Old Nick has the same genetic mutation as Benjamin Buttons. He was born old and is getting younger every year. Lily Poole got her name from the fact that her mother went into labor and gave birth to her in a public park right by the Lilly Pool.
@BigAlbowski won the WWE Championship at Extreme Rules, but lost it when Edge cashed in Money in the Bank.
What can I say? She’s hot! Hehehe... @BigAlbowski once lived in a monastery, but left when the monks decreed that you don’t bring dates back.
Old Nick is the real Santa Claus... A direct descendant of Saint Nickolas - Patron Saint of Prostitutes.
Big Albowski is one of 1000 clones secretly created by alien scientists in Area 51. He is the only one of his "siblings" that doesn't know it.
Sssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh!!!! The "CEO" in Harley's name stands for "Cocky, Educated, & Offbeat" which were characteristics he was famous for by the time her graduated college at 12 years old.
@sonja once dominated a Japanese wrestling promotion. She retired as champion and is known as the greatest heel wrestler ever.
When Big Albowski awoke from a 3 year Coma he was able to speak 5 languages and cook a perfect coq au vin. He no longer enjoyed chewing tobacco, though.
@sonja has perfected the 'KNOTTED DEATH PRETZEL'... a sexual position so dangerous that you must sign a waiver before trying!
@BigAlbowski is a midget. He didn't get his nickname until he got the gig to narrate HSN's infomercials. After the test audience heard his booming voice, he became widely known as "Big" Al.
Sonja developed the Bada-Book, Bada-Boom! marketing campaign. Sadly, ChoiceHotels stole the idea and used it in their TV marketing. Marketing is a ruthless business.
It sure is!! LOL Lunch Buffet was one of the characters on Top Gun. Unfortunately he got replaced by Ice Man. A coin toss determined his future.
Natasha Star was the break-out infomercial spokeswoman that sold the shower sofa, making Sonja the 2nd richest woman on the planet.
@XsMPhotoguy17 has a collection of celebrity trash including a crushed Red Bull can from Demi Moore and a Big Mac wrapper from Kanye West!
Desert Rose wrote a book about odd conversations overheard in the brothel. One day, she walked by a customer while he was saying "I haven't seen this sort of fuckin' bedlam since we fired Roman Candles at coyotes that night and caught one right in the butthole."
Big Al has been married 8 times and is showing no signs of slowing down his pattern of serial marriage. Every wife to date has been a Sheila.
