Silicon Valley Call Girl Goes Legit

Posted by Tiffany Garcia on January 13, 2017

When I decided to go into sex work about five years ago to make some extra cash and pay off a loan, I did what a lot of girls in the San Francisco Bay Area did: I purchased a wide variety of lingerie, armed myself with some sex toys and ample prophylactics, and placed a few ads on Backpage and a couple of other escort directories catering to Silicon Valley. In no time at all the calls started coming in, and I fairly quickly managed to transform myself into one of the most sought after call girls in a 100 mile radius of Palo Alto. I was an independent-minded sex work powerhouse, catering to the tech industry’s best and brightest — and I was making bank.

After a while I began to start taking sex work more seriously. After all, I was consistently making a good living, I was extremely good at what I was doing, and I really enjoyed being with these sweet clients and helping them achieve the best orgasms of their lives. I was ready to make a career out of being an escort. The problem was, what I was doing was not only illegal, but also potentially dangerous. I knew that if I wanted to take the next step, I had to make the move to Nevada and go legit at one of Dennis Hof’s licensed brothels. So, here I am…and here’s why I decided to move my Silicon Valley sex business to beautiful Northern Nevada.

A serious businesswoman requires a serious business

I’m for real. I’m no longer operating as a call girl in a short-term capacity to pay an outstanding debt. I’m making sexual fantasies come true full-time now, and I need to operate in an environment that provides me with the infrastructure and support I need to maximize my opportunities and magnify what I can offer my clientele. When I was operating illegally, I was constantly worrying about logistics — booking hotel rooms, driving around frantically chasing leads (many of which got cold feet at the last minute), managing my ads and marketing, all while avoiding anything that looked like a law enforcement sting. It was hectic and anxiety-inducing. Working legally at a brothel, I don’t have to be anxious about the logistics because the operational infrastructure is already in place. VIP accommodations, limo drivers, security personnel, cleaning and maintenance — it’s all here at my disposal. As a full-time licensed sex worker, all I need to worry about is relaxing and providing the best possible sensual companionship for my lovers.

No more risk means an anxiety-free occupation

A few years ago, a lot of the sex workers catering to high-level tech entrepreneurs got a wake-up call when Google executive Forrest Timothy Hayes died on his yacht in a drug-related incident with a call girl. The event sent shockwaves through the California sex and tech industry and it really hit home that an unregulated prostitution environment could be dangerous. The lack of any kind of standards and the proliferation of illegal drug use can, at times, create a recipe for disaster that women like myself want to avoid at all costs. Thankfully, my legal brothel environment is drug-free, crime-free, STD-free, and anxiety-free — and that leaves room for a lot of hot, naughty sex.

Why go to Silicon Vally when Silicon Valley can come to me?

I spent so much time hustling like a mother in the Bay Area, constantly on the phone with potential clients chasing every lead I could garner while managing multiple appointments. Little did I know that just a few hours drive away was Silicon Valley’s naughty little secret. The brothels of Northern Nevada are the sex getaways that many of my clients have been visiting since the 90’s. In fact, it was one of my tech clients that told me about Nevada’s brothels after he discovered that I was looking for a more permanent situation. My new home-away-from-home at the Kit Kat Ranch near Reno, Nevada is everything I could have hoped for. A luxurious locale where the clients I adore can continue to frequent and discreetly enjoy risk-free sex with a beautiful and amorous woman. I’m home! Let’s get to work!