Legal Sex Worker: I’m Not a Sob Story

I’m Harley Lane, A legal courtesan for the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch. I’m asked every now and then if something horrible happened to me or if I suffered any kind of trauma as a child, causing me to choose this line of work. There is a stereotype that all adult entertainers have had traumatic experiences and/or abusive childhoods. Many people mistakenly believe that only tragically flawed women would willingly choose to be sex workers in the brothels of Nevada.

Well, in my case, the answer is “No.” Not one horrific event happened in my life. I do not have “daddy issues” and I am not the product of a troubled or broken home. I had an amazing childhood and I am grateful for every moment of it.

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Harley Lane

Why people think I became a sex worker

It’s common for some to think that sex workers and adult entertainers are damaged goods. But why? Could it be that they’ve come across a couple of articles done by anti-prostitution activist and psychologist Dr. Melissa Farley? She claims that “familial abuse or neglect is almost universal among prostituted women” or that it’s a “’job’ for girls who lack emotional support, education, and employment opportunities?”  Fact is that many of the ladies working at the brothels here are very intelligent and well educated. We have ladies with Bachelors Degrees, Masters Degrees, even some working on their PhD’s. I have heard it time and time again growing up. that “Strippers have daddy issues” and that “hookers were abused” in some way. This isn’t the case for me or most of my fellow sex-workers here at Dennis Hof’s brothels. We share our stories and personal lives every now and then and all the ladies I’ve gotten to know have relatively normal and positive stories. So please don’t pity us.     

This is not to say that no sex workers have had troubled childhoods or have some sort of emotional baggage. In fact, the stereotype probably came about, in part, as a result of the fact that sex workers have a tendency to be more forthcoming about our pasts. Being sex workers, we share a very intimate part of ourselves with those who choose to spend time with us. Perhaps, having a less-than-perfect past is not as incriminating to us like it might be for a lawyer or a CEO, or even for the average blue collar worker.

Why do we perceive adult entertainers as damaged girls with a sob story and not retail or grocery sales employees? And why isn’t Dr. Farley conducting extensive research about the trauma women who work at Walmart experienced as children?

Unfortunately part of being human is that many of us judge others on their looks, their profession, and on their past experiences. Having a bad event happen in one’s youth or experiencing a rough past doesn’t necessarily determine a person’s profession. Just as being a licensed prostitute doesn’t mean I experienced horrors growing up. I chose this. I wasn’t forced into it. The fact is that I love and enjoy my work.

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Harley Lane

My background

I had a fairly average childhood growing up in Texas. Or what I think is normal anyway. I was loved and well taken care of. I had friends and a big family. We did almost everything together. I played softball competitively and was a Varsity Team member. I ran track, participated in stock show and loved the Rodeos. In school, I had good grades most of the time and played around during the boring classes like many kids do. I had dreamt of going to college and getting a degree. Like many young people, I changed my mind and changed it again. I think quickly on my feet and do well under pressure, not to mention I love excitement. That helped me make the decision to become a Paramedic. Which in turn helped me discover the Bunny Ranch thanks to a joke by some of the Paramedics I hung out with.

While studying and doing ambulance ride-outs, some peers of mine were having a discussion about how little First Responders make and how hard it can be at times. Jokingly they turned to me (I was the only female there) and said “At least you could always go work at the Bunny Ranch” I asked them what it was but they insisted it was only a joke and they didn’t want to “corrupt the sweet, innocent girl.” I was naturally curious so I searched on the internet and read about this amazing place. Legal, safe, and fun for a sexually-charged person like me! I couldn’t lock these naughty thoughts up in my head forever! I watched Cathouse for hours on end, researched what I could find and that was it. The Bunny Ranch was the place for me! A little over a year later I am still here, loving every minute and making great money. I have had amazing experiences, met some wonderful people, and made some good friends along the way.

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Harley Lane today at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

 The REAL reason I am a sex worker

I’m a very sexually adventurous person. I’m open minded and love the feeling and sensation I get from pleasuring others and sincerely enjoy it myself. There are people like me out there — people so into sex that they desire to make a profession out of it. The legal brothels in Nevada are the only places in America where people like me could explore our unconventional interests, safely and healthily.

