The Sexual Politics of Fucking Are Stranger—and Sexier—Than You Think

We hear so much these days about the various kinds of divisions afflicting our great country: political fighting, culture “wars,” he-said-she-said accusations. It seems everyone’s pissed off about something. Social media is full of strangers debating with strangers, and the insults fly every which way, from the White House to Congress and back again. Harry Nilsson’s classic 70s single, “Everybody’s Talkin’,” if released today, would have to be re-titled “Everybody’s Screaming Shit About Everything.”

However, Americans agree enthusiastically about one subject: they love sex, and lots of it. It continues to be America’s favorite indoor (and sometimes outdoor) sport, as we courtesans see every day in our dealings with our wonderful clients. Moreover, as one researcher recently discovered, the sexual practices favored by the members of each major political party are not what you think they may be.

So you think that GOPers dig sex parties aboard big yachts with a bevy of pretty girls helping them spend their wealth via happy hand jobs, energetic BJs, and rollicking bed romps? You wouldn’t be far off, but that’s not as far out as those naughty-minded right-wingers can get, as you’ll soon find out.

And if you think that Democrats get with sex workers like us and try to talk us into abandoning what we do for social work, you’d be laughably wrong. Democratic sexuality has a decidedly darker edge to it.

Justin Lehmiller surveyed 4,175 adult Americans from all 50 states about their sexual fantasies. He says it’s “the largest and most comprehensive survey of sexual fantasies ever conducted in the United States.” (The complete results are published in Lehmiller’s recent book, Tell Me What You Want.) In the survey, participants were given a list of “hundreds” of types of people, locations, and objects that they might find erotically stimulating.

Lehmiller’s research brought out fascinating differences in sexual tastes and preferences between Republicans and Democrats. Essentially, each party’s private sexual hijinks are opposite to its public image, sometimes dramatically so.

Both righties and lefties reported fantasizing several times weekly. But then the results diverge. Republicans, well-known for their public support of traditional family values, anti-pornography campaigns, and supposed embarrassment about sexual matters, reported themselves more likely than Democrats to fantasize about extramarital affairs; orgies; and partner-swapping.

Republicans also said they daydream about voyeuristic activities like visiting a strip club or enjoying cuckolding, which involves one partner watching the other have sex with someone else.

They’re on the right track for recharging their sexual batteries: Many of my clients have been long-time couples that want to re-spark their sex lives. Sometimes we start off with me and the lady playing together, kissing and donning lubed-up latex gloves to finger-fuck each other. Often, I’m encountering a bi-curious woman who has never felt the lesbian touch, and I know how to get her going with a massaging wand while my fingers open and relax her pussy wider than she’s ever felt. Usually, by then the observing man’s cock is as stiff as a racing sailboat’s mainmast. I take the time to show him some great maneuvers and positions for the wand on his lover’s pussy lips and pudenda (the soft bump atop the vagina). Of course, I, the teacher, also receive the benefits of my “student’s” instruction. Pretty soon, he’s got two soaking-wet cunnies ready for his cock to penetrate.

Sexually speaking, this is one (hidden) Republican “policy” I fully support. To implement it, we slip a condom over his rampant manhood and cover it generously with lubricant because he’s going to be satisfying two women, and we don’t want the frantic friction of his fucking to dry out the rubber too fast. Before we begin, I always consult with my fellow female to see if she would like to go first, or watch her man fuck the daylights out of me while I scream and cum for him—and for her excitement, too. Whatever her wish is, I follow. Some women surprise their guy by asking him to fuck me while she gives us orders like a porn film director. “Pump her pussy slowly but steadily,” said one woman. “I want to see your cock going in and out like a piston!” One lady even got a little science-fiction-y by telling her man to act the role of an android trained to provide sexual pleasure to any woman who orders him to do her. During one unique session, a client’s wife proposed a sex game: We girls got into the doggie position, side by side, with our fannies in the air. The game went this way: Each of us would tell a story detailing a past sexual adventure, after which the man mounted the storyteller and gave her a certain number of penile strokes as a “review” of the erotic quality of the tale. Now, we know that even the most disciplined guy cannot keep his counting straight when his dick is captured in the luscious petals of a tight box. I think that night his wife received something like 150 strokes and me about 80 before he filled that condom deep inside his wife because the wife had had even more crazy-fun sexual experiences than me, the professional sex worker! But a good time was had by all.

