Here are my reviews...Last updated 10-11-13 Thank you for your interest. Oreo Party with Crystal and Malika Author: milehighguy Date: November 15,2013 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=76309 With winter approaching, I booked an appointment with Crystal for mid-November, knowing it might be my last visit to the Love Ranch this year. As I waited at the airport for my flight, Crystal tweeted about a hot and steamy kiss that she had shared with Malika on Ustream that night. They promised they would reenact the kiss for me when I got to the Ranch, then teased me further when they posted a sexy picture of themselves on Twitter offering a special on a two-girl “Oreo party”. I spent the next few hours fantasizing about these two gorgeous women, and the flight to Reno and drive to the Love Ranch seemed to take forever. When I arrived at the Love Ranch, Crystal met me at the bar wearing a brightly colored top and a short skirt that hugged her sumptuous hips and tight ass. We caught up a little while we waited for Malika, who joined us in a black and white outfit that showed off her exquisite breasts and toned legs. We spent some time listening to the DJ as the ladies helped me unwind from my trip. Crystal and Malika are obviously good friends, and their familiarity with each other created a fun, laid back, but sexually charged atmosphere. Although I had partied with Crystal before, this was my first time with Malika. But as the three of us sat in the parlor, talking and joking together, it felt like we had known each other for years. We eventually went back to the VIP room, where we started our party in the jacuzzi tub. Having two beautiful women stroking my body while we soaked in a hot bubble bath was a glorious sensation, and served as a wonderful prelude to the rest of the night. We moved to the bed, and it quickly became apparent that Malika and Crystal’s enjoyment of each other extended to the bedroom. After some hot foreplay, the ladies pulled out their favorite sex toys. Watching Crystal and Malika use their toys on each other was indescribably sexy, and I can’t remember the last time I’ve been so aroused. Finally, the ladies turned their attentions on me, leading to some intense sex that left all of us drained. As we cleaned up after our party, we laughed when we realized the ladies had soaked through seven layers of sheets and bedding, and joked about coming up with a new recipe for “seven layer dip”. Afterwards, relaxing in the parlor, we marveled at the connection we had felt, and immediately decided we would have to repeat this party as soon as possible. Thanks to Crystal and Malika for one of the best nights I have had at the Love Ranch. Their fantastic chemistry, sparkling personalities, and unbelievable sex appeal make them an incredible team. It’ll be hard to top this party, but as long as Malika and Crystal are willing to try, so am I. LRN and Crystal Jon are Amazingly Intoxicating! A thank you Author: Xavier46 Date: October 21-22 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=75207&p=12068060#p12068060 Thank You Crystal Jon, Tiana Rose, and LRN. Crystal Jon is intoxicating, sexy, fun, and stunning. Her glaze and smile are mesmerizing and disarming. Her warm personality is infectious. And the pornstar experience was mind blowing. So much so the next day, I had to stop by LRN in the morning to repeat. Nearly missed my flight. Thank you for the fun times. I absolutely will be heading back out to party sometime soon! Tiana Rose is a sexy, sultry, real, and intelligent woman. She gave me an amazing tour and orientation to brothels. Thank you and I appreciate what you do for our troops! Hello Kitty Bartender is crazy, sexy, cool! Do not buy that house. Absolutely get the microwave or the 40k ring! A perfect weekend with the perfect Crystal Jon Author: MileHighGuy Date: July 2013 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=73789&p=12060441#p12060441 Crystal and I had talked about going on an extended outdate for several months, and our schedules finally matched up in late July. I stopped by the Love Ranch Saturday afternoon to finalize our plans, but when Crystal showed me the dress she would be wearing to dinner the following evening, I couldn’t resist booking a party with her. It was only a short party, but it was a nice prelude to our outdate. I picked up Crystal the next morning at 11:00, and she looked beautiful in a cute sundress that showed off her slim body. We laughed as my tiny rental car struggled with the mountain roads, but we eventually got to Incline Village, where we had an appointment for a couples massage at the Stillwater Spa. The masseuses were fantastic, and the long full-body massages left us completely relaxed. Our spa treatment ended with a soak in a neat infinity tub. The water was scalding when we first got in, but felt wonderful once we added some cooler water. It was tempting to get naughty in the spa suite, but we were on a tight schedule. After getting dressed Crystal and I walked across the street to the beach, where we boarded a 55 foot catamaran for a two-hour cruise of Lake Tahoe. The