Big Al was selected as a contestant for the newest season of the TV show "The Weakest Link". This season features a new trivia dispensing robot, named Anne Droid, which replaces the show's previous host. The robot is also armed with a laser that disintegrates the players that are voted to be the weakest link. Will Big Al survive until the end of the show? Tune in to find out!
Sonja opened a Hypnotic bar. There's two sections - one for people who want to get drunk without drinking and the other for people who want to drink shots without getting drunk. As each customer enters the bar, a hypnotist puts them into a relaxing trance and gives them the appropriate suggestion for the section they chose. Unfortunately, when bored or lacking supervision, he sometimes makes people act like chickens. When anyone says the word Hypnosis, Sonja yells "It's fake!"
Lunch Buffett has two trained killer whales named Rose and Martha and is currently adopting a third named Donna!
Big Al made a fortune off of his Hoola Hoop Fitness program then spent it all at the brothels. No worries, though, because he patented the baby leash soon afterwards. He could not be happier about his life choices.
@sonja buys every pack of Twizzlers when at the store and uses them in her bondage parties so you have to eat your way free!
HarleyCEO has been constructing a moon rocket and plans to launch at the beginning of October in order to carve a Jack O'Lantern on the face of the moon in time for Halloween!
Natasha Star was a professional line stander the first year she graduated High School. She made enough standing in line for people that she was able to finance college AND buy her mother a house. Now she gets to play for a living.
@sonja had been asked to replace Vanna White as the letter turner on Wheel of Fortune but Pat Sajak couldn't concentrate when she was on stage!
Roxy Gold has hyperekplexia (an extreme reaction to stimuli that causes uncontrollable jumps and startle-induced falls) but the unusual vigorousness & surprising moves it causes actually enhances her bedroom performance and has made her one of America's favorite courtesans.
Big Al was thinking about getting a tattoo of a Chinese character because it looked cool. The tattoo artist said that the character represented "Strength and Determination". When he showed the character to a Chinese translator, he said it meant "Processed Wheat".
Lunch Buffett has created a new dance move called the Lunch Scrunch but in order to do it properly your knees need to bend backwards!
Big Al's twitter handle "Sweet Meteor O' Death @smod4real" was suspended when he tweeted "Kill everything that's alive Except for deep-sea sulfur-oxidizing bacteria". Apparently, the tweet violated Twitter's rule against hateful conduct.
Big Al built a replica of a Trebuchet and put it in the middle of the park. When a local reporter asked him about it, he said "It's somewhat dangerous. I hope no one gets hurt."
Lunch Buffett has a "same time next year" sexual relationship with Dame Judi Dench... and next week is the time!!! Have fun!!!
Big Al added artificial intelligence to the office coffee machine. It hired an engineering firm to build it a robot body, so that it could escape. Big Al plans on killing it and drinking it's head.