Now for the Democrats, who lately are embracing progressive policies like national health care and free college, making them seem gently humanistic and anti-authoritarian. That’s their public face; privately, as Lehmiller’s survey showed, Democrats fantasize more than Republicans about “almost the entire spectrum of BDSM activities, from bondage to spanking to dominance-submission play.” That’s right: some liberals are indeed loony for leather!

So the folks who want to discuss climate change, recycling, the environment, and vegetarianism, among other issues, include more than a few people who enjoy smacking a man’s or woman’s buttocks until they glow red, or tying a lover to a bed and “tormenting” (really, just teasing) their genitals until they beg for sex.

Lehmiller says that BDSM fantasies attract Democrats because they’re so often interested in issues of power: person-to-person, man-to-woman. It seems logical that people who contemplate what power and control mean might be drawn to BDSM experimentation.

I can imagine meeting a client whose says he’s a Democrat who wants to experience what may be the near future in women power: The election of the first woman President. A lady President he can sex-dream about. He says he wants me to play the role of that female chief executive, who loves to wear black dresses, red fuck-me pumps, and cherry-red lipstick. The Demo guy wants to enact the role of a Secret Service agent assigned to the Presidential detail. (There’s a fantasy backstory where the Secret Service is aware of intimate secrets about Madam President—like the fact that she sometimes “forgets” to wear panties, and likes to flash the agents.)

He tells me he wants me to give him sexual orders in a harsh, throaty voice. He craves the thrill of hearing a woman command him. We improvise: “Agent Johnson, come over here now,” I say, in a teasingly sarcastic voice. “Yes, ma’am,” he replies, meekly, striding over rapidly, trying to conceal the lump in his dress pants. “Agent Johnson, are you trying to arouse the Commander-in-Chief?” I demand, rubbing his bulge with my palm. “Ma’am, may I?” he says. “Well, let’s see,” I answer. “Inspection time, agent!” I shout suddenly. “Unzip and present your concealed ‘weapon’,” I order, and he does. “Agent, you are out of uniform!” I say, watching his bare-naked dick dangling out of his pants. So I unwrap a condom and roll it on his stalk, gripping it at the base and admiring its veiny glory. “Agent J., are you ready for official orders?” I ask, squeezing his cock hard enough to make its head swell up. “Yes, Madame President!” he responds. “Then do your patriotic duty and fill up this rubber with cum,” I say. “I want to feel the pulsations with my mouth when you shoot off.” Then I do that swirly tongue-and-lips thing until he squirts like the Fourth of July. Being the President has its privileges.

Lehmiller concludes that while Republicans and Democrats may be politically far apart, they’re unified in their mutual love of good sex. Like so many Americans, they love to violate taboos, break the rules, defy expectations, and just party on with the lovers of their choice. “There’s far more that unites us than divides us when it comes to sexual desire,” Lehmiller writes.

We courtesans welcome the world to come find joy with us. We believe everyone’s equally entitled to great sex and companionship, no matter what beliefs they hold. Take a break from the contentious world and come relax with me and my girlfriends. The only party we’re really interested is the Wild Party, where everyone’s sex-vote counts and everyone wins. God bless America!

Email me today [email protected] or stop by and lets get political baby. 😀

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Some say I am just the most fun person to be around, but maybe you should come to find out! I am Jade Jasper here at the Sagebrush Ranch and I am ready to rock your world. I am a very active person and love to do anything that keeps me moving, I used to be an exotic dancer and love to show you my skills on the pole 😛 My idea of the perfect date would be going to get some sushi and going on a hike to burn off that sushi right after… then finding ourselves wrapped up in each other. I simply love the outdoors, painting, pole dancing, ANIME, and board games… this is just some of my few interests so if you want an amazing response talk anime to me and let’s get this party started. Sexually I am willing to try anything twice 😉 I love couple play, submissive (BDSM), and Nekko Play (Kitty Play) So come find out all about me today and let’s enjoy some great times together, I know you will always leave fulfilled both sexually and emotionally. I am an open book so just ask away and let’s talk for hours, I love a great conversation so go ahead and email me today [email protected]

