Lunch Buffett

Your purpose is simple: to serve and tribute. No games, no excuses. Impress me, or be forgotten.

The cage is invisible because you were born inside it — and they taught you to love the bars. --Mark Twain

Tariffs bring concentrated benefits and dispersed losses.

Happy Higher Taxes Day! You'll pay higher prices for everything for no reason whatsoever. Have fun!

Experts agree: Giant Bioengineered crabs pose no threat.

FISA 702 is inherently abusive. It provides for the unconstitutional, warrantless surveillance of Americans.

Taxes should be flatter and more transparent--and spending needs to reduced substantially.

Don't you find it suspicious that "America's Sweetheart" is actually a Canadian? MAGA

The rich get richer and the poor pay tariffs.

Taxing trade will reduce trade and raise prices.

Ross Ulbricht is free!

Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. --Donald Trump

Look at them Yo-Yos. That's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the MTV. That ain't working, that's the way you do it!

Everybody's got a song called 'Rockstar' lately I've been feeling like one so I wrote one too! And it goes LIKE

If you ever walk away, well, everybody you know everybody I know's gonna know you fell in love with a PSYCHO!

The knowledge problem is very simple: you know that you are craving ice cream this afternoon, but a central planner doesn't.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy!

I have worked for the past three years to study potential solutions to the many problems plaguing our society. My conclusion: we're fucked!

I'm feeling glad. I've got sunshine in a bag. I'm useless, not for long. My future is coming on, is coming on, is coming on........

Drugs. Rock N Roll. Bad ass Vegas whores. Late night booty calls. Shiny disco balls.

There's something strange in your neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! Busting makes me feel good!

Hi, it's Mercedes! I saw you on here and you caught my eye. I’d really like to party with you, let’s have an epically sensual night together! ♥ Message me on here or email me: [email protected] ♥♡xoxo♡♥

I’ll be available through the 29th of October, and then I’ll return November 19th through December 10th.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

We desperately need a slur to describe people who don't understand markets.

If they want us to drink only two beers per week, frankly they can kiss my ass.

I’m going to need some of you to start getting weirder. I cannot keep pulling all the weight myself. Thank you.

The fact of the matter is how can you assure you're going to be out on, you know, on your way to go, you know, work tomorrow age, age wasn't

The struggle for freedom is ongoing, and never fully won.

WIshing you a “Happy Birthday”!!!! I would love to fulfill your fantasies with lot's of naughty thoughts to cum!!! Email: [email protected]
Feel free to call or text me at on my cell at (310) 779-7319

Happy Birthday LB!!! Have a fun day sir!!

Keep yer hands off my Pabst Blue Ribbon!

I just your ordinary fuck up. There's nothing special about me. I still bump selena when I get drunk.

To the protestors occupying the airport: you have 3 days to remove yourself from the premises or I blow a fuze.

To the protestors occupying the Starbucks: you have 3 days to remove yourself from the premises or I blow a fuze.

They break into our country...and then they pick our crops, prepare our meals, cut our lawns, clean our toilets, and babysit our children.