warm, sunny weather was perfect for sailing, and I can’t think of anyone I would rather have spent the afternoon with. After the cruise, Crystal and I drove back to Carson City and got ready for dinner. As we showered together, it again took all of my self-control not to suggest that we skip dinner. Hunger ultimately won out and we enjoyed a nice meal at Duke’s Steakhouse, with Crystal looking stunning in the ivory dress that she had shown me the day before. After Crystal tried to eat a piece of prime rib that was as big as her head, we went back to my hotel where we finished the night with some of the most mind-blowing sex I have ever had. Thanks again to Crystal for an amazing weekend, and as always, I can’t wait until my next trip. Josie Viper and Crystal Jon, a food fun party Author: Thunderstorm Date: July 29, 2013 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=73509 Crystal Jon & Josie Viper So Josie and I made a human sundae out of Crystal. We put Chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, honey, and whipped cream all over Crystals torso and pussy and topped each nipple with a star shaped marshmallow. I thought to myself that this would be too much sugar, but it was quite good in actuality. Josie and I devoured Crystal and licked all the yummy sticky mess clean, from chin to pussy. We ended Crystal's part with shattering orgasms from a vibrator and then my fingers and mouth. Crystal had a strong P wave orgasm and it was beautiful to behold. After Crystal's time was up, I spent the remainder of the party with Josie, this involved more chocolate sauce and a banana and more oral sex. Josie too had a P wave orgasm. This was a super fun party. Upon remembering it, I wonder to myself if a 69 with chocolate sauce would be fun to do.... Josie and Crystal are beautiful and fun and creative girls and great kissers. Thank you ladies! CRYSTAL JON ---- BIRTHDAY SEX ---- CRYSTAL JON Author: KaraokeSinger Date: July 22, 2013 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=73792 Birthday Sex... Girl you know I, girl you know I Don't need candles and cake, just need your body to make Birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex - Jeremih I though it would be a good idea to surprise Crystal Jon for her Birthday… it was. I drove to the LRN and entered through the door with a Chocolate Cake in hand. I sat down at the bar while they asked for Crystal to come out as she had a visitor… She came out shortly after and for those of you who have met her you have to love the coyish smile that is in stark contrast with her persona in the bedroom. After a bit of the Captain we talked and then went to the room to negotiate… that went smoothly like everything else does with Crystal! We came back out and decided to do the cake thing so we went into the kitchen and I errr serenaded her with my rendition of Happy Birthday. I then cut the cake and we ate together and shared the rest with a few of the ladies. After having our fill of chocolate we decided it was time head back to the bedroom and follow the lyrics set forth by Jeremih… We work our way from kitchen stoves and tables Girl you know I'm only able to please, yeah Say you wanted flowers on the bed But you got me and now it's on again… You say you want passion and I think you found it Get ready for action, don't be astounded We switchin' positions, you feel so rounded Tell me where you want your gift, girl? Crystal is an exceptional lover… she worked every part of my body and I did my best to respond in kind… we achieved some incredible heights as well as significant dehydration! I am not sure who really gave who a gift that night but I will say this… it was the Happiest Birthday Sex I ever had ! Happy Birthday Crystal Jon.. I hope you have many many more! Respectfully, KS My favorite treat: Crystal with a Cherry on top Author: MileHighGuy Date: June 2013 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=73788&p=12060440#p12060440 (Sorry for another late review.) I made an appointment with Crystal in June to take advantage of her rebook special. My plan had been to book for an hour, then see how many times I could rebook until I ran out of energy or until I ran out of money. Crystal came up with an even better idea, suggesting we include Cherry for part of our party. How could I resist? The party started with Crystal showing off some lingerie for me. Crystal looked exquisite, but the lingerie didn’t stay on very long. It had been a couple months since I had seen Crystal, so we spent a long time relaxing and catching up. Crystal is a perfect companion, and I love spending time with a gorgeous, charming woman who lets me be myself and places no demands on me. After a couple hours, we took a quick break and had Cherry join us. I’m always amazed by Cherry’s beautiful eyes, sexy smile, and voluptuous body. Cherry had brought some toys with her, and I soon found myself blindfolded while Crystal and Cherry kissed and caressed me all over. The sensation was indescribable (until Crystal started tickling me and I nearly threw her off the bed). Then it was Crystal’s turn to be blindfolded