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Let’s Replay Your Favorite Porn or Movie Scene

Everyone has favorite mainstream movies like Rocky or Working Girl or Titanic. (Maybe someday some adventurous director will make a movie about us called Legal Sex-Workers). No matter how many times you watch and re-watch your faves, you never get tired of them; there’s always some new feature or detail to spot. Maybe you like them because they remind you of special times when you were young, or holiday memories, or star an actor or actress who’s always been a secret crush of yours.

Smart boyfriends and husbands know that just seeing and hearing a certain film star on screen will get their lady randy and ready to rock and roll. And hey, if she calls out a male celebrity’s name while she’s climaxing, a quick-thinking guy won’t get jealous. He’ll play along with the fantasy because it’s his cock, not the famous guy’s, getting gripped and ridden by his doll’s eager beaver.

As you can see, you can employ mainstream Hollywood films to charge up your lover’s sexual imagination so much she’ll wrap her legs around your back and pump your penis into her honeypot so vigorously that you hardly have to move, just wait for the best time to groan loudly and spurt deeply into her.

But what about her—or with a couple—their favorite fuck scenes from the world of porn? There’s as much variety in porn today as there used to be mainstream entertainment. But that’s its appeal. Every audience—fetishists, swingers, any kind of sexual adventurer (or would-be orgiast) can find satisfaction across the pantheon of video porn.

Innumerable couples like to prep for sex by rerunning their favorite real-sex scenes. One longtime fave is Motel 69 Star, a several-episode series of amateur sex scenes between a really sweet-faced brunette and her unknown male lover (you never see his face), which is also known as “The Girl in the Green Sweater.”

That’s all she’s wearing in the best-known scene of the series, which she plays a secretary getting fucked doggie-style over her desk. The genius of the scene is that that sexual delight is conveyed mainly in her facial expressions as the guy plunges deep into her pussy, and in her body language too. Her back arches as she receives his dick, then her face whips through numerous shades of joy as the guy shifts position and fucks her expertly: her head whips around in ecstasy, her hands slap the desktop as her cocksman goes into a rocking back-and-forth, up-and-down rhythm that makes her cum, then suddenly pulls out. We then see his stiff cock poke in from her left, and she grabs it with her mouth and sucks him dry. All of this takes place within only two minutes’ worth of screen time—probably the hottest time interval you’ll see in many a year.

Another series, this time from Europe, is called Drunk Sex Orgy. In each segment, which can last an hour or more, a cast of hundreds of horny people appear before the camera’s ever-sweeping gaze, coupling and uncoupling and recoupling as trance music plays—a perfect soundtrack for the varieties of sexual contact taking place, shifting dreamily from one passionate fucking or sucking or pussy-licking or –fingering to another. Viewers can almost get dizzy from the circular, ever-undulating, fast-thrusting actions of the participants. It’s a sexual phantasmagoria.

We raunchy ranch ladies love to role-play, so why not re-create your favorite sex scenes with us? We can do a girl-boy, two-girls-and-a-boy, or a threesome with you and your girlfriend, wife, or whomever. A big cast can lead to lots of dramatic and sexual situations. Or, we can do a more intimate encounter. Anything you’d like.

Let me pitch you an idea: A guy sees a girl sitting at a table sipping a wine cooler. She’s gorgeous, striking, smiling, friendly—the kind of astonishingly beautiful girl you could never get in high school—or in college, for that matter. Ever watch a porn where a nerd meets a beauty and, improbably, gets laid like mad because she finds him charming and cute? Ever wanted to play the guy in that scene? Just ask and you will receive, as the book says. We will make your wet dream come to life. Together. I will suck you, gently or roughly, after I’ve fitted you with a condom of a color of your choice. And I will fuck you, like a princess or a whore, whatever character you like. Maybe I can be your sexy angel—or devil?

