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December 2016

Breakfast in Bed: Why Morning Sex is the Best

By Sunny Lane

-Love Ranch South Lover

Waking up first thing in the morning is never fun, but what if you had something incredible to look forward to? Picture this: Get dressed, get into your car, and head on over to the legal brothel for some hot morning sex and scrumptious breakfast in bed! Delicious waffles, with whipped cream and chocolate- followed by a fresh, tall glass of orange juice – cooked and served to you while you’re nice and naked under the sheets. If you ask us, that’s the perfect way to start off on the right side of the bed. Why not enjoy a Banana, while me and my girlfriends enjoy a different kind of breakfast (if you know what we mean…)

When you go out for breakfast, there’s a bevy of different options available: eggs and bacon, french toast, croissants – but here, we offer a different kind of combo. Not only are you getting a healthy, well balanced meal, you’re getting sexual satisfaction as the main course! Brunette and Redhead, with a side of fruit loops anyone? We can cater to your preferences: gluten free, low sugar, your favorite fruit, etc. It would be our pleasure to make your favorite breakfast combo even better. A healthy breakfast will be just the thing to give you the energy for incredible morning sex!

For us, Breakfast in Bed is the perfect girlfriend experience. You get to have one or two fresh-faced ladies cook for you, cuddle you, and of course, pleasure you. First thing in the morning we’re full of energy, and probably still in our pajamas too. If you’re looking for a memorable encounter, we strongly suggest indulging in morning sex. It’s something different than the normal ranch encounter- more intimate, personal, and friendly! Morning sex is the best- and not just for the breakfast! It activates all the feel good hormones that will continue to flow throughout the rest of your day. You’ll feel energized, refreshed, and ready to take on whatever the day brings you. Most importantly, it’s fantastic motivation to wake up!