These Confucius say quotes always made my smile and laugh, thought I would share. They also get your mind going too! Hehe!! -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit LOL!! -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Man with beard who go down on woman, come back up with perm! -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Virgin woman who pricks at her cherry pit, devirginize herself. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Sexually turned on fireman who get close to fire, may burn wood. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
He who lives in a glass house should get dressed in the basement. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Man who go to bed with problem wake up with solution in hand. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
You always make me smile and these really cheer me up! You always bring out my sense of humor! I needed a good laugh! Can't wait for a lot of bday fun with you and maybe some standup....positions! LOL
YES!! I love to laugh!!! I'm glad I can bring a smile to your face! -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Not if doctor give vasectomy, first!!! TEE HEE!!! My vasectomy turns ***30*** next year. I'm so proud! My vasectomy...the doctor!!! #ChildFree
You really made my day. I needed to laugh and during our parties you know we laugh a lot but my spring break trip you had me cracking up teasing me with your famous asset. You had my ribs hurting and I couldn't get serious! Please Randy do that again it was HOT and Funny! You always Bring a smile to my face especially when we are partying and I am in need of lots at Birthday smiles and laughs and I can't wait for lots of Birthday Rydes!