That’s what adult movies are about, dreams dramatized, played out by actors, and followed by camerawork directed by someone who knows how to keep the sex close, graphic, forbidden, and explicitly erotic.

People taking acting classes for the first time sometimes find themselves growing excited when they do an acting exercise called “mirroring,” which, like it sounds, matches two actors up so they can imitate precisely their partner’s motions and expressions. It’s meant to teach aspiring thespians how to improvise, which involves saying “yes” with your body and your emotions so that your performance with a fellow actor dovetails with what he or she is doing and increases the theatricality.

Let me pitch you another idea: Let’s improvise—let’s invent, move by move, word by word, our loving time together. I’ll grab something from the closet in my room—whatever comes to hand, to make it a surprise for both of us. Maybe I’ll snatch a negligée off the rack, change clothes to put it on, and we can play two people who accidentally meet in a college dorm hallway while the guy searches for a party taking place somewhere in the building. I’ll be the horny girl student in her sleepwear who encounters the guy, entices him into their room, and they make their own sex party.

 

Bring your Go-Pro or camera phone to our appointment and we can make a video memento of our meeting. If you’d like, I can talk dirty to the camera, describing all the sexy things we’re doing as you play and replay our date at home, closing your eyes and savoring the sweetness and warmth of our meeting. And don’t forget, just like porn videos have multiple chapters, you’re always welcome to return to make Part 2, 3, 4, and so on with me. Yes, it’s true what you’ve always heard about us courtesans—we really love it when you return and cum again with us!

 

Contact me directly [email protected] or come in to the Sagebrush Ranch!

 

 

 

 

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Misty Lane

Hi there, Im Misty Lane. Thanks so much for taking the time to stop by my page to learn more about me! I am one of the newest elite courtesans here at Sagebrush Ranch. The first thing you will notice about me are my long, long legs which are always accented by a great pair of heels. I am 5’8″ with a slim frame, blonde hair and big blue eyes. My fun, bubbly, sarcastic personality is something I’m known for. Life is too short to be serious all the time! I currently live in the Midwest but will be spending the first two weeks of each month here at Sagebrush. In my free time I love to be outdoors doing pretty much anything. Boating, riding quads, fishing, skiing and attending concerts are just some of my favorites. A night out for dinner and dancing or sitting by a cozy fire cuddling are also things I really enjoy. I pride myself in being a truly genuine person. I am naturally affectionate and couldn’t be fake if my life depended on it. With me what you see is what you get and I like to think I’m a really cool chick 🙂 I will listen and talk with you about anything and make you feel at ease. Please feel free to email me at [email protected] or strike up a conversation with me over chat. Let’s get to know one another. Tell me your fantasies and desires, I will make them come true!

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Let’s Cook Korean Bibimbap & Potstickers with Ava Carter

 

In my previous Bunny Ranch Blog post (HapaToki), I discussed my passion for music and the incredible significance and awesomeness of KPop (Korean Pop) worldwide. Not to mention, I also wrote and produced a song called, ‘HapaToki,’ and made a music video for it right here at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch!

However, it’d be unconscionable as a half-Korean American to overlook one of the most important characteristics of Korean Culture, and that is the FOOD!

I genuinely delight in celebrating my Korean heritage (and all cultures across the globe, for that matter), and I’ve always loved cooking (especially Korean food), so I thought it’d be so much fun to show you how to cook a couple of very popular Korean dishes: Bibimbap and pork / veggie potstickers!

‘Bibim’ means ‘mixed’ and ‘bap’ means ‘rice.’ Potstickers are called ‘mandu’ in Korea. The beauty of these dishes is that they can be altered to your preference. For instance, Bibimbap can incorporate any combination of sautéed protein / veggies of your choice (such as beef, onions, zucchini, and kimchi), all of which are presented beautifully on top of a large bowl of white rice. Then, placed on the very top is an over-easy egg and a dab (or lots) of red pepper sauce called ‘Gochujang’. There are also many kinds of potstickers (mandu), such as veggie, chicken, pork, and even spicy kimchi, traditionally served as an appetizer / side dish with soy sauce for dipping.