while Cherry and I played with her body. The next hour flew by far too quickly, and before we knew it our party was over. Next time, it’s Cherry’s turn to be blindfolded. CRYSTAL JON >>>>>> CAT PEOPLE <<<<<< CRYSTAL JON Author: KaraokeSinger Date: June 13, 2013 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=72829 I walked in and there she was… In a classy black dress just liked she promised… she looked like a panther as she moved toward me and smiled with that mischievous cheshire smile of hers. I held her in my arms and my hand instinctively moved up the back of her neck and into her beautiful hair. It had been a while since we had been in each others company and I could feel that we were both anxious to get started. I grabbed a quick drink and we wasted little time heading back to the room to negotiate. It was a quick negotiation and we took care of the pleasantries and retired back to her room. Crystal is such a sensuous woman and as the dress slid to the floor revealing her sleek sexy form I wasted no time in taking off my clothes in unison. I pressed my body against hers and we embraced and kissed… slowly… deeply… I picked her up while we kissed and laid her down on the bed and took a moment to look at her as she laid there… her eyes bright with passion. I grabbed the condom off the bed and noticed it was the same uniquely inscribed condom that was left over from our last encounter she had saved it for this occasion. She always has a way to make you feel special and I was feeling SPECIAL! I took my time and slowly worked my way from her neck to her breasts then down to her beautiful abs, taking my time at each location to truly enjoy her. I then kissed the inside of her thighs and caressed her… she was so wet I could no longer wait. Our bodies became one as we merged together slowly and passionately she took me in. We were lost in the moment… the chemistry we shared was evident in every thrust as she moaned and bucked drenching the sheets with each orgasm. We were both dripping in the sweat of our desire for each other as the sound of the loudspeaker pierced the room momentarily distracting us from our pleasure. Unfazed by the interruption we returned to the mutual delight we were experiencing. We were both no longer holding back … arching and thrusting, we built up to a crescendo and then we came together her nails dug firmly in my back while I pulled her ever so tightly while we kissed consummating our first hour together that night. That’s how it was that night and always is with ME and CRYSTAL JON!! Dream Team: Crystal & Ally Author: MileHighGuy Date: June 2013 Review Link: [urlhttp://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=73787][/url] This is a much overdue review of a party from June. Fortunately, the women and the party were unforgettable. I had tried to set up a two-girl party with Crystal and Ally for months, and I finally found a night during which they were both available. When I arrived at the Love Ranch, Ally greeted me with a warm hug. As always, Ally looked gorgeous with her beautiful smile and stunning body. We spent some time chatting in the parlor, and Ally helped me unwind from a long day of work and a bumpy plane ride. Crystal eventually joined us, looking dazzling in a sleek dress that hugged her fine body. It turned out this was the first time Ally and Crystal were partying together, and they were as excited as I was. We took advantage of the VIP room and started the party in the jacuzzi tub. As nice as it was to drink champagne while soaking in a hot bubble bath, we soon decided to move to the bed. Individually, Crystal and Ally give great parties. Both are incredibly beautiful and caring, and I’ve enjoyed every minute I’ve been with them. And as I expected, they make an amazing team. It was unbelievably sexy watching them party together for the first time, especially when Crystal introduced Ally to one of her favorite toys. Ally and Crystal seemed to feed off each other, and when the call came to rebook, I couldn’t resist spending more time with these delightful women. We took a short break out on the patio, gazing at the stars on a warm Nevada night. Then we went back to the VIP room for round two, which left me exhausted but immensely satisfied. Thanks to Crystal and Ally for a fantastic night. This was one of the best parties I’ve had at the Love Ranch, and I can’t wait to repeat it. Crystal Jon- DAMN GIRL Author: Ankou_Reaper Date: June 02, 2012 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=72612 When i was planning this trip, I had my fingers crossed that Crystal was going to be at the ranches. I decided that fate wasn't kind to those who don't take action. So after some flirting (okay, a lot of flirting) I made an appointment with her and we planned a short but oh so sweet party. Though the Internet issues at the ranches prevent Crystal from being as chat oriented as she once was, she still is respected by the boards as someone who is frequent in chat. She loves to flirt and play around. We got into a tickle fight in the parlor that was hilarious. She really is a fun person to be friends