I’ve never had to worry about my safety here at the Bunny Ranch. All of the ladies are in a safe environment to enjoy doing what we do. While we all follow the law and use protection for any type of sexual contact, we are also tested weekly. This is not only to ensure a worry-free experience for our customers, but for our health as well. Most importantly, I have freedom to not to do anything I’m not comfortable with. I have the final say as to what type of sexual experiences I participate in. I call the shots. I’m in control.

I also love the affection I receive when I walk into the Bunny Ranch. It’s a warm welcoming feeling. Everyone meets you with open arms and makes you feel at home. We are all apart of something. Some girls say it’s like a sorority but to me, it’s family.

This is why I’m a legal sex worker.  It’s safe, legal, and I can do whatever I want with people I care about. I love and enjoy everything I do here as a working girl and wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world. The next time you’re with a sex worker, if she’s comfortable sharing that intimate piece of herself with you, ask her if she loves it and why she does this. Not that we owe anyone an explanation, but I don’t mind sharing my story. I’m happy to debunk the stereotype. 

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Legal U.S. Sex Worker Calls On Trump to Defend Her Honor Against Putin Remarks

As a legal prostitute from Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch I’m absolutely outraged over recent statements by Russia President Vladimir Putin claiming that Russian prostitutes are “undoubtedly the best in the world.”

Putin is the head of state of one of the most powerful nations on Earth and he’s arrogantly bragging about the quality of his country’s illegal, criminal-run, unregulated, disease-ridden, child-trafficking filled sex industry? This is an utterly abhorrent statement and, as a licensed and law-abiding prostitute operating in Nevada, I’m personally offended. 

As a vocal Donald Trump supporter I’m calling on my President-Elect to respond to the repulsive and fictitious claim made by the Russian President and defend my honor as an American working girl. The women who proudly work in Nevada’s brothels are the gold standard by which hookers throughout the world should be measured. We are the best in the world because we are licensed, safe, of legal age, and willingly chose this line of work. 

I’m sure the leader of the free world, a man I helped elect, will agree with me and stand up for the world’s best prostitutes. 

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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5 Reasons Married Men Should Visit Legal Prostitutes

So you have bingewatched Cathouse on HBO.  You have joined the Bunny Ranch message board and had fun chatting with all the lovely ladies.  You have completed extensive research on how to make it to the Reno area without raising any eyebrows.  All this and you still haven’t pulled the trigger and made it out to see us.  What is holding you back?  You may have some lingering questions in the back of your mind.  You say to yourself “Maybe this isn’t right for a married guy like me?”  Well, I am here to console your fears and put the doubt out of your mind.  I have compiled the most compelling reasons you should come see me (or one of my friends) at Dennis Hof’s Red Light District.

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River Song from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch Near Reno, Nevada

1. Monogamy isn’t natural for men

Our society has rules to ensure the fringe stays in line with what comes natural to the majority of us.  We don’t murder, we don’t steal, we don’t assault, because not doing these things comes as natural to us as breathing or blinking.  However, monogamy doesn’t seem to come so easy.  Why?  Because it’s NOT NATURAL!  One day our society will catch up and this whole thing will pass.  Until then you will need a discreet partner to help you live more naturally.  Come see me, I can be your secret partner.

2. Your marriage has become a friendship

Many years ago you had a best friend and a lover.  As the years and your relationship have progressed, it seems you have a best friend who occasionally allows you access to “the goods.”  While you love your wife and have no intention of living without her, you don’t want a sterile mechanical sexual relationship.  You want that willing participant that rocked your world so many years ago.  Come see me, I will rock you.

3. A non-judgmental ear

You have spent a lifetime working to make yourself the best you can be.  Some days were smooth as silk.  Some days, however — some days felt like the weight of the world was sitting on your shoulders.  Those stressful days are hard to deal with.  Sometimes you need someone who listens to you, someone who won’t judge you for being vulnerable and having doubts.  I absolutely love to hear about you and what makes you tick. I also love getting naked and showing you what makes me tick.

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River Song is a mistress and confidante to several married men

4. Kinky secrets

You have sex regularly and she does her best to please.  However, you have a kinky side and want to try new things.  The problem is you don’t want to ask your wife, the mother of your children, to do those things.  Ask me to do them instead.  I specialize in “those things.”

5. Adventure

Probably the reason mentioned most often.  Sometimes you just feel the daily grind has extinguished any excitement in your life.  If you want the adventure back, come see me and the ladies of Nevada’s sex dens. I will make your sex life adventurous once again.

River Song

River is a vibrant, thirty-something, southern belle excited to make your acquaintance. This Simply Extraordinary legal courtesan, exclusive to The Sagebrush Ranch, will take you on a sexy trip through space and time.

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Sex Worker Reminds Us Why Yoga is Sexy

Hey Babes! I’m Mercedes, and I’m going to rock your world.

I want to show you a few basic yoga poses and the benefits they have to offer. Originating in ancient India as a physical, mental, and spiritual practice; Yoga has more recently traveled to the western world to take our physical drive up a notch. So, what do we know about sex and yoga?

From banging it downward doggy-style to reveling in the sex-friendliness of a flexible yogini, Yoga has increasingly become a popular influence in sexploration between starry-eyed lovers, and here’s why.

A regular yoga practice will:

  • tone the body
  • increase alertness and energy levels
  • Enhance libido, performance, and sexual satisfaction

Practicing yoga can support a rich, full and dynamic sex life. The poses featured here work directly to increase your circulation of blood flow to the pelvic area, and with this, energy and vitality follow. Circulation and increased blood flow are directly linked to level of arousal. Start using these poses in the bedroom today!

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Bridge Pose- Setu Bandha Sarvangasana

Why this pose is great:

• Stretches the chest, neck, and spine

• Stimulates abdominal organs, lungs, and thyroid

• Therapeutic and calming for the brain

• Energizing to the nervous system

Great for Sex Because:

Bridge pose activates ‘Mula Bandha’, the pelvic floor muscles-tightening and toning much like a Kegel exercise would. To find an optimal rhythm, I would suggest your partner start by gently thrusting in and out. As you both become comfortable, he can grab your waist or thighs and start pulling you towards him with each thrust.

His extra hand can be used to stimulate your clitoris. Try variating this pose by throwing one leg up against his shoulder to enjoy deeper penetration.

How to do it:

1. Begin by lying on your back, with both knees bent and feet flat on the floor hip width apart.

2. Arms are placed alongside the body with palms facing down. Fingertips lightly touching the heels.

3. Press the feet into the floor, inhale to raise the hips up.

4. Lightly squeeze the knees together. Press down into the arms and shoulders to lift the chest up.

Engage the legs, buttocks and mula bandha to lift the hips higher.

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Puppy Pose- Uttana Shishosana

Why this pose is great:

• Stretches the spine and shoulders

• This pose increases flexibility in the spine

• As an inversion, more blood is available to the heart and head

• Opens the back and chest to feel emotionally buoyant and physically energized

Great for Sex Because:

Who doesn’t love doggie style? Puppy pose calms the mind while invigorating the body. This sex position creates deeper penetration. You can variate by using a hand to stimulate the clit… or lightly grasp his balls (I find that most men love this!). Or… You can prop yourself up with a pillow to relax and enjoy the ride!

How to do it:

1. From Table position, tuck the toes under and walk your hands forward.

2. Spread the fingers wide apart.

3. Lift up through the tailbone to keep the spine straight and long.

4. Pull the shoulder blades together and down the back.

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Cobra- Bhujangasana

Why this pose is great:

• Strengthens the spine

• Stretches chest and lungs, shoulders, and abdomen

• Firms the buttocks

• Stimulates abdominal organs

• Relieves stress and fatigue

• Opens the heart and lungs

• Builds heat

Great for sex because:

Bhujangasana is said to awaken the raw life force energy of the kundalini.

This sex position creates a snug fit for your guy’s penis and he will feel even larger.

How to do it:

1. Lie on your belly with palms flat on the floor and elbows underneath shoulders.

4. Use your hands to pull your chest forward.

5. Shoulder blades should be pressing together and sliding down the back.

6. Legs together, thighs activated and abdomen should engage.

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Wide-Legged Forward Fold: Prasarita Padottanasana

Why this pose is great:

• Lengthens your hamstrings, calves, spinal column and core

• Strengthens feet, ankles, and legs

• Stimulates digestive, uro-genital, nervous and endocrine systems

• The inverted shape and the forward fold promotes a feeling of calmness

Great for Sex Because:

This sex position tightens the vaginal walls tighter and increases the intensity of the friction.

While supporting you with one hand, your partner can use the other to tickle your clitoris. If you want to play around with some light bondage, loosely have him tie your hands together with a silky scarf.

How to do it:

1. Your forward fold should come from hinging at the hips.

2. Engage the low abdomen to gently pull the belly up and in.

3. Palms can be flat to the floor or grasping the ankles.

4. Use the strength in your upper body to pull yourself deeper into the pose.

Recap: Yoga tones and strengthens your body in all of the right ways. It energizes the body from the inside out; sharpening your focus and improving your stamina. Yoga promotes deep and powerful breathing, which in turn will increase your oxygen intake and result in a sexy, confident state of being.

My favorite benefit from yoga, and the inspiration for my daily practice is the reward of enhanced awareness. Yoga allows us to harnesses our innate ability to live in the present moment. Imagine how our lives could be changed for the better by the simple act of allowing ourselves to become more aligned and in sync with our senses.

Wishing you totally paramount and liberating love-fueled experiences!

Mercedes

Sexy and fit, Mercedes is the luxury companion with a body that can do things you won't believe. A headliner at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Mercedes looks forward to turning every single one of your sexual fantasies into sweet memories.

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Silicon Valley Call Girl Goes Legit

When I decided to go into sex work about five years ago to make some extra cash and pay off a loan, I did what a lot of girls in the San Francisco Bay Area did: I purchased a wide variety of lingerie, armed myself with some sex toys and ample prophylactics, and placed a few ads on Backpage and a couple of other escort directories catering to Silicon Valley. In no time at all the calls started coming in, and I fairly quickly managed to transform myself into one of the most sought after call girls in a 100 mile radius of Palo Alto. I was an independent-minded sex work powerhouse, catering to the tech industry’s best and brightest — and I was making bank.

After a while I began to start taking sex work more seriously. After all, I was consistently making a good living, I was extremely good at what I was doing, and I really enjoyed being with these sweet clients and helping them achieve the best orgasms of their lives. I was ready to make a career out of being an escort. The problem was, what I was doing was not only illegal, but also potentially dangerous. I knew that if I wanted to take the next step, I had to make the move to Nevada and go legit at one of Dennis Hof’s licensed brothels. So, here I am…and here’s why I decided to move my Silicon Valley sex business to beautiful Northern Nevada.

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A serious businesswoman requires a serious business

I’m for real. I’m no longer operating as a call girl in a short-term capacity to pay an outstanding debt. I’m making sexual fantasies come true full-time now, and I need to operate in an environment that provides me with the infrastructure and support I need to maximize my opportunities and magnify what I can offer my clientele. When I was operating illegally, I was constantly worrying about logistics — booking hotel rooms, driving around frantically chasing leads (many of which got cold feet at the last minute), managing my ads and marketing, all while avoiding anything that looked like a law enforcement sting. It was hectic and anxiety-inducing. Working legally at a brothel, I don’t have to be anxious about the logistics because the operational infrastructure is already in place. VIP accommodations, limo drivers, security personnel, cleaning and maintenance — it’s all here at my disposal. As a full-time licensed sex worker, all I need to worry about is relaxing and providing the best possible sensual companionship for my lovers.

No more risk means an anxiety-free occupation

A few years ago, a lot of the sex workers catering to high-level tech entrepreneurs got a wake-up call when Google executive Forrest Timothy Hayes died on his yacht in a drug-related incident with a call girl. The event sent shockwaves through the California sex and tech industry and it really hit home that an unregulated prostitution environment could be dangerous. The lack of any kind of standards and the proliferation of illegal drug use can, at times, create a recipe for disaster that women like myself want to avoid at all costs. Thankfully, my legal brothel environment is drug-free, crime-free, STD-free, and anxiety-free — and that leaves room for a lot of hot, naughty sex.

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Why go to Silicon Vally when Silicon Valley can come to me?