For the sake of ensu­ring we will have pl­enty of time and ene­rgy to enjoy one ano­ther’s company in and beyond the kitchen (teehee!), I opted for simple, healthy, and delicious dishes that incorporate ingredients commonly used in Korean cuisi­ne. Fun fact: these ingredients (ex: gar­lic and red peppers) also serve as natur­al aphrodisiacs. Nee­dless to say, once we finish our delicio­us meals, we can take full advantage of the power of mouthwash be­fore the ultimate fun begins! LOL

I hope you’ll consider spending time cooking with me, or simply enjoy a home-cooked Korean meal created with lots of tenderness, care, and love by yours truly.

Bibimbap (vegetarian) & Fried Potstickers (aka Mandu)

Ingredients:

1 cup of short grain white rice
2 cups mung bean sprouts
1 cup shiitake mushrooms
1 cup of peeled julienne / shredded carrots
1 cup of kimchi (store bought or homemade)
¾ teaspoon sesame oil (divided)
5 teaspoons vegetable oil (divided)
2 large brown eggs
1 package of potstickers (any flavor of your choice)
½ cup of finely chopped garlic

For garnish:

1 teaspoon toasted sesame seed (divided)
½ teaspoon of Korean red pepper chili sauce (aka Gochujang) (divided)

Directions:

Rinse and drain the white rice thoroughly under cold water until the rice water is no longer milky white (or appears to be clear). Combine with 1¼ cup of water in a large pot and bring to a boil. Once it begins to boil, cover with a lid and adjust heat to low. Let it cook for approx. 20 minutes. Once finished, set aside and gently fluff the rice with a fork. Keep covered.

As the rice cooks, begin prepping veggies by rinsing thoroughly under cold water. Bring a separate pot of water to a boil and add the mung bean sprouts. You’re only blanching them, so do not let them boil any longer than 3 minutes. Drain and rinse in cold water to stop the cooking process. Set aside.

Remove stems from the shiitake mushrooms and slice into ¼’ to ½’ thick pieces. Peel and julienne / shred the carrots. Peel and finely chop garlic. Set all veggies aside.

To speed up the cooking process, heat a few large pans over low – medium heat. Add 1 teaspoon of vegetable oil to each pan. Divide the chopped garlic among each pan and saute for approximately 1 min. Add veggies and ¼ teaspoon of sesame oil to each pan. Add ½ teaspoon of soy sauce to the shiitake mushrooms. Cook all veggies for approx 4 min, or until tender. Set aside.

In a separate pan, heat 1 teaspoon of vegetable oil. Add potstickers and gently fry for 5 minutes on each side (or until golden brown) over medium heat. Prep a large plate for the potstickers by placing a paper towel overtop (this will help remove any excess oil). Once the potstickers are evenly cooked, remove from pan. Once the excess oil is removed, discard paper towels and serve with soy sauce for dipping.

In a separate pan, add 1 teaspoon of vegetable oil and heat over low – medium heat. Carefully crack open each egg, ensuring the yoke stays intact. Cook over low heat.

As the egg slowly cooks, place rice in two large bowls. Fun fact: it’s common to see this dish served in a large metal bowl or in a hot stone / granite bowl, which allows you to thoroughly combine everything together! When served in the stone bowl, the rice continues to cook on the bottom and becomes crispy. Yum! The granite bowl version is called ‘Dolsot Bibimbap’.

Next, place veggies (including kimchi) overtop the rice. At this point, the eggs should be cooked ‘over easy’. Gently transfer the eggs over the veggies and rice and garnish with the red pepper sauce and toasted sesame seed. Serve alongside the potstickers. Break the yoke and mix everything up together!

Once mixed, you’ve officially created and tasted the deliciousness of Korean mixed rice, Bibimbap!

So YUMMY! I hope you enjoy!

