When Natasha Star was an active criminal, she stole an i-Phone right out of the hands of a startled pedestrian. Unknown to Natasha, the woman was in the middle of demonstrating the iPhone’s new GPS tracking device, which worked. Natasha is now walking the narrow path of righteousness.
Kira Rain once played bass in a band that covered did rap covers of popular country songs. Or was that country covers of rap songs...?
Both actually and I am quite proud of our work!!! @Old Nick 's profile picture is actually his Drivers License photo. He became upset when they wouldn't let him take a selfie shot... and that is why he looks so angry in his picture!!!
hahahhaah if you had seen my room in person... you'd realize that statement is so ironic in so may ways!!! @BigAlbowski picked up a Lisa Frank notebook and fell in love with it. From there he invested 800k in the company and now owns EVERY Lisa Farank item.
There was this one time in Band Camp when Kira Rain played so passionately that she squirted out of her trombone.
@sonja has a private Benihana Teppenyaki chef cook for her every night.... she loves the onion volcano!
If only! Big Albowski once told a woman he was Australian to impress her. It worked. He's been talking with an Australian accent ever since. (He's really from New England)
Big Al was in the habit of stopping into a local bar after work and ordering three pints of beer. He would then slowly sip the glasses until all three were empty. One day, the bartender asked him "Why don't you order the beers one at a time? That way each would be fresh and you could enjoy each one more." Big Al responded that this habit was the outcome of a pact that he and his two best friends made when they moved to far away places several years before. They had agreed that every afternoon after work, each of them would order three beers, one for each of them, in order to maintain their friendship. One day, Big Al arrived at the bar and ordered only two pints of beer. The bartender was immediately struck by this change, and sadly placed two beers instead of the usual three in front of him. After a while, the bartender went over to Big Al, who appeared deep in thought, and said "I just want to let you know how terribly sorry I am that you've had such a terrible recent loss." Big Al was at first taken aback by his comment, then broke out into a broad smile, and replied "Oh no, you don't understand. Both of my friends are alive and well. I asked for only two beers because I have given up drinking!"
@Natasha Star has written a series of romance novels called "Northern Heat" about a buff Inuit named Inuksuk
Natasha Star used to work as a veterinarian. She provided teeth cleaning service for the rancor on the set of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.
Lunch Buffet has raised a yak since birth and named it Yakity.... and it has learned not to talk back
Natasha Star is an undercover double agent for the CIA & KGB. That's how she came up with her brothel slogan "I like it from both ends!"
Ahhhh! Thanks. Big Albowski learned how to ride a unicycle when he joined the circus at the tender age of 5. He travels with it to this day and can often finance road trips by throwing a box out for change and performing spontaneously any time there are 5 or more people around.
Sonja has her own brand of high heel shoes. She draws inspiration for the designs from Norwegian whaling ships. Sales are nominal.
True! But the sea-water insoles are flying off the shelves! Lunch Buffet was originally cast to be the Primary Judge on Master Chef but he missed the bus on the way to the first taping of the show. They had to call in Gordon Ramsay as a replacement and the rest is history.
Desert Rose was abducted by aliens. They tried to convince her to join the dark side. She escaped and blew up a couple of their Death stars. Then an impeccably dressed man stepped out of a blue police box and offered to take her back in time to where she was taken. True story.
Big Albowski actually lives in a brier patch and eats berries all day. He is also noted for making the best tasting berry pie, 6 years in a row!
Thunderstorm is the captain of a missile submarine. The secret launch code is: PIPER CHLOE ROXY DESERT NATASHA 5683.
I am in love with you. Lunch Buffet was the Morraca player in Sade's original band. They came thisclose to having an affair but her ex-husband decided to visit at an inopportune moment and the window closed.
@sonja has inspired several cults to construct temples to worship her as their Goddess of Love & Beauty!
Big Albowski is the reincarnation of Casanova. He has perfected sexual mesmerization to the point that he can't look any woman in the eyes without getting laid. He has to wear sunglasses to protect himself.