yourself from further public humiliation, and come spend some time here at your legal Nevada brothels. I promise you’ll have the time of your life.

Alice Little

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Legal Prostitute Celebrates Trump Win with “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” Price Specials on Sex Services

The American people have spoken! In an explosive and unanticipated upset, real estate developer and reality TV star Donald Trump was elected 45th President of the United States! The controversial Republican candidate defeated Democrat Hillary Clinton with a campaign that focused on radically disrupting the political establishment on issues such as trade, immigration, climate change, and the economy.

Here at Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch, as election results started coming in, a range of emotions were displayed by sex workers supporting both candidates. But in the end “Tarts for Trump” trumped “Hookers for Hillary” and brothel workers, like the rest of the country, must respect each other’s differences and accept the choice made by the American people.

Bunny Ranch Trump supporters are celebrating the historic victory of “The Donald” in a variety of ways, and this Trump tramp is even offering voters patriotic price cuts on my all-American sex services.

That’s right! In celebration of Trump’s groundbreaking presidential win, I’m offering clients who show me their “I Voted” sticker a “Grab Them By The Pussy” price discount for the entire month of November. No matter who you voted for, I will slash prices in half because you did your part and contributed to the democratic process of the United States. Clinton supporters can be consoled by my tender touch, while Trump supporters can, as Donald would say, “move on me like a bitch” as they join me in reveling in our victory with a night of sexy-hot fun!

What can be better than having great sex to commemorate this historic election, as we begin to Make America Great Again! Now everyone can feel what it’s like to be a famous celebrity like President-Elect Trump. Like Trump, you can do anything you want, including grabbing me by the pussy!

Harley Lane

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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“Tarts For Trump” Opens Campaign Office At Bunny Ranch Brothel

We have some big political news coming today from the Bunny Ranch–A group of the girls have formed “Tarts For Trump”, to support Donald Trump for president, and to provide an alternative to “Hookers For Hillary.” The pro-Trump Bunnies say that Trump’s support for personal freedoms, entrepreneurial opportunities, and women’s rights, had earned him their backing. I say bravo to them! While I am not taking sides between the two groups, I am proud they are all participating in the electoral process. They say they feel Trump is very ‘pro-whore,’and his positions are very supportive of prostitution and improving the daily lives of working girls.

The “Tarts For Trump” have so far identified and articulated a slew of campaign issues they are in agreement with Donald Trump on, and have issued the following statement:

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America First

“Donald Trump’s protectionist trade policies have resonated with the Bunny Ranch’s prostitutes who have long been frustrated with competition from overseas prostitutes who severely undercut their rates and cost American sex workers’ jobs.  During the Obama administration, U.S. Secret Service agents were even caught visiting overseas brothels on trips abroad, leaving American dollars in foreign hands.  Our conscientious courtesans say when it comes to the prostitution trade, Americans should come first!”

Strong Borders

“Donald Trump has made the need to build a wall along our southern border a central issue of his campaign, and Nevada’s legal prostitutes have experienced first-hand the positive results of barrier protection.  Whether that barrier is made of concrete or latex, the ladies of the Bunny Ranch reprise the immortal words of Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev when they sing in unison, ‘Mr. Trump, build that wall!'”

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Harley from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch proudly poses with a Trump/Pence sign

Child Care Deduction

“Because many of the single mothers who work as Bunny Ranch prostitutes earn lucrative annual incomes that land them in the top bracket of taxpayers, they would benefit from Trump’s proposed child care deduction.  In a Trump administration, the ability to write off the cost of a nanny is something that Ivanka Trump and these women of ill repute would happily share!”

Veterans

“If there’s one thing that the ladies at the Bunny Ranch know something about, it’s providing aid and comfort to those who have served their country.  Donald Trump says our veterans deserve better, and the comfort women of the Bunny Ranch want to personally put the ‘service’ back in the U.S.O. In a Trump administration, Nevada’s legal sex workers believe that loose lips will actually bring nationalist pride back to full mast!”

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Cherry Lane from the Kit Kat Brothel wants to help “Make America Great Again”

Ultimately my girls will have to decide whether Clinton or Trump will be the better friend to hookers if elected. Nevada is a battleground state in the presidential election, so their votes could have a real impact. Over the course of the past few years thousands of voting-eligible women have received prostitution licenses at several dozen Nevada brothels. Together they form a significant “Vice Vote” voting bloc in both local and national elections–and especially in ‘low-population’ but ‘high profile’ states such as Nevada. “Tarts For Trump?” “Hookers For Hillary?” I say let the games begin!

Dennis Hof

Dennis Hof

Dennis Hof is the charismatic owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the most famous legal brothel in the history of the world and subject of the smash hit HBO series “Cathouse.” Hof owns a total of seven licensed brothels throughout the state of Nevada including the Love Ranch, the Sagebrush Ranch, the Kit Kat Ranch, and the Alien Cathouse. Hof has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of other major universities, colleges and public events around the globe and he is the author of the best-selling book, “The Art Of The Pimp: A Love Story” published by Regan Arts.

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