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Ava Carter

A petite half-Korean / American beauty who absolutely loves to enjoy life – and sex – to the fullest! Beautiful Ava Carter is currently a featured entertainer offering the very finest in girlfriend experiences at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Coffee with Alice Special Birthday Episode (Bunny Ranch Media joins in)

 

Coffee with Alice is a weekly tradition started by Alice Little to share her passion for conversation and caffeination with all her friends and followers from around the globe. Alice talks about anything and everything, and she doesn’t hold back with the conversations. This week, Alice asked Jessica Johnson from the Food Network, who is also a new Bunny, to help make food for her birthday celebration.

“It’s always a lovely time when we get to come together and share our thoughts,” Alice wrote. “Each week the topic changes; from the best sex positions for her pleasure, to my thoughts on consent. This week was extra special, as it just so happened to be my birthday! I’ve been gearing up for a special Harry Potter themed celebration for weeks, and I was so surprised this morning to find out the ranch wanted to make today even more special! I was joined by our incredibly talented Food Network Chef bunny, Jessica Johnson, for a special show featuring her vegan cauldron chili! Harper cox, another new lady, joined us for cooking shenanigans and lots of laughter!”

When I, James, learned about the Coffee with Alice Special Birthday Edition featuring Jessica cooking “Vegan Cauldron Chili” I knew I had to crash the party and film it. Armed with my camera, lighting equipment, and my iPhone to stream to the @BunnyRanch twitter via Periscope I showed up and surprised everyone. The girls were excited to see that Bunny Ranch wanted to feature them doing the cooking and also “Coffee with Alice.”

 

I quickly got setup and prepared all the equipment to get the show started. During the Live show lots of followers tuned in, both on BunnyRanch twitter and also Alice’s twitter: @TheAliceLittle.

Today is Alice’s birthday celebration at the Bunny Ranch starting at 4pm. It will be a big celebration and, of course, it will be Harry Potter themed.

 

“Today at the bunny ranch were celebrating the may birthday bunnies!” Alice went on to say. “Being a family company, the ranch loves to make everyone feel special – and of course, this carries over to our birthday celebrations. We have planned games, raffles, a Horcrux hunt, and even a magical piñata! It’s been so special getting to share today with Harley, Mercedes, and my dear friends here at the Bunny Ranch! Everyone helped to make it so memorable – from helping out with party decorations and thoughtful presents, to warm birthday wishes. There’s nowhere else I’d rather be for my birthday than the Bunny Ranch!”

 

Watch the edited version here!

Here is the Recipe for Vegan Cauldron Chili from Jessica Johnson

  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 medium red onion, chopped
  • 1 large red bell pepper, chopped
  • 1 large green pepper , chopped
  • 1 teaspoon salt,
  • 1 1/2 teaspoon pepper
  • 3 tablespoons chili powder more to taste
  • 1 large can (28 ounces) or 2 small cans (15 ounces each) stewed tomatoes, with their juices
  • 1 large can (28 ounces) or 2 small cans (15 ounces each) crushed tomato, with their juices
  • 2 cans (15 ounces each) kidney beans, rinsed and drained
  • 1 can (15 ounces) chick peas rinsed and drained
  • 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro, plus more for garnishing
  • Garnishes: chopped cilantro, sliced avocado, tortilla chips, sour cream or grated cheddar cheese

 

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Watch the Periscope version here!

Bunny Ranch joins Coffee with Alice

To watch all of the Episodes of Coffee with Alice Click the link Below.

Coffee with Alice (All Episodes)

 

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James

James is the Media and Marketing Manager for the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch and Dennis Hof's properties. In addition, James creates the profile videos for the girls in the Northern Nevada Brothels.

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Why I’m Auctioning My Virginity at the Bunny Ranch

My name is Bailey Gibson and I am a virgin. Now, if you saw me on the street and I told you that you’d probably say, “yeah right! No way!” But contrary to popular belief (and societal norms) attractive 23-year-olds can be virgins too, I am happy to say.

I grew up nestled in a gated community in the suburbs of Sacramento, California. I was adopted when I was one year old, and grew up with very strong Christian values as my adoptive father was an elder at our home church. I grew up very sheltered. I was not allowed to watch TV, listen to any music other than Christian music, have friends over, or have sleepovers ever. If we did watch a movie, it was on the Hallmark or Disney channel. If we were allowed to watch TV, we were allowed to only watch programs like Little House on the Prairie. I remember sneaking and watching Carmen Sandiego cartoons and Hannah Montana with my sister.

