Chloe Cakes' given name is Chloebelle after her great great great granny from Raliegh, VA. Great Great Great Granny Chloebelle was a famous courtesan during the civil war. When asked what they thought about Chloebelle the soldiers said "She was great!"
Sonja's secret desire is to hunt men with a tranquilizer gun and then ravish them when she catches them!
LOL - I didn't know that was supposed to be a secret! Natasha Star lived off a diet of saltine crackers & caviar for a whole year before she switched to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Sonja has an Infinity stone on one of her rings. So expect a visit from a giant purple guy with really bad manners and nutty views about environmentalism.
@Bryan Degeyter & @BigAlbowski are brothers from another mother who inherited a dildo factory that they run as partners.
Big Albowski doesn't eat any chili pepper that's less than 1,000,000 scoville units. Only ghost peppers are hot enough to make his nose run.
Lunch Buffet's first babysitter was a Wet Nurse turned Porn Star. She made an impression on him. He still has a few obsessions from that formative time in his life.
Sonja was cast to be in the Deadpool 2 movie. She kept going off script and was breaking the fourth wall. Deadpool got really mad because this is a Deadpool movie and only Deadpool breaks the fourth wall! Sonja was fired and they had to spend an extra two million dollars to reshoot scenes. True story.
That actually sounds like something that might happen if I ever got an opportunity like that! Lunch Buffet got his nickname when he closed down the Brothel at Love Ranch Vegas and lined up all the ladies in the Big Honeymoon Suite Bed, essentially creating an All You Can Eat Buffet. Since the party started at Noon, the Name "Lunch Buffet" became legend.
Roxy Gold is the lone heiress to a World-Wide Chain of Specialty boutique stores, "Box O Rox", that sell high end crystals, novelty minerals, & precious gems.
Big Albowski's ancestors were known for rubbing elbows in high society. The family became known as the "Big Elbowskis" a name whose pronunciation changed over the years after they immigrated to the United States.
The "CEO" in Harley's last name stand for "Creates Energetic Orgasms". He was one of the test subjects in the secret Military Mind Control program made famous by the movie, "Men Who Stare at Goats". Being a pacifist, he didn't kill any goats. But he did develop the talent to make a woman cum just by looking at her.
Sonja is secretly an alien who's come to earth to learn our sexual mating dances so they may breed with us and continue to pass their genetics through the cosmos!
Big Albowski is rumored to be more eccentric than Howard Hughes. In fact. no one has ever met him at all. Not even his parents.
Sonja wrote the best selling book "Fantastic Orgasms and Where To Find Them". She is currently writing a draft for her next book "Fantastic Orgasms: The Crimes of Lunch Buffett".
I would like to do some in-person research with you for that next book! Lunch Buffet was best friends with Meatloaf in school. They were both football players who got their nicknames based on their eating preferences. Their buddies decided not to mention Lunch Buffet's eating preferences were found in the local brothels.
Sonja is planning on travelling to Hawaii by paddle-boat and is looking for a companion to brave the ocean with her!
Big Al invented his own type of skis, which were created out of recycled crossbows. Unfortunately, despite their superior quality, it did poor in public sales.
Natasha Star lied about her age when she was 10 and got everyone to believe her. When her childhood friends were registering for college, they expected her to go with them so she did (too late to tell the truth, right?) She got accepted and ended up going to college 3 years early.
@BigAlbowski Is just a shaved yeti who walks around singing songs to birds and lifting trees as weights
Kira Rain's favorite YouTube video is the Let It Go Sing-along from the movie Frozen. People often hear her singing along to the song late at night. Let it go, let it go! Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go! Turn away and slam the door
Lunch Buffet is a Big Foot Aficionado and has taken actual "footage" of the beast for a documentary. Unfortunately, his sizzle reel got switched with a Star Wars scene with Chewbacca flirting with a girl so he never got the historical acknowledgement he deserved.