I spent so much time hustling like a mother in the Bay Area, constantly on the phone with potential clients chasing every lead I could garner while managing multiple appointments. Little did I know that just a few hours drive away was Silicon Valley’s naughty little secret. The brothels of Northern Nevada are the sex getaways that many of my clients have been visiting since the 90’s. In fact, it was one of my tech clients that told me about Nevada’s brothels after he discovered that I was looking for a more permanent situation. My new home-away-from-home at the Kit Kat Ranch near Reno, Nevada is everything I could have hoped for. A luxurious locale where the clients I adore can continue to frequent and discreetly enjoy risk-free sex with a beautiful and amorous woman. I’m home! Let’s get to work!

Tiffany Garcia

Tiffany Garcia is the VIP confidante for discerning gentlemen seeking discreet erotic experiences and the finest in one-on-one companionship. She is currently available at Dennis Hof's Kit Kat Ranch in Northern Nevada.

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Sex-Shaming and President-Elect Donald Trump

There’s an old saying in the kink world: “Your Kink is not my Kink, and thats okay!” It’s high time America steps up and takes on this saying as well. Recently there has been some unverified news that our soon to be president, Donald Trump, may have hired sex workers to perform a sex act known as a “golden shower.” For those who are not familiar with the term, a golden shower is a sex act involving urinating on someone, or being urinated on. Now I imagine the vast majority of readers just wrinkled their nose at the mere thought of being a part of this act. That’s a totally normal response, and totally okay! What isn’t okay is to take to social media with the hashtags #GoldenGate and #peeotus and slut-shame our President to be.

Sure, its not what most would choose, and not what most people would imagine our POTUS to be interested in. But lets face it — our country certainly has a precedent for having a president’s sex life and sex interests exposed. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky — we all still remember that. We as a country love gossip, and happily spread the news of our government official’s sexual exploits. But is this really the kind of image we want to portray to the rest of the world? I propose a healthy, legal solution for public figures looking to add a little kink to their sex lives: Visit a legal Nevada sex worker. Here are a few reasons why they should…

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Alice Little from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, Nevada

1. We’re Discreet

From your blue collar every day American right up to the POTUS, your privacy is important to us. We’re not going to out you, or reveal what your interests are. Rather than allegedly seeking the services of illegal escorts, perhaps Trump should have reached out to one of the ladies here at America’s Red Light District.

2. We’re Legal

It is 100% legal to pay for sex or kink services at a Nevada Brothel. We even use discreet billing for your added protection! This is the perfect solution for those high-up government officials wanting to avoid sex scandals.

3. We’re Non Judgmental

It’s perfectly okay to explore your fantasies at as brothel, be that being urinated on, tied up, or having the wild orgy of your dreams. We’re in the business of making fantasies into reality. If you want to have the Bill Clinton experience and receive a blowjob from your sexy secretary while sitting at your desk — we can make that happen.

4. We’re not owned by foreign interests

Concerned that your urinary yearnings will lead to pissing off foreign heads of state who may look to rain on your political aspirations?  America’s Red Light District is owned by a red blooded, weapon waving patriot in fellow television reality TV star Dennis Hof, and you can rest assured that he has no interest in telling any intelligence agencies where you’ve been marking your territory.  Hell, he thought “kompromat” was a place that people who live in apartments go to do their laundry!  Wet his bed all you like…Our sheets are always maintained as lily white for your ideological comfort.

My closing thoughts are that it’s never okay to shame someone else’s sexual interests, even if they are the president-to-be’s. For those wanting to avoid such public shaming, stigma, and judgement, seek out the services offered here in Nevada. You take your car to a mechanic to get it fixed; in turn, you come to a Nevada Brothel to live out your sexual fantasies. A final message for Trump: In the event that you do have the urge to enjoy a little tinkle and sprinkle, please, save our country and yourself from further public humiliation, and come spend some time here at your legal Nevada brothels. I promise you’ll have the time of your life.

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Good Riddance Backpage.com! You Were the Fuel That Helped to Make the Sex Trafficking Machine Run

Backpage.com, the number one resource in America that facilitates hookups between unscreened customers and illegal prostitutes–including forced child prostitutes–has shut down its adult services section.

To which I say, good riddance scumbags!

It was recently revealed that Backpage.com moderators were instructed to routinely delete incriminating words from the website’s ads, and that the site filtered out terms like “teenage” and “school girl” so that it would be less-obvious that the site was a tool for sex traffickers seeking to use Backpage.com’s vast reach to advertise sex with minors. After a brutally incriminating report from a Senate panel and mounting pressure from the government, Backpage.com closed its adult ad section, crying “censorship,” and vowing to continue to fight for its right to exist.

Well, I have a message for Backpage.com CEO Carl Ferrer: Give it up! It’s over!

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Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch and six other legal brothels in Nevada

Change Is On The Horizon

The revelation that the people who run Backpage.com are morally bankrupt individuals who, through their business practices and procedures, worked to support sex traffickers for years, speaks volumes about the dangers of not having regulated prostitution throughout the United States. It’s time to take a good, hard look at the cesspool that is the illegal prostitution industry, and start to change things for the better.

There are really no such things as “escort agencies,” “sugar dating” websites, and the like — these are merely fronts and euphemisms used by criminal pimps, sex traffickers, and unregulated prostitutes to hide from the law. Well, this week we learned that they can’t hide forever.

I strongly believe that law enforcement will continue its assault against the illegal sex industry, and that the days of our elected officials “looking the other way” and allowing prostitution to illegally occur in the casinos of Las Vegas, the hotels of New York City, and in every dark alley and abandoned building across this great land, will soon be over. There is too much at stake for Spitzer-like officials to practice hypocrisy while children are being exploited.

The shuttering of Backpage.com will mark the beginning of the crumbling of America’s modern illegal prostitution infrastructure, and reinforce the necessity that prostitution be legalized throughout the United States, beyond the rural areas of Nevada where regulated prostitution has proved to be a successful, safe, and sustainable socio-economic construct for consenting adults desiring to engage in pay-for-play sex.

Legalize prostitution across America. Do it. Now! Legal Nevada brothels have been operating for nearly fifty years, proving that regulated prostitution works. It works to ensure that no underage person is employed as a prostitute. It works to assure that no person engaging in legal prostitution has any chance of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. And it works to protect the safety and health of the adults who participate in this age-old trade.

Take prostitution off the streets and away from the child traffickers and put it in the hands of lawful businesspersons like myself. Let the end of Backpage.com be the beginning of a new age in adult entertainment, and mark a future where sexual adventure is legally available to adults everywhere – while our children sleep safely at night.

Dennis Hof

Dennis Hof is the charismatic owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the most famous legal brothel in the history of the world and subject of the smash hit HBO series “Cathouse.” Hof owns a total of seven licensed brothels throughout the state of Nevada including the Love Ranch, the Sagebrush Ranch, the Kit Kat Ranch, and the Alien Cathouse. Hof has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of other major universities, colleges and public events around the globe and he is the author of the best-selling book, “The Art Of The Pimp: A Love Story” published by Regan Arts.

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The World’s Most Successful Prostitutes 2017

You can easily find lists of the world’s most successful athletes, highest paid celebrities, or even the biggest porn stars, but you will be hard-pressed to find information about the planet’s top working girls. After all, prostitution is illegal in over 100 countries, and criminalized in all areas of the United States, except for a few counties in the State of Nevada. Because of the stigma faced by sex workers across the globe and the criminal element that permeates illegal prostitution, there is no equivalent of a “Forbes list” for legal prostitutes — or a nationally broadcast awards show that celebrates the regulated prostitution industry.

As a woman with decades of experience in the sex work industry as a Madam and General Manager for six of Dennis Hof’s legal brothels here in Nevada, this makes me sad. The women who work for Dennis are some of the most entrepreneurial, compassionate, and hard-working people I’ve ever met, and they achieve their impressive business objectives in the face of constant adversity and stereotyping by the moral majority. In my opinion, no women deserve to be honored more than the ladies of America’s Red Light District.

Today, for the first time, I’m publicly releasing a list of Dennis Hof’s most successful working girls from the past year. These are the women who have distinguished themselves as the top earners in the most profitable brothels in history. They are inarguably the World’s Most Successful Prostitutes, and they’ve earned that title in the thoroughly legal, safe, healthy, and nurturing environment of our world-famous sex palaces.

Thanks to all of the working girls who made 2016 our best year ever, and thanks to all of our wonderful customers and friends who continue to contribute to the unprecedented success of Dennis Hof’s legal brothel empire! You are all the light of my life and you make having the best job in the world even better.

