December 2016
Love Ranch-Vegas Brothel Throwing Gala "Welcome Back From Rehab Lamar!!!"
Anti-Drug Party Celebration For Lamar Odom January 7th--Basketball Star Himself Tapped To Be Special Guest Host And Kick Off New Reality-TV Show!!!
The legal hookers at the Love Ranch-Vegas brothel (www.LoveRanch.net) where basketball great Lamar Odom nearly died from a massive drug overdose in 2015 are throwing a wild "Welcome Back Lamar!" anti-drug party tonight to celebrate the sport star's release thursday from a month-long drug rehab stint. Brothel owner Dennis Hof says he has personally invited Odom to not only guest-host his namesake gig--and is rolling out the red carpet for the addiction-troubled jock--but is offering to open the usually sacrosanct private doors of the bordello to serve as the kick-off episode of the ex-Mr. Khloe Kardashian's new reality-TV show. This would mark Odom's first return to the Crystal, Nevada bordello where the hard-partying celeb nearly flat-lined while on a multi-day sex and narcotics binge with a crew of licensed prostitutes. Hof says he fully expects Odom to show up at his famous whorehouse to helm the bash and use the Love Ranch-Vegas as the starting off point for his new media venture--but simultaneously warns Odem, "This time Lamar, just say no!"
Odom's October, 2015 near-death experience at the just-outside-of-Las Vegas brothel sparked a worldwide media sensation, as the tawdry details of his tryst with the courtesans, his reckless ingestion of illegal substances, and being almost pronounced brain-dead as a result, captured international headlines. And although Odom's life was saved by the quick-thinking emergency response by Love Ranch-Vegas staffers, the multi-millionaire celebrity has never returned to the scene of his OD, or in any way thanked those that jeopardized their own safety to snatch him from the jaws of a certain dope-induced death.
"This saturday night is the perfect time for Lamar to have the guts to finally re-visit the Love Ranch-Vegas and acknowledge my selfless employees that saved his life," says Hof. "And what better way for him to begin taping his new reality-TV show--by coming out of rehab to make a fresh start, and giving thanks personally to those, if not be for them, he would not be alive today. What could be a more beautiful TV moment than that?"
Hof says he also wants Odom to celebrate his recent newfound freedom as a divorced single man, and guarantees he will receive 24-hour attention from prostitutes who will be acutely focused on making sure there is no repeat of the 2015 scandal.
“This is a great way for Lamar to liberate himself from the Kardashian cartel in a place where he can be with loving women who truly care about his health and welfare,” Hof says. “The Love Ranch-Vegas saved Lamar’s life once, and we don’t want his divorce, or vulnerability to drugs, to lead to a downward spiral that puts his health in jeopardy again.”
Hof believes that the regulated drug-free, sex-rich environment of the Love Ranch-Vegaa is the perfect locale for Odom to finally forget Khloe and begin his new life as a liberated, eligible, and drug-free bachelor.
“My working girls will help Lamar forget the psychologically abusive situation of being a sidekick to Khloe, a woman obsessed with fame and superficiality, and help him understand what really matters in life: unbridled pleasur shared between people who care about each other--all experienced without illegal drugs,” says Hof.
Monica Monroe, one of the renowned prostitutes who discovered the nearly life-less Odom during his overdose at the brothel, is part of the select group of legal hookers offering to provide, for an indefinite period of time, 24-hour supervision for Odom during his return-stay at the popular prostie-house.
“Seeing Lamar passed out and choking was one of the worst experiences of my life,” Monroe said. “I never want that to happen to him again and I truly believe that the Love Ranch-Vegas is the best place for him to be right now for his psychological well-being.”
“When my girls are done with him, Lamar will reemerge into the world feeling like a new man with a bright, drug-free, Kardashian-free future--and the first episode of what could be the greatest
reality-TV show of all time!”
Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch (www.LoveRanch.net) is the Las Vegas area’s top destination for erotic adventure. Located just outside Las Vegas in Crystal, Nevada, the delightfully notorious sex den offers the finest in legal pay-for-play sex in a safe, discreet, and STI-free environment. Dennis Hof is the owner of seven licensed brothels located throughout Nevada and is the author of the book, "The Art Of The Pimp: A Love Story." He has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of colleges and events worldwide.
Dennis and the Bunny Ranch girls are available for interviews by contacting [email protected] or 775-720-9090.
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