BigAlbowski became a Kahuna on his last visit to Hawaii. Now Native Hawaiians worship and revere him. He had to hire an assistant just to handle all the flowers they send every day.
Queen Sonja of Norway is Madam Sonja's real grandma. Known as the "most fun royals in the world", they allowed their grand-daughter to join the brothels for her Rumspringa and she is having so much fun she won't go home.
Tom Cat is actually a famous artist, known for his realistic paintings of chocolate Easter bunnies. After developing a heavy addiction to Skittles, he became a recluse in Alaska, and hasn't painted since.
Natasha Star is really a Pleadian sent to save the Earth. After 1000 years of learning about humankind, she decided the brothel would be the best place to carry out her mission.
Sonja starred in a movie titled "Infinity Orgasm", which dominated the box office for the last two weeks. May I have your autograph? Please?
Yes you may! Lunch Buffet is really the code name Meatloaf uses when he wants to brothel hop in secrecy. Now that he's retired, he has decided to binge-party with every legal courtesan in the state of NV.
Haha Schlong Toss, I dig it! @FumbleNutts took the silver medal in the 1984 Olympics in Judo. USA! USA!
Ha - I was VERY close to getting to Drive in Nascar several years back. I had a friend who was looking to promote a woman driver. What the heck is a "Tree fiddy"??? @59FenderSuper got his name from making super fenders for the famous 59 Cadillacs. His design was so popular that he was able to retire the first year they came out and hasn't had to work a single day since then.
South Park joke... Means $3.50 Sonja has written half of the songs that have been hits for Taylor Swift
LOL - Now I am up to speed. Thanks. Poor, poor Big Albowski. He never had a life or any fun. So sad he was so shy.
Zoey Cherry bought the entire crop of maraschino cherries. Now, if you want a maraschino cherry you have to buy from Zoey Cherry.
Natasha once rode a jet pack to France for some bread. sent with iPhone The best way to contact me is via email at [email protected]
Natasha is secretly a Russian spy sent by KGB to infiltrate American brothel in cahoots with alien life forces to capsulize male horomones into supplements for body building women in home country
Chloe Cakes just sold her signature name for a record breaking B'jillian dollars. It will be the name of a new Reality Show about a family in Intercourse, PA who have gone into the edible biz.
Zoey Cherry's ukulele was once owned by Warren Buffett. Most people don't know that it is the same ukulele Warren used when singing a duet with Jon Bon Jovi!
Lunch buffet is actually Garfield the cat, and no buffet is offered , all plates are priced ala carte
Chloe Cakes has twice climbed to the top of the Eiffel Tower on the outside.... the second time naked!!
Big Al is secretly building rockets and remote controlled mining equipment so that he can mine for gold on the moon! P.S. I want in on this deal! How do I become an investor?