with. It didn't take long for Crystal to have me back in her too , and we had a really fun party it was lots of giggling and joking but very sensual as well. She really knows how to please a man! Her oral skills are simple divine! it was as much fun as I remember the first time being! Crystal was pretty busy this trip . Shes very popular with the gentlemen callers so if you are going to the Love Ranch make an appointment! Shes not one you wanna miss! Day and Night with CRYSTAL JON Author: Karaokesinger Date: February 23, 2013 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=70485 I was excited to spend some time with Crystal Jon. It had been a while since our last encounter and I was looking forward to being with her again. My opportunity arose on a recent trip and I took full advantage of it. Due to my schedule with some activities in Reno I decided to split my party into two sessions one in the day and one at night. Upon my arrival I walked into the parlor… it was unusual for me to actually arrive with sunlight in the sky as I am usually leaving when the sun is up . Nonetheless I sat down in the parlor and Crystal came out to meet me… we talked for a bit and then went back to the room to settle up on the party… Crystal is such a nice person and has a great sense of humor so I really love joking with her and the staff during this process. Once the pleasantries were out of the way we retreated back to her room. Crystal keeps her room warm so it was nice and cozy when I got there and we took very little time in stripping each other down. Crystal is an amazing lover and we have a tremendous chemistry between us. Even though she is a petite woman she is a big time dynamo in the bed. The passion we shared for each other was evident in the wet, wild, multi-orgasmic adventures we took each other on during our time together. After the conclusion of the daytime session we retreated to the parlor and talked about numerous subjects as she is an intriguing lady, great conversationalist and easy to be around. You forget where you are and all earthly troubles when you are with her. The second part of the party was even better than the first and we once again had a spectacular time together. I really want to say how much I appreciate Crystal because of the time she spends chatting with board members online to the way she treats everyone with so much consideration, kindness and respect. From the early days when she was online to now she has been a bright, beautiful, and sexy ray of sunshine to me. You will not find a more giving and unselfish person in the bedroom, parlor, or chat… I hope everyone will take the time to get to know her and experience this lovely woman… Thank you so much for a great time Ms Jon! I look forward to many more exceptional encounters! An amazing threesome with Crystal Jon and Red Satin Author: milehighguy Date: Feb 22/23, 2013 Review Link:http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=70049&p=11864158#p11864158 I arrived at the Love Ranch Friday night during Betty Page’s birthday party. As usual, Crystal looked dazzling in a dress that showed off her stunning body and legs. Her beauty is matched only by her wonderful personality, and Crystal proved again how delightful she is as we talked in the parlor. Our party began with Crystal giving me a massage that relaxed all my muscles. My stomach started growling because I had missed dinner, but I was soon dining on something much tastier. The rest of the party is a blur to me as we transitioned from position to position, reveling in each other’s bodies. The time flew by and far too soon the party was over. We hung out at the bar for a while, chatting with Kylie Jae, Red Satin and Cherry Bang as they rocked some sweet mustaches (Red posted some pictures in her thread http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=69998). This led to the most memorable lineup I have ever seen, and both Kylie and Red had me rolling with laughter as they flirted with one of the guys at the bar. I finally left around 4:30am to get some sleep, but not before making plans with Crystal for the following night. I returned to the Love Ranch Saturday during karaoke. After being entertained by the musical talents of the beautiful ladies, Crystal and I went back to negotiate our party. I had enjoyed joking around with Red the previous night, so I suggested a threesome and happily both Crystal and Red agreed. We took advantage of the VIP room, starting off in the jacuzzi tub with a nice bubble bath. It was amazing having two gorgeous women stroking and caressing me, but the fun really started when we moved to the bed. Red had impressed me with her personality and humor when we first met, but it was her curvy body that blew me away this night. It was the first time Crystal and Red had partied together, and watching them get better acquainted was incredibly sexy. Of course, things got much hotter when they invited me to join them. All three of us enjoy pleasing our partners, and it was thrilling as we tried out different configurations. Both Crystal and Red were very vocal during the party, which was a huge turn on for me, and they fed off each other’s energy. My self-control was sorely tested, but fortunately I was able to keep up with these erotic women. All three of us needed a chance to catch our breath when the party was over, but we immediately decided that we would have to repeat this party in the future. Thanks again to Crystal, Red, and the wonderful ladies of the Love Ranch for another memorable weekend. As always, I cannot wait until my next visit. Author: Marathonman Date: Feb 22, 2013 "Last night I made the long drive to have another party with Crystal Jon. She has become my favorite at the LRN. She was waiting for me as I made an appt. with her. Crystal looked so hot and sexy in the dress she was wearing. She surprised me with a bottle of champagne and then took me to the VIP room. Once there Crystal made me feel like a real VIP. I had the best party so far. She does everything to make you have a great time and feel sooo good. I get so turned on by the little sounds she makes. Although there are plenty of hot ladies at the Ranch I always go to see Crystal. She gives me all the good things in the GFE. I hope to be back real soon." Author: Marathonman Date: Jan 18, 2013 "I arrived at the LRN at 3pm last Friday to make my appt. w/Crystal Jon. She was waiting and looked beautiful as usual. Crystal cut her hair abit shorter and alot redder. Very sexy. We sat and talked before going to her room. She always makes me relax. Our party was great as I always enjoy a little afternoon delight. Crystal has this thing where she takes your whole body and wraps it around her little finger. I would never go to the LRN if Crystal wasn't there. She's the only one I want. However, afterwards I stayed to watch the live stream w/Dennis Hof and the girls. Crystal interduced me to Josie Viper and now I have to find a way to arrange a tag team match for next time. One girl can rest while the other gets busy w/me." CRYSTAL JON REDUX: NOT JUST ANOTHER PARTY… AN EXPERIENCE Author: KARAOKESINGER Date: Dec 27, 2012 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=68415 "I had already partied twice with Crystal Jon one party the day before and the second party was another unforgettable two-girl party with our MVP Josie Viper. After the party with Josie I retired to the Parlor to relax and reflect on the activities that had just transpired minutes ago. Adam greeted me with a CAPN and COKE and I just kicked back and chilled as it was early in the morning but I was not ready to head back to my Hotel. Crystal eventually joined me and we chatted for a long time. The time went by quickly as she is an easy person to talk to and we seem to have a lot in common. We talked about ordering breakfast and that seemed like a good plan to me so we were waiting for 7:00am to roll around so we could get something from the Gold Dust Grill. However at 7:00am there was something else on our minds besides scrambled eggs and sourdough toast… so I broke the tension and asked her if she wanted to have another party with me. She said yes and grabbed my hand to finish the details on the negotiation… We started with the idea of just having oral sex and that was fine with me as I was still feeling a bit spent from the previous parties. About 5 minutes into the party it was clear to me that a 15 minute oral sex party was not going to satisfy my desires at that point so we decided to go for a full party. Still not sure where we were at with regard to stamina we set up the party as a prepaid hour party with a 30 minute option… we both were tired especially me as this was the tail end of my trip and I had already partied quite a bit so I was not sure how much I had left to give to this beautiful woman but I certainly had the best intentions to do my best to please her and she me so it was no surprise that at the 30 minute mark when the call to rebook came through the speaker we opted for the full party… but we could barely speak intelligible English at that point as we were intensely engaged in some full on passionate sex. I must state that we both are “givers” so there was a lot of giving going on from both parties. But at this particular stage and to my delight the giving was having a tremendous effect on Crystal resulting in a sustain 30 minutes of ecstasy that included at least 6 or more orgasms (not including mine), each one wet with increasing intensity (this is estimated as I was not counting I was busy giving ). At the end Crystal turned the tables and focused her energies on “giving” me complete and utter satisfaction which ended in a crescendo of pleasure for both of us. We cuddled exhausted and basking in the afterglow of our encounter. The post party shower and embrace seem surreal as I was still reeling from the passion expended just minutes before. But after a quick drink and long embrace I made it to my car and drove to my hotel and fell asleep staring at the ceiling reminiscing about Crystal and our time together. I have chatted with Crystal subsequent to this meeting… I did not want to write this review… as I have not recovered, not regained perspective, and not forgotten one minute, one