5 Reasons Married Men Should Visit Legal Prostitutes

Posted by River Song on January 17, 2017

So you have binge–watched Cathouse on HBO.  You have joined the Bunny Ranch message board and had fun chatting with all the lovely ladies.  You have completed extensive research on how to make it to the Reno area without raising any eyebrows.  All this and you still haven’t pulled the trigger and made it out to see us.  What is holding you back?  You may have some lingering questions in the back of your mind.  You say to yourself “Maybe this isn’t right for a married guy like me?”  Well, I am here to console your fears and put the doubt out of your mind.  I have compiled the most compelling reasons you should come see me (or one of my friends) at Dennis Hof’s Red Light District.

1. Monogamy isn’t natural for men

Our society has rules to ensure the fringe stays in line with what comes natural to the majority of us.  We don’t murder, we don’t steal, we don’t assault, because not doing these things comes as natural to us as breathing or blinking.  However, monogamy doesn’t seem to come so easy.  Why?  Because it’s NOT NATURAL!  One day our society will catch up and this whole thing will pass.  Until then you will need a discreet partner to help you live more naturally.  Come see me, I can be your secret partner.

2. Your marriage has become a friendship

Many years ago you had a best friend and a lover.  As the years and your relationship have progressed, it seems you have a best friend who occasionally allows you access to “the goods.”  While you love your wife and have no intention of living without her, you don’t want a sterile mechanical sexual relationship.  You want that willing participant that rocked your world so many years ago.  Come see me, I will rock you.

3. A non-judgmental ear

You have spent a lifetime working to make yourself the best you can be.  Some days were smooth as silk.  Some days, however — some days felt like the weight of the world was sitting on your shoulders.  Those stressful days are hard to deal with.  Sometimes you need someone who listens to you, someone who won’t judge you for being vulnerable and having doubts.  I absolutely love to hear about you and what makes you tick. I also love getting naked and showing you what makes me tick.

4. Kinky secrets

You have sex regularly and she does her best to please.  However, you have a kinky side and want to try new things.  The problem is you don’t want to ask your wife, the mother of your children, to do those things.  Ask me to do them instead.  I specialize in “those things.”

5. Adventure

Probably the reason mentioned most often.  Sometimes you just feel the daily grind has extinguished any excitement in your life.  If you want the adventure back, come see me and the ladies of Nevada’s sex dens. I will make your sex life adventurous once again.