59FenderSuper has a microchip in an upper left molar containing a map to the location of 5 million dollars in gold bars.
What can I say. Hey if I do a 20-min performance for the house, can I get that time added on to party time? (jk)
@Lily Poole is regularly called into Area 51 to test pilot experimental aircraft reverse engineered from captured alien spacecraft.
@Lily Poole took Kendo in order to enhance her Jedi Lightsaber skills! The Force is definitely with her!!!
I thought this was a thread about lies?? @BigAlbowski mixed white russians on set for Jeff Bridges, aka The Dude
@Lily Poole challenged me to Mortal Kombat for eating her hamsters and achieved "FLAWLESS VICTORY" over me!!
When the local youth started vandalizing buildings with pickaxes, Big Albowski started investigating. He found that they had one thing one common - all of them played a violent video game called "Fortnite". As all politicians know, what kids do in violent video games is what they do in life. So he ran for office using the motto "Save our youth from a life of crime - ban violent video games!"
Lunch Buffett created an app to warn against impending meteor strikes... sadly it only gives a 1 second leeway time!
Big Albowski is a direct descendant of the Cursed Cassandra. He, too, has the power of prophecy but no one ever believes him.
@BigAlbowski has been stranded on that island for months, with nothing but an old pc running Quake on a 256k modem. Send help!!!
Lily Poole designed a kiosk where you can order a customized hot dog. A robot will cook and deliver a hot dog with all the toppings within one minute.
Long time ago Big Albowski was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. All of sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road! And he said, "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." Big Al said "Okay". And he played the first thing that came to his head, just so happened to be The Best Song in the World: Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his whoopy tail, and the beast was done. He asked Big Al, "Be you an Angel?" And he said, "Nay, I am but a man!" And what a man he is. Tribute.
Lunch Buffett has been practicing the William Tell Apple shot with a crossbow... unfortunately there have been 7 fatalities so far!