second of this rendezvous. I truly suspect that I may never forget it. However, I can only wish that others will be fortunate enough to have the same experience that I shared with Crystal. She is truly the epitome of the GFE. KS" Three's not a crowd with Crystal, Marianna and Oi Author: milehighguy Date: Dec 26, 2012 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=68407 "As a Christmas present to myself, I went skiing in Tahoe. The mountains got tons of snow, but most of the lifts were closed due to high winds. Fortunately, my parties at the Love Ranch made up for the disappointing skiing. I arrived at the Love Ranch Saturday during karaoke. As usual, Crystal looked stunning with her sultry smile and a tight black dress that showed off her slim body. After watching the beautiful women of the Love Ranch sing for a while, Crystal and I went back to negotiate. Crystal surprised me by recommending that I book another girl for part of our party. A threesome has always been one of my fantasies and when Crystal suggested Marianna, one of the women I had met during karaoke, I quickly agreed. Crystal and I began the party in the VIP room by ourselves. As we got reacquainted with each other, we lost track of time and before we knew it, Marianna was joining us for the second portion of the party. One of the things that had struck me when I met Marianna was her beautiful eyes, but it was her voluptuous body that had my full attention as she undressed. We started in the jacuzzi tub, and I was soon sandwiched between them, with Marianna rubbing my back and Crystal rubbing my feet. Marianna started a game of “Truth or Dare” that turned into us daring each other to lick and suck on one another’s body parts. Moving to the bed, I quickly learned that the only thing better than sex with a beautiful woman is sex with two beautiful women. At one point, Crystal told me to look in the mirror. Watching Marianna riding me cowgirl while Crystal straddled my head is a sight I will never forget. I returned to the Love Ranch the next night, and Crystal and I again took advantage of the VIP room. Despite all the time we had spent partying together, Crystal and I found some new positions that we hadn’t tried before. Knowing how much fun I had had during our threesome the previous night, Crystal suggested that we invite another girl to party with us again. I told her I didn’t have any more money, so I was surprised when Crystal disappeared for a few minutes and returned with Oi, a gorgeous Asian with long black hair, a pretty face, and a tight body. For the second time in two nights, I found myself lying on my back while two beautiful women took turns riding me and sitting on my face. Crystal continues to astound me with her incredible beauty, wonderful personality, and amazing generosity. She always goes out of her way to make sure I enjoy our parties, and I cherish all the moments we have shared, both in and out of the bedroom. Marianna and Oi are also gorgeous and fun to party with, and I look forward to spending more time with both of them. In fact, for my next visit, I may try to book all three of them at the same time. Weather Outside was Frightful... Crystal & Josie Delight Author: Karaokesinger Date: Dec 25, 2012 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=68385 "It all started innocently enough on the Chat Board long ago where I met Crystal Jon. Overtime Crystal joined the lovers over at the LRN. So for my Christmas gift to me and in spite of the Winter Warlocks effort to deny access I decided to head to the Reno/Moundhouse for some BR and LRN fun! This particular night was the second night of my trip and I had grabbed a room at the GOLD DUST HOTEL and Casino (MARKETING PLUG) as it was convenient and well appointed. I headed over the LRN as I was eager to meet up with Crystal Jon and Josie Viper as our previous nights discussion led us to the possibility of partying as a threesome besides it was Karoake Night where else would you expect me to go . Upon my arrival... I rang the bell like the postman (twice) and asked for Crystal Jon and or Josie Viper... I was informed they would be out in a few minutes so I grabbed a CAPN n Coke and a seat in the Parlor. Josie was the first out and she was adorned in a Santa Hat and Sexy Santa gear... the only problem was she was looking for some guy named Chad and since I did not have a sweater with a POLO Horse on it she look right past me for this ficticious Chad character. Undaunted I drew here attention and informed here it was actually I that was there to see her and she said good because she had no idea who Chad was .... After a few more minutes Crystal walked out and we grabbed some drinks and engaged in some lively conversation. After several minutes we decided to get down to business and discuss the possibility of a threesome which was exciting because it would be the first girl on girl for Crystal. We negotiated a price quickly and opted for the VIP room which was well equipped with sex swing and something I will simply call the apparatus (black chair with handles for optimal angles)... I also requested Josie