::Confucius Say:::

Confucius say, Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

Confucius say: "Better to get to know person before say 'I do' than call 'ex' later."

 

I'm gonna rename you Mickey_St_Confucius!

 

There are those that call me Mickey St. Full of Shit. . .

 

Bwahaha! They know not of what they speak.

 

Confucius say woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

 

Anything you want! It's your special day!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

TRUTH!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Love this!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Very inspirational!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Dont stop! I'm almost there!!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I agree!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Actually, they say that about me, too.

 

Girl expecting tip after completed blowjob is welcome to keep the change.

 

I love these!! so good!!!

XOXO,

Bobbi Besos

 

WOW ANYTHING? I will think about it and send you a list!lLOL
Man who sees Randy Ryder on their Birthday is in for the Best Day of his Life!

 

You are so funny!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Thank you Bobbi!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

YOU ARE SO GOOD TO ME!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

Awww that made my day!

 

You deserve to be spoiled because you spoil me!
Man who enters Randy Ryders Room has stepped in World of Bliss!

 

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

 

Man who come accross elephant should apoloigize and wipe off.

 

Man who invests in penis enlarger may get wife who cant take any longer.

 

Woman who jingles mans ball may get white christmas.

 

Man who masterbates while crying is real tear-jerker.

 

OMG! Where did you find these! I'm cryin'! LMAO!

 

They are improved Frankennbeanizms.

 

Are you going to make me google that ? WTH?

 

My screen name is Frankennbeans and I added izm.

Urban Dictionary: Izm - A kind of “orgasm” a person feels when they are intensely stoned and feel like they are floating away.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!! I love that. Describes my orgasms beautifully!