Legal Prostitute Celebrates Trump Win with “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” Price Specials on Sex Services

Posted by Harley Lane on November 9, 2016

The American people have spoken! In an explosive and unanticipated upset, real estate developer and reality TV star Donald Trump was elected 45th President of the United States! The controversial Republican candidate defeated Democrat Hillary Clinton with a campaign that focused on radically disrupting the political establishment on issues such as trade, immigration, climate change, and the economy.

Here at Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch, as election results started coming in, a range of emotions were displayed by sex workers supporting both candidates. But in the end “Tarts for Trump” trumped “Hookers for Hillary” and brothel workers, like the rest of the country, must respect each other’s differences and accept the choice made by the American people.

Bunny Ranch Trump supporters are celebrating the historic victory of “The Donald” in a variety of ways, and this Trump tramp is even offering voters patriotic price cuts on my all-American sex services.

That’s right! In celebration of Trump’s groundbreaking presidential win, I’m offering clients who show me their “I Voted” sticker a “Grab Them By The Pussy” price discount for the entire month of November. No matter who you voted for, I will slash prices in half because you did your part and contributed to the democratic process of the United States. Clinton supporters can be consoled by my tender touch, while Trump supporters can, as Donald would say, “move on me like a bitch” as they join me in reveling in our victory with a night of sexy-hot fun!

What can be better than having great sex to commemorate this historic election, as we begin to Make America Great Again! Now everyone can feel what it’s like to be a famous celebrity like President-Elect Trump. Like Trump, you can do anything you want, including grabbing me by the pussy!

Harley Lane

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Author: Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

5 thoughts on “Legal Prostitute Celebrates Trump Win with “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY” Price Specials on Sex Services”

  1. To the two girls that were proud to hold trump signs up and profess that they are voting for him. You are deplorable. So glad that reviewed your website and looked at your facebook page. You learn a lot about a person and how they think and what type of person they are. When I go their (booking next week) I will remember your names and faces. You wont see a dime of my money. You two are Deplorable.

  2. If all those liberal peckerheads like Mr. Horowitz were as smart as they think they are, they would see that Mr. Trump was making a joke when he said “grab her pussy”. There were no women in the the place he said this to hear it. If there were, he would not have said this.

    1. Exactly, that’s why people should just lighten up and learn to laugh at a joke when you see them! 😉 Life is too serious so high strung and bitter. It makes me mad how when a mistake someone made as a joke between himself and another turns into a false story about him sexually harassing and harming women. People should do a little more research instead on just believing the news or a story, especially when that person or company is being bought off! I mean really? it’s politics for goodness sakes!

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