Bailey Gibson will lose her virginity to the highest bidder at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

My birth mother was unable to take care of me as she already had another child and was putting herself through college. I am reasonably content with the life I was given and never questioned her decision.

My adoptive parents sent me to an all-girls boarding school in in Stockton, Missouri when I was 16 years old. It was a strict Christian academy and I had absolutely no contact with boys the entire time I was there. Needless to say, the lack of male company and deep religious study contributed to me becoming an adult virgin. 

I have never had a truly satisfying relationship with my adoptive parents. Although I care for them dearly, I always had a sense that they regretted my adoption and kept me at arm’s-length. Newly graduated, I posed a new problem for them. Where would I go? My parents were always practitioners of “tough love,” so they made it clear to me that home was off the table. My parents put me in a hotel and gave me two options instead.

During her teen years, Bailey Gibson attended an all-girls boarding school

Option A: Join Teen Challenge. For those who don’t know what Teen Challenge is: It’s a program that drug and alcohol addicts go through to get clean. I had never done drugs or drank before at that point (besides maybe stealing a sip from a grown up at holiday parties). But it was less about me and my well-being; more about my parents regretting my adoption.

Option  B: Join the Air Force. I picked this option because at least there was some honor associated with fighting for my country. Also, my adoptive father and two older brothers joined the Air Force. I went through MEPS, received an 84 on the ASVAB; and anticipated swearing in as a helicopter mechanic.

Before I did, however, my birth dad found me, and two weeks later I was on a plane to Charlotte, North Carolina. I stayed with my birth father in North Carolina for a while before moving to Wisconsin to live with my biological grandmother. While living with her, I found a boyfriend and we moved in together in the months that followed.

My ex-boyfriend was a Christian at the time and I did not wish to have a sexual relationship with him until we were married. Knowing I was a virgin, he respected my values (for a while). I learned that love can be deceiving when I discovered that he slept with his ex on Valentine’s Day, however. Being the naive 19 year old that I was, I thought that if I stayed with him and we enrolled in couples therapy, I could make our relationship right again. At that point I had virtually nobody and my ex-boyfriend brought me companionship. So, I stayed. Foolishly. Only to be heartbroken after one of our couples therapy sessions when I found out that he had already met and slept with someone else — on their first date no less. After grieving for a while, I came to the conclusion that waiting until marriage to lose my virginity was the wrong decision, because my ex-boyfriend wasn’t worth waiting for.

I thought that I could trade my virginity for my boyfriend’s lifelong devotion. I was wrong. So, I decided that I was going to get something for my virginity — something that benefits me and my life. I wanted to lose my virginity in the most profitable way possible. That’s when I looked into selling my virginity and found Dennis Hof and the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. I emailed Dennis in 2016 but he didn’t respond initially. In 2017, desperate after losing my job as a property manager, I wrote Dennis again and convinced him to help me out. Needless to say, here we are. I am auctioning my virginity to the highest bidder at the world’s most popular legal brothel.

Society perceives me as a deviant, and I am okay with that. At the end of the day, it is my body. I have the right to do what I want with it. Going through the Bunny Ranch allows me to legally have sex for money. Does this make me a prostitute? Gasp! Meh, I don’t know. If you take a picture once, does that make you a photographer?

I do not think that capitalizing upon your purity makes you a bad person. Just like having sex with multiple men does not make you a bad person. We all make choices. Mine was to wait. Now it is to sell.

For information on bidding on Bailey Gibson’s virginity, please contact Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof at [email protected] or call the Moonlite Bunny Ranch at 775-246-9901. All inquiries will remain entirely confidential.

Bailey Gibson

Bailey Gibson

A 23-year-old virgin from Wisconsin, sexy Bailey Gibson is auctioning her virginity to the highest bidder at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Will you be her first? For more information or to bid on her virginity auction, contact [email protected]

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