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    I'm glad I can make you laugh and give you pleasure too!!!!!

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    Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    It takes many nails to build crib,
    but only one screw to fill it


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    Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.


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    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

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    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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    He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
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  10. Confucius say... flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills her coffee.
     
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    My ribs only hurt from laughing when I'm there with you. When you were Booty teasing me that was so HOT and Funny you caused Cock Confusion! My member didn't know what he was suppose to do because I was really turned on but was cracking up during that foreplay fun!
    Randy you give me Total Package Parties by giving me Unlimited Ultimate Pleasure! I'm sitting here now fantasizing about our Birthday Fun and the anticipation of those experiences is almost as exciting and pleasurable as our Parties. It makes coming to see you even Hotter because the fantasy doesn't come close to the Real Randy Ryder Experience!
    I can't wait for a lot of Rib Tickling Rydes and a Bootylicious Birthday Pleasure Party! We are going to have a lot of Fun!
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    I'm so excited for our upcoming adventures!!!

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    It is going to be a Super Sexy Summer Randy and a Fantastic Fall! I'm so Excited for our adventures to start during my Randy Birthday Buffet!
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  14. Love this one... (all of them, really) very clever. Reminds me of a "we were so poor" joke....

    We were so poor my mom cut the pockets out of our jeans so we would have something to play with on Christmas.
     

  15. Nothing truer was ever uttered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Yummy!!!!!

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    OMG!! I've never hear that before!

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  18. Thank you for sharing the Confucius wisdom, Randy! We all have a lot to learn... ;)
     
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    I'm coming there hungry Randy! Breakfast Brunch Lunch Dinner and a Midnight Randy Snack! What is on your DESSERT menu?
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    I don't know about Confucius but
    Tony says
    A Randy Party on your Birthday will take All the Stress Away and will be one Steamy Hot Sexy and Unforgettable Day!
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  21. Confucius say, "Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag."
     
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    A gentleman would be ashamed should his deeds not match his word.
     
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    HEHE, your so welcome Roxy!!

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    ;);););););););)

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    I am the dessert!! hehe!

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    Since it will be my Birthday can I spoil my dinner by eating DESSERT first?
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  27. Confucius say...wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse!
     
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    It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. Confucius
     
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    Never contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself. Confucius
     
  30. Woman who create humliating public scene for for man on first date not get second date.
     
  31. You made that up! LOL .... I'm gonna guess you're NOT into humiliation.
     
  32. LOL! I once took a date to very nice restaurant, to be followed by a concert. The behavior of my date was rude, argumentative, and disturbing to other diners, until the manager, a personal friend, asked me take her elsewhere.

    I explained I thought it a good idea to call it an early night, as we weren't getting along and took her home. I gave her the tickets in case she wanted to use them. I went home.

    I received an apology call the next morning, but declined a "do over" as I didn't think it was a good idea.

    My experience has been dates that show abusive or bizarre behavior tend to do so again. My trust can be regained, but it takes time and effort.

    And no, I do not enjoy humiliating or being humiliated unless planned ahead of time and done in private.
     
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    Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. Confucius
     
  34. I agree. Wish I'd known that before I married my ex!!!!
     

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