::Confucius Say:::

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep For my shadow in the pool can do better than that!
That's deep Confucius!
But really do you guys think Confucius really had a lot of friends? Imagine it's back in the day and your at party and things are cool then Confucius walks in!
Music stops! Everyone is thinking who invited Confucius?
Confucius would be that guy fucking up the party! He would be creating quotes about everything!
You getting something to drink. Confucius walks over and says
A punch bowl is Nothing without the punch.wtf
You trying to talk to a girl. Confucius walks over and Confucius Blocks You with this quote
Man at party probably looking for woman for the night not love forever!wtf
You laughing with some of your friends Confucius walks over and says
Laughter is good but think of those who have nothing to laugh about.wtf
LOL

 

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. Confucius

 

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.

 

I see I hear I remember I do I understand.

 

To see the right and to not do it is cowardice.

 

The object of the Superior man is truth.

 

Confucius had a lot of quotes but I'm thinking I'd hate to be one of his kids!
Everything you would do wrong you would get a Confucius quote.
I'd have a complex.LOL

 

He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good. Confucius

 

Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire. Confucius

 

Hey John I've been wanting to do anal party with Randy but this Confucius says has got me really conflicted!LOL

 

Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
Confucius

 

I LOVE QUOTES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. Confucius

 

I'm not Confucius but I know this...
Tony Dark Says Randy Ryder is Amazing!
A Wise Man would Book her for your first time an short time an Outdate Or Overnight but a Wiser Man would Book Randy Ryder and Pantera for a Two Girl Party!

 

Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Confucius

 

I like this one!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Yes!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Lol!

You are so cute and sweet!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Smart words to live by!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Me too! Love how everyone is adding their own!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Oh wow!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Yes you do!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

He just might be wink wink!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Lol!!!

Good one!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Ouch!!!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Call the fire department too!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Awww so are you! I think some of your sweetness is rubbing off on me during our parties! Can you give me a lot of Rydes so some of your cuteness rubs off on me?lol

 

Think about the Bullshit Confucius wife had to put with!
She would be like Confucius can we go out to dinner tonight?
Confucius would say
Man who works all day wants to stay at home to eat and play!
She would be like
All you had say was No!
I'm tired of you Bullshit Confucius!lol

 

I have the Beautiful Inspiring Brunette that is teaching me a lot!

 

We he was very wise! Anyone that comes to see you will be experiencing some of those Amazing things about you and a lot more!

 

Our parties are always Wet and Hot!

 

Only because our parties are so HOT we set off the fire alarms! Your parties are so HOT you should call them a 5 Alarm Randy Ryde!

 

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. Confucius

 

I like the sound of that!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

ALWAYS!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder