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December 2016

Illegal Las Vegas Escorts Vs. Licensed Nevada Brothel Courtesans: It's NO CONTEST!

By Rubi Valentine

-Kitkat Ranch Kitty

It’s a temptation that greets every horny tourist who visits Las Vegas–street flyers, newspaper listings, website ads, whispers from valet car parkers, and more–all advertising escorts that will visit you in your hotel room, quick, fast and easy. No fuss, no muss–allegedly. And that really should read, ALLEGEDLY. As a legal, licensed courtesan at the Alien Cathouse outside of Las Vegas–located just an hour by car from the Las Vegas strip–I know all too well about the temptation that so many Sin City visitors have, and the horrific reality they may face if they decide to indulge. We hear all the stories about the illegal prostitution trade just over the county line from Nye County, in Clark County, and believe me guys when I say this–it’s not worth it! Sorry to be a buzzkill, but prostitution is completely illegal in Clark County–Las Vegas–and only completely legal at places like the Alien Cathouse in Nye County. So let me explain just a little bit what that means, going to an illegal escort in Las Vegas, as opposed to coming out here to visit a licensed working girl at the Alien Cathouse.

The main scenario for illegal prostitution in Las Vegas is for an out-of-town tourist to make a phone call or go online to order up an escort to come directly to his hotel room. At first blush this looks practical, easy, and fun, and hundreds of thousands of tourists make such calls each year. But, the dangers to arranging such a liaison are serious, and potentially deadly, and cannot be ignored. Allow me to provide a handy-dandy rundown on the top 3 “differences” between illegal escorts, and the legal licensed Alien Cathouse: