Sex Menu 2017-09-22T19:12:35+00:00

Welcome to the World-Famous
Moonlite BunnyRanch

An Erototopia of Sensual Delights Awaits You

Our Sexual Menu

Appetizer

MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC BY THE MOUTH

THE BJ & LOVE AT THE Y

In the cuisine of sexuality, the BJ and cunny-licking are the appetizers of choice. A cunning linguist speaks the language of love, and he or she deserves the return pleasure offered by a grateful recipient. Whether you’re male or female, having your sex organ played expertly by a Moonlite Bunny Ranch courtesan—or maybe two or three—guarantees that the sex that follows will feel like a rich and naughty dessert.

CHAMPAGNE BJ

Ask your girl to add Champagne to her BJ, and you’ll learn why generations have savored those teasing, tickling tiny bubbles.

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OUR GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE

There she stands, all smiles, a stunning vision of womanly loveliness waiting to greet you—and, tonight, she’s your girlfriend! It may be a fantasy, but it’s one you can immerse yourself in, deeply intimate and erotically charged to the hilt. If you’re seeking someone with whom you can enjoy pillow talk and bedplay, a beautiful lady you can meet at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch or take out on a real date—for a full evening or even overnight—with a happy ending assured, we offer our five-star Girlfriend Experience. Need someone to whom you can reveal your deepest secrets or wildest fantasies? She’ll listen closely, she won’t judge, and she’ll expertly help you realize your most private desires.

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Main Courses

EROTIC ENCOUNTERS OF THE BEST KIND

For some, it’s the wondrous sight of a beautiful naked woman displayed doggie-style on a bed, looking back longingly at you over her lovely shoulder, her back arched, as she waits for you to make her gasp in happy surprise as you mount her and fill her up. For others, it’s that special, strangely innocent bad-girl look in her eyes as her mouth forms a perfect O before taking your manhood, full-length, slowly and luxuriously, deep inside. And if you need some oral encouragement followed by sex, just ask for half-and-half. And the experiences aren’t for men only! Women seeking bisexual encounters can experience the pleasure of same-sex skills, too. The Moonlite Bunny Ranch girls possess infinite varieties of erotic skills, whether it’s stroking a man’s scepter until he feels like a king, or flipping a woman’s clit-switch to brighten her night, and, maybe, change her life.

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BRINGING DIVERSE PERVERSITY INTO YOUR LIFE

Have you and your partner ever wanted to bring a third player into your love life, without fear of jealousy, and with both male and female exquisitely pleasured by your Moonlite Bunny Ranch courtesan? Or are you a guy with imagination who always wanted to try a three-way coupling for double the pleasure, double the fun? Maybe your lady love would like a warm-up before sex. In that case, we suggest she straddle the Sybian, the world’s most powerful sexual vibrator, whose speed can be increased from slow to superfast with the twist of a dial. You’ll be able to watch your lady go from a low moan to screams of ecstasy. You’ll find out if your girl has a need for speed—she will—and we also have a selection of sex toys to get her prepared for wild times. Perhaps you’d like your own private sex tape to have a naughty memory of your experience. We can video it for you. Ever fantasized about sex with a porn star? We offer The Porn Star Experience. Several of our courtesans have performed in real porn videos, and your courtesan will show you how she achieved those memorable acrobatic sex moves before the camera, but this time, you’ll be her co-star! If you like your sex Roman style, we’ll organize your own orgy. You can even bring your own toga!. Getting married soon, and need to stage a bachelor party that your buddies will still be talking about years after the wedding? And where every man attending gets the royal treatment from our performing premarital mistresses? Ask and you shall receive.

House Favorites

RUBBING YOU ALL THE RIGHT WAYS

What does a man need to get his muscle of love standing stiff and straight and ready to shoot? A talented pair of hands working their strange and wonderful magic. A Moonlite Bunny Ranch courtesan of your choice will apply the appropriate soothing lubricants to pilot the happy ending handjob you’ve always dreamed about, complete with the happy ending of warm jets of semen covering her beautiful hands. Or perhaps you’d prefer that she engulf your goodfella with her breasts, or let you bury your face gratefully into their warmth. Or, let’s take it even further: Imagine a beautiful naked woman covering herself head to toe with an odorless and tasteless gel so she’s slippery everywhere, her entire body sexually charged, and then she spreads that gel all over your nude body. You’ll be amazed and excited all over as she massages you with her whole self, rubbing her soft curves up and down your body. That’s nuru massage, invented by the Japanese, and it just might give you a whole-body orgasm. Or perhaps you’d prefer the more meditative, slower tantric massage, which uses sexual energy and subtle touching to awaken sensual feelings and emotional healing (and it’s not just for men only—women love it too). It can take a little longer, but it’s well worth the wait!

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SURRENDERING CONTROL TO ACHIEVE OVERWHELMING PLEASURE

Are you a bad boy? Maybe you need a good spanking by one of our no-nonsense femdoms to adjust your attitude—and get you horny as hell. (Yes, our Moonlite Bunny Ranch ladies can do anything!) Maybe you’ve been craving correction in the form of an impossibly sexy dominatrix who will force you to submit to her will, her orders, and her sexual insults that will drive you into realms of humiliation that will release you from your inhibitions. Soon you will be on your knees, blindfolded, as you listen to the quiet jingling of her donning a strap-on dildo, squeezing lubricant on the shaft, and slowly penetrating you, all the way, from behind. That’s right: You’re being introduced (Uh!) to pegging, fella, and you’ll love it. Just be sure to say “Thank you, Ma’am!” to your mistress when you leave, refreshed.

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FINDING YOUR FETISH CAN BE LIBERATING

Let’s face it, so many parts of a woman’s body are so sexy, that men fetishize them: hair, neck, shoulders, back, breasts, hands, pussy, fanny, legs—and feet. Especially feet. With carefully manicured and painted nails. Feet that can be handled tenderly, that can massage your manhood as skillfully as gentle female hands, and toes you can suck to your heart’s delight. Our Moonlite Bunny Ranch courtesans specialize in creating fantasy role-playing. Want to pretend you’re the President being serviced by his secretary? Our courtesan will admit you to her oval orifice. Like a really sexy lady in fine, lacy lingerie? We’ll stage a lingerie show. Need a loving touch to bathe and pamper you? Just ask. Turned on by cross-dressing in women’s clothing? Our ladies will help bring out the woman in you. Dreamed of voyeuristically spying on two women fingering and kissing, then suddenly emerging to show them your stiffy so they can lick and suck it? Maybe you’re into exhibitionism. There are no boundaries; our girls do everything, even sploshing, where whipped cream, chocolate sauce, even baked beans—are applied to the skin. It’s a food fight you’ll never forget!