Alice Little

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Don’t let her small stature fool you! This 4’8” redhead will charm your pants off before you can say “Wonderland.” Lovely Alice Little from the Sagebrush Ranch is our “breakout girl” of 2016. In her first year as a working girl, Alice miraculously skyrocketed to success as our overall top booker. What’s her secret? Maybe it’s time for you to find out…

Air Force Amy

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MSNBC has called her a “Living legend in the world of sex,” and Air Force Amy from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch once again effortlessly lives up to that title. The stunning star of HBO’s Cathouse continues to be one of the most in-demand working girls on Earth, and the star-spangled sex queen has no intention of slowing down in 2017! She is the Bunny of the Decade and represents the gold standard of sex work to which many working girls aspire.

Caressa Kisses

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Coveted and beloved by devoted men and women from all over the world, gorgeous Caressa Kisses from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch is one of the most desired sexual companions of the 21st century. Recently featured in a one hour episode of CNN’s This Is Life With Lisa Ling, Caressa is a deeply compassionate companion who has tremendously enhanced the lives of her cherished clientele. She looks forward to being the intimate confidante to her current and future customers in 2017.

Shelby Star

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The Texas-born girl-next-door that people just can’t seem to get enough of, Shelby Star from the Love Ranch North is the warmhearted and sympathetic lover desired by thousands. Known for providing a genuine “Girlfriend Experience,” Shelby has established herself as a top companion for several years now, and she is eager to please in the years to come…

Ivy Mae

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The life of the party, Ivy Mae from the Kit Kat Ranch can bring even the shyest customers out of their shell. This sporty sex-kitten has an infectious enthusiasm that will take you away from your worries and into a realm of unbridled sensual pleasure. A young woman bursting with positivity, it’s no wonder that clients come to see her again and again.

Cumisha Amado

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Star of over 300 adult films, Cumisha Amado from the Kit Kat Ranch is the porn star who is ready, willing, and very able to show any customer the time of his or her life! This multi-lingual sex icon is a graduate of San Francisco State University, a Registered Nurse (OB/GYN), and had 2 scholarships to Julliard School of Music for Piano in Classical Music – ask her to play a song for you before you both make beautiful music together.

Sunny Lane

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The Girl Next Door Turned Hardcore, multi-award winning Adult Film Actress and XXX Star Sunny Lane from the Love Ranch South has taken Las Vegas by storm! The headliner at Dennis Hof’s famous Southern Nevada destination, Sunny has had unprecedented success turning her client’s pornographic fantasies into sexy, unforgettable realities in the legal and private setting of the Vegas-area brothel.

Melissa Kiss

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The top working girl from Dennis Hof’s second location near Las Vegas, Melissa Kiss from the Alien Cathouse has an eclectic sexual repertoire that will make your head spin. While specializing in a tender and romantic “Girlfriend Experience,” Melissa is a sexual chameleon who can cater to any and all of your fantasies: Taboo Role-Play, Stockings, Foot Worship, Light Bondage, Sissification, Sensual Domination, Financial Domination, Humiliation, Spankings, Golden Showers, and so much more. If you crave it, Melissa has the skills to satiate your every desire.

Madam Suzette

Madam Suzette is the General Manager of Dennis Hof's adult entertainment empire, which includes the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch and six other brothels in the State of Nevada.

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My Gaming PC Was Funded by Sex Work

2016 has been one of the best years of my life. I met several of my financial and personal goals, so a few weeks ago I treated myself to a custom-built gaming PC. The setup that I invested in was around $3,000 and my career as a legal prostitute financed this purchase. This is something that I’ve been interested in doing for myself since 2011 so I’m excited to see where my investment takes me. I’m an avid consumer of things like Youtube and Twitch TV so I could see myself being a content creator for a platform like that in the future and of course that would require a high end machine to stream and edit videos on. I’m still learning about how to utilize these tools, but I feel like being a sex worker has really opened up a lot of opportunities in my youth that I wouldn’t have had access to otherwise. It’s not the most orthodox way of achieving your dreams but it’s definitely one of the more interesting paths to take.

