@BigAlbowski confided in me once about how he walks down isles at Walmart with the most people and crop dusts all of them... worst of all, he is not even shy. He just toots really loud and keeps eye contact with whom ever he is passing in the moment.
Big Albowski used to be a stunt double for The Most Interesting Man in the World. He declined a paycheck for his work, but took them up on their offer of free beer for life.
Gabby Love likes to lip sync to the Garth Brooks song "Friends in Low Places". Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases My blues away and I'll be OK
Oh hell yeah! I could do it! Riley Zane is the grand-daughter of the Scorpion King (65 generations removed)... she is continuing the legacy of her ancestors through her work at the brothels.
Due to space-time fluctuations from the alien spacecraft at Area 51, the Love ranch frequently reconfigures itself. That's why Madam Sonja can never find her office.
I didn't realize that was common knowledge! Riley Zane has an obsessive cross-stitching compulsion. This has made her very sad because she is never sure if people love her for herself or for all the crafts she can give them.
Sonja has gone over Niagara Falls in a barrel 3 times because she feels Niagara Falls Police gives her the most "thorough" frisking!!
Big Albowski is really the Notorious B.I.G. (he is in witness protection). Sorry for telling your secret!
OMG! lol... @RoxyGold is coxswain for the 8-woman Rowing Team going to Tokyo for the 2020 Summer Olympics.
Cronus is actually the creator of cronuts but chef Dominique Ansel battled him to the death for the recipe and trademark.... yet @CronusWalker still lives.