Ahhhhh! It was supposed to be a surprise! Big Al holds the Guinness World Record for the plank or prone hold. He also previously held the Guinness World Record for static “spin” cycling at 222 hours, 22 minutes and 22 seconds.
@sonja has designed a multi-million dollar jewelry line featuring diamonds and pearls called "Moon & Stars"
Natasha Star spends every dime she makes on a massive collection of garden gnomes who live in a Gnome Reserve waiting for her to retire.
Sonja advises brothel newbies to decline offers of a Scottish kiss, unless they know what it is and if they're into that sort of thing.
I had to look that up!!! Lunch Buffet once won a State Fair Talent Contest & was published on the front page of his home town newspaper for his Eyebrow Dancing talents.
Old Nick fell on had times in his youth and had to make a living doing porn. His first movie was called Donkey Dong followed by Lara Croft Does Dallas, and Solid Snake.
@sonja held the Guinness World Record for jumping rope at age 12. The record was 7,283 consecutive jumps over the course of 5 hours. She was surpassed by Ipolitus Kelmickas of Lithuania with 7,296 jumps. There has been a grudge ever since.
Roxy Gold took third place at the American Cornhole Championships. I was disqualified from the tournament because my bags were filled with soybeans. Also, tournament officials had to call the cops because they found my stash of weed, which I forgot that it was in the bags.
Big Al makes the big money he needs to party at the brothels at his night job. He is a Deodorant Tester.
Sonja is a superhero in the world of the undying sun and she strives to save every soul she can with her kindness.
Sorry for some reason I didn't see it was back to you @BigAlbowski . So here it goes.... As the official deodorant test he runs from each house to house checking every lady to ensure that Dennis Hof knows how clean and well dressed we are, if we don't pass the inspection we have hell to pay until it's all done correctly.
@DesertRose was narrowly beaten out for the role of The Doctor by Jodie Whittaker because they weren't ready for the Doctor to be ''ginger"!
Big Al's favorite movie is "Terms of Endearment". He uses up a box of Kleenex every time he watches it on his VHS player.
@BigAlbowski was the one behind Midway’s decision to produce the “Pac-Family” games, like Ms Pac-Man, Baby Pac-Man, Jr Pac-Man, etc., pissing Namco off.
So one day, she was bitten by a radioactive spider. Then she grew mad muscles and could stick to walls and stuff. Then she moved to New York, where there's a lot of crazy people and buildings. That's how Desert Rose became a superhero.
Lunch Buffet played Jesus in Reefer Madness. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404364/videoplayer/vi3332243737?ref_=tt_ov_vi
BigAlbowski runs a sex marathon weekly! This week he plans on getting showered with squirters!!.....ooohhh naughty Al
CanelaCumings once gambled all of her panties on a single hand of poker. She lost, and that is why she is now always commando.
So Canela Cumings is riding a subway and steps off the train at the wrong stop. Natasha Star is standing there wearing robes and holding a fancy glowing staff and says "I choose you to be champion. Say my name so that my power may flow through you." Canela says "Natasha is that you?" With those words, suddenly Canela is wearing a glittery costume with a yellow thunderbolt on it. That's how Canela Cumings became a superhero. Whenever people stare at her in the grocery store, she says "What's up? I'm a superhero!"
Lunch Buffet coined the phrase, "It is what it is" but was unable to copyright it because it was a knock off of "Que será, será" which was popularized in English by a Doris Day song in 1956.
By the power invested in Natasha Star and the written prophecy of Lunch Buffett!!!! I am now a super hero lol
@sonja and @CanelaCumings are the lead singer and drummer for a Celtic Rock band called "Up Your Kilts"!
Actually - we are in the group, "Milk Cannons" but that was really close! Big Al identified as aromantic in grade school, gynesexual in High School, and a metrosexual once he became an adult.