keep the Santa hat on during the party as it added a festive vibe to the whole thing. We undressed and began taking showers where I was mesmerized by the beautiful bodies of Crystal and Josie. Josie has a petite, cut athletic build with gorgeous breasts and one of the nicest baby bdonka donks you have ever seen. Crystal has a petite classic build with smooth lines and topped off with her mesmerizing exotic looks I knew I was in for a special treat! After we showered began what I call the 3 phased party... ME PHASE (Focused on yours truly), WE PHASE (focused on the ladies) and the GEE PHASE (GEE lets try this out so we can see what this thing can do?). As with my other reviews I typically spare the sexual details (typically losing the half of the audience at this point) but I must bring to your attention two things that were the highlight of the party. First I would like to reward Josie the MVP trophy as her words of encouragement during the WE PHASE of the party seem to truly enhance the first time experience of MS Crystal Jon. The second highlight was the unexpected return of the WATERWORKS show rivaled only by the famed Bellagio experience from my previous review. I will affectionately call this one the SuperSoaker as I was just glad to have a hand in making the event a successful one! So if you like beautiful multi-orgasmic squirters who are Division 1 Sexual Athletes then I suggest you request the tag team of Crystal Jon and Josie Viper. You will not be disappointed! KS" An unforgettable evening with Crystal Jon Author: milehighguy Date: Nov 25, 2012 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=67630&p=1417522#p1417522 "I’d been looking forward to seeing Crystal again since I first met her in early October. When she posted her Thanksgiving week specials, I knew I had to take advantage of them. I initially planned on booking two parties on two separate days, but Crystal suggested I combine the appointments into one longer appointment and that we make it an outdate. It ended up being one of the best ideas ever. Unfortunately, the lateness of my flight and Crystal’s broken foot limited our options. I ended up booking a jacuzzi room at the Gold Dust West, and we decided to have a nice dinner before partying in my hotel room. My flight landed early and I got to the Love Ranch before my appointment time, so I had a drink at the bar as Crystal finished getting ready. She looked stunning in her tight dress and sexy boots, and as usual her smile lit up the room. We took a limo to the Gold Dust West, chatting about what we’d done since we last saw each other and our Thanksgiving plans. The food we ordered was good, but dinner was made even better by Crystal’s delightful company. Crystal is an amazing person, and the more I get to know her the more I admire her. I loved sharing stories and laughing with her as we ate, but at times all I could do was stare at her and think how lucky I was to be spending time with her. After dinner, we went back to my hotel room. We started off in the jacuzzi tub giving each other massages. When the water got cold and our skin started to wrinkle, we moved to the bed, which was incredibly comfortable. Crystal is a fantastic lover, very enthusiastic and always eager to please. Her lovemaking skills are unbelievable, and I love how much she enjoys what she does. Each time we party is better than the last, as we learn more about what each other likes. After a couple hours, I was worn out and needed a break. We spent some more time in bed together, lying in each other’s arms and trying not to fall asleep. Unfortunately, it was too late and I was too tired for another round of sex, so we got dressed and headed back to the Love Ranch. We finished the night hanging out in the parlor while Crystal sipped a Shirley Temple, talking about everything from healthcare to our personal OCD quirks. I finally left around 5 AM so we could both get some rest. Thank you, Crystal for one of the best nights I’ve had in recent memory. I’m already looking forward to the next time." Author: marathonman Date: Nov 21,2012 "I want to give a review of my lastest party with Crystal Jon. Since I made an appt. weeks ago Crystal gave us an extra 20 minutes. After we went back to her room she showed me that she was wearing the underwear I requested. I saw Crystal wearing that in one of her photos. Crystal is so warm and giving. She wants only to please you and that she does. Our time together was hot and heavy. I worked up a real sweat. She made sure we had plenty to drink afterwards. Crystal even said she would pick out another girl next time so that we can have a hot threesome. Crystal is the reason I always go back to the Love Ranch." Author: marathonman Date: Oct 11,2012 "I went to the Love Ranch to see a special girl but she wasn't there. I was about to leave when this beautiful woman came over to where I was sitting at the bar. Her name was Crystal and she sat w/me and was so sweet. Instead of leaving I asked Crystal to have a party with me. She was so beautiful and warm. Crystal made me relax and feel like we had known each other for awhile. I only