Lunch Buffett

Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. --Donald Trump

Look at them Yo-Yos. That's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the MTV. That ain't working, that's the way you do it!

Everybody's got a song called 'Rockstar' lately I've been feeling like one so I wrote one too! And it goes LIKE

If you ever walk away, well, everybody you know everybody I know's gonna know you fell in love with a PSYCHO!

The knowledge problem is very simple: you know that you are craving ice cream this afternoon, but a central planner doesn't.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy!

I have worked for the past three years to study potential solutions to the many problems plaguing our society. My conclusion: we're fucked!

I'm feeling glad. I've got sunshine in a bag. I'm useless, not for long. My future is coming on, is coming on, is coming on........

Drugs. Rock N Roll. Bad ass Vegas whores. Late night booty calls. Shiny disco balls.

There's something strange in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! Busting makes me feel good!

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I’ll be available through the 29th of October, and then I’ll return November 19th through December 10th.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

We desperately need a slur to describe people who don't understand markets.

If they want us to drink only two beers per week, frankly they can kiss my ass.

I’m going to need some of you to start getting weirder. I cannot keep pulling all the weight myself. Thank you.

The fact of the matter is how can you assure you're going to be out on, you know, on your way to go, you know, work tomorrow age, age wasn't

The struggle for freedom is ongoing, and never fully won.

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Happy Birthday LB!!! Have a fun day sir!!

Keep yer hands off my Pabst Blue Ribbon!

I just your ordinary fuck up. There's nothing special about me. I still bump selena when I get drunk.

To the protestors occupying the airport: you have 3 days to remove yourself from the premises or I blow a fuze.

To the protestors occupying the Starbucks: you have 3 days to remove yourself from the premises or I blow a fuze.

They break into our country...and then they pick our crops, prepare our meals, cut our lawns, clean our toilets, and babysit our children.

America had 10,000 varieties of apples. Most of them were destroyed by Alcohol Prohibition.

16 USC §§703, 707 & 50 CFR §20.91(a) make it a federal crime to offer to buy swan feathers so you can make a woman's hat with them.

21CFR 152.126(a)(3) allows a frozen cherry pie to be called a "frozen cherry tart" only if it's diameter is not more than 4 inches.

Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman

A legislative body in which bills never fail is a dysfunctional legislative body.

I know I'm hot! Control yourself!

“[We] are endowed by [our] Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Will someone please think of the children?

The HBO Suite should be renamed to the 'I'm Not Famous Anymore" Suite.

A lot of bravado today from feckless members of Congress who let president after president put troops in harm’s way without authorization.

Repeal the Bank Secrecy Act and unconstitutional Treasury regulations that turn financial institutions into agents of the surveillance state