Tell a Silly Lie with Natasha Star

Big Albowski is the 7th son of a 7th son which gives him the powers of ESP and Precognition.

 

@HarleyCEO has memorized the entire of Homer's Iliad and Odyssey in it's original ancient Greek and spends weekends building a full sized Trojan Horse!

 

but that's true...... hahahah

 

Kira Rain comes from a long line of super squirters. This inherited super-power only affects every 3rd generation, though.

 

Sonja is a former 3 time WWE Woman's Wrestling Champion!

 

Big Albowski bought $1,000,000 worth of tickets for Solo: A Star Wars Story and gave them to Star Wars fans everywhere.

 

Lunch Buffett knits cat sweaters and sells them at farmers' markets

 

Natasha Star is not fully human. A dryad mated with one of her ancestors, and this is the real reason she is such an adept outdoors woman

 

@RoxyGold was the inspiration for Bryan Ferry to create Roxy Music....that's her supplying the haunting background vocal on the hit song, "Avalon"

 

@RunningSquirrel spends two weeks a year hunting for the Megalodon

 

@BigAlbowski Typically gets jealous that aardvarks can eat ants way better than he can so I've seen him around town licking ant Hills on sidewalk cracks.

 

Today Kira Rain is attempting to do the racing "triple", driving in Formula One's Monaco Grand Prix, then hopping on a plane to fly to Indianapolis to drive in the Indy 500. Finally, the plane takes her to Charlotte, North Carolina, to drive in NASCAR's Coca-Cola 600. That's a lot of flying and driving in one day!

 

Babahahahahahaha omg that’s a funny one

 

Chloe Cakes has told so many Silly Lies that her friends have hired fact checkers!

 

I'll admit. I'm the one who invented the DVD player~!

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Lunch Buffet and Bruce75 almost got married so they could qualify for a rent controlled apartment in New York. They failed to show chemistry in the interview though, so they called it off.

 

Sonja loves to go to Easter Island and sketch the giant statues!

 

Big Albowski is really a midget.

 

Marilyn Bardot
drinks espresso
while listening to a banjo
played by Little Joe
at a club in Chicago.

 

Lunch Buffet like to dress in skirts and dance like a girly girl!!!!!!!!!!

 

Gabby masturbates with only vegetables .....!!!!

 

That’s why you liked my vegetable soup yesterday!!
Tell them how you always sneak into my room at night and make feel good with those cucumbers!!

 

Hahahahaha So funny

Gabby also steals those veggies from the fridge and puts them back when she’s done

 

Tiana has a stuffed bear named Buzzy that comes to life when she's asleep and tries on her underwear.

 

Big Albowski lays the Cello naked to relax at night.

 

Sonja is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's personal masseuse!

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IVE SLEPT WITH KEVIN HART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm very sad that this is a lie, because I'm sure he wouldn't have said no if he had the opportunity! Hehe

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I have a pet peacock.
It watches all of my parties from the window.

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Riley plans to drive across the U.S. on a Segway

 

@BigAlbowski started the break dancing craze.

 

You've given me new goals in life hehe! !!

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Larry k is really Larry King


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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AzaleaLove is actually 5ft tall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bigalbowski has starred in Monsters Inc!

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