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I’ve always been a fan of the Role Playing genre, so I’ve been playing games like Pokemon and The Elder Scrolls for years now. I love the feeling of discovering a new world and customizing my character to the role I feel like getting into for that playthrough. If a franchise has lots of charming lore and easter eggs then I’ll happily spend hours learning every little secret that its universe provides. I refer back to The Elder Scrolls many times because Bethesda’s work offers everything in a game that I crave. I wish I would have found out about the series sooner! I started with The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion in 2010 and noticed that it had a sense of wonder to it, just like the feeling that I got when playing Pokemon as a kid. Oblivion is such a charming game, there’s something very satisfying about finding an enchanted ring in a dark cavern and hours later stumbling across a piece of backstory explaining who it belonged to and why it was there in the first place. While entertaining, I always figured memories like these would be nostalgic and nothing more.

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I wasn’t expecting for my interests to be relevant in my business life but it ends up that a lot of the customers I meet are interested in gaming as well. When a client is first meeting his lady of choice it always helps to have something in common. Relating on a personal level is so important to having a positive experience and when I meet a fellow geek interested in my services, the connection flows naturally. I have fond memories of reciting internet memes while being naughty in the bedroom with my partner, or listening to an original sound track from our favorite game while being romantic with each other. It’s little things like this that make me think about just how much being a gamer girl has helped me approach sex work the way that I do. Being the introverted nerdy type myself, it’s nice to come together with like minded individuals and share a memorable experience together.

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Video game culture is something many people would consider a millennial interest but there’s nothing wrong with being involved in a staple of what makes the generation you’re from unique. It feels so good to be able to geek out with someone on the first date, and don’t even get me started on hot cosplay scenarios! I’ve had the pleasure of meeting some awesome people since I’ve been working at the Love Ranch North and that increased even more when I hosted my first IamA on Reddit recently. I’ve been told that I am every Redditor’s dream girl, which is extremely flattering, and I hope to have more of an impact on different internet platforms in 2017.

Roxanne Price

Lovely and curvaceous, Roxanne Price is an elite courtesan who prides herself on providing the “authentic girlfriend experience.” An empathetic woman with a genuine sensitivity to her client’s sexual needs, Roxanne provides transformative erotic experiences to men from all walks of life.

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Breakfast in Bed: Why Morning Sex is the Best

Waking up first thing in the morning is never fun, but what if you had something incredible to look forward to? Picture this: Get dressed, get into your car, and head on over to the legal brothel for some hot morning sex and scrumptious breakfast in bed! Delicious waffles, with whipped cream and chocolate- followed by a fresh, tall glass of orange juice – cooked and served to you while you’re nice and naked under the sheets. If you ask us, that’s the perfect way to start off on the right side of the bed. Why not enjoy a Banana, while me and my girlfriends enjoy a different kind of breakfast (if you know what we mean…)

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When you go out for breakfast, there’s a bevy of different options available: eggs and bacon, french toast, croissants – but here, we offer a different kind of combo. Not only are you getting a healthy, well balanced meal, you’re getting sexual satisfaction as the main course! Brunette and Redhead, with a side of fruit loops anyone? We can cater to your preferences: gluten free, low sugar, your favorite fruit, etc. It would be our pleasure to make your favorite breakfast combo even better. A healthy breakfast will be just the thing to give you the energy for incredible morning sex!

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For us, Breakfast in Bed is the perfect girlfriend experience. You get to have one or two fresh-faced ladies cook for you, cuddle you, and of course, pleasure you. First thing in the morning we’re full of energy, and probably still in our pajamas too. If you’re looking for a memorable encounter, we strongly suggest indulging in morning sex. It’s something different than the normal ranch encounter- more intimate, personal, and friendly! Morning sex is the best- and not just for the breakfast! It activates all the feel good hormones that will continue to flow throughout the rest of your day. You’ll feel energized, refreshed, and ready to take on whatever the day brings you. Most importantly, it’s fantastic motivation to wake up!

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Many folks say the best sex they have happens first thing in the morning. We could even begin together the night before, and wake up cuddled in each others arms. Allow us to gently coax your body out of sleep, and right into pleasure. Let us handle the cooking- we’d love to prepare your favorite breakfast, then sensually feed it to you- or you could always instead choose to eat it off of us instead! There are so many fun options to explore, combinations to try, and positions to indulge in. We can spoon together, then we can spoon feed you cereal! this is hands down one of our favorite sex experiences. Let us help make your morning the best part of the day.

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Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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