wish I had more time with her. I'm making plans for going back real soon. I check in on the web site every now and then just to see her picture. Crystal made me so glad I stayed." An amazing weekend with Crystal Jon Author: milehighguy Date: Oct 10, 2012 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=66276&p=1385694#p1385694 "I paid my first visit to the Love Ranch last Saturday. Crystal immediately caught my attention, with her exotic looks and mischievous smile. As beautiful as she is in her pictures, she’s even more amazing in person. This being one of my first times at a brothel, I was very nervous. Crystal helped me relax, chatting with me until I was completely at ease. Crystal has a stunning body and is a fantastic kisser, and she worked hard to make sure our time together would be unforgettable. The next day, I returned to the Love Ranch and booked a longer party with Crystal. As incredible as the sex was, equally nice were the times we spent relaxing and massaging each other’s bodies. Crystal was a joy to be with and the time flew by far too quickly. After our party, we spent some time in the parlor chatting about everything from football to pole dancing, and I learned that Crystal’s beauty and skill in the bedroom are surpassed only by her wonderful personality. It’s been a long time since I’ve had that much fun, and I’m already planning a return trip." Crystal the Queen of Chat Author: Ankou_Reaper Date: Oct 06, 2012 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=66161&p=1381803#p1381803 "So my first party of my recent trip was with Crystal. As many readers of this know, Crystal is a chat regular. She is in there more than any other Bunny or Lover, and I don't think it's even close. She loves to keep the guys entertained and we all appreciate it. I think she's the queen of chat because she is always in there! Crystal and I started down out path to pleasure town back in August. When I wasn't having my birthday bash or spending time with ladies, I hung out in the parlor. Crystal was always there and always willing to hang out and talk, even though she had no obligation too. She never pressured me into a party, and never hinted at it. She was just there to talk and I knew that if I wanted to party with her, she would be willing to in a heart beat. So when I decided to come back to the Love Ranch this week, Crystal was a must party. And I am very glad I did! We flirted all the time on chat and spent a ton of time getting to know each other in the weeks leading up to the party. We knew we had chemistry, so it was just the anticipation that was so much fun! For those of you who havn't met Crystal in person, her sig doesn't do her justice. She is absolutely beautiful. Dennis and I actually spent some time talking about both her beauty and personality. For looks, she's a stone cold thriller. She has an ass that makes you drool, a "come and get me" grin, and the rest is a complete package. Her personality is what really draws a man in. You want a sexy seductress who pushes every button right and makes you melt in her mouth or hand (sex pun )? She's your gal. Want a playful gal pal who has a goofy but cute personality that makes you feel like best friends? She's your gal? Want to just rip of each others cloaths and go at it like horny high schoolers? She is definetly you gal! When I walked through the doors of the LR, Crystal came from her room and greeted me like we were long lost friends. We spent a little time chatting before we decided to head to the back room. Negotiations were painless, and we were booked and partying in no time. Now, Crystal told me her oral skills were known to be able to "wake the dead". I wasn't dead when I walked in there, but I was awake in no time! She is amazing at her skill. She goes at it with gusto and makes you see heaven. And for the sex itself? Well.... details are not my forte and I feel best to leave most of it to the imagination, but I must say It was worth the wait! I also have to go into a little detail about how much fun Crystal was. I love to bring gifts, and I brought her some sexy outfits, which I will post pictures of once she approves or let her do it, but my favorite gift was a pair of Red Furry Handcuffs. Crystal was more than excited when she was cuffed to her bed frame in a very provacitive situation. With that beaitful booty in the air with her in such a sexy way.... Well.... amazing times ensued After the party we showered up and had a little more touchy feely kissing moments as the hot water ran over our bodies. It was a great way to finish the party. Guys, Crystal is always in chat, so I'm assuming you've all talked with her at some point. Her personality is even better in person. She can be anything you need her to be and does it with such grace. She is definetly a huge asset to the Love Ranch and I can't wait for round two! Crystal, thanks for being the best way to start out my party trip. The build up was amazing and we had such an amazing time together! You are awesome and I hope everyone else visits you soon!" A Saturday Afternoon with CRYSTAL JON Author: Crock Harker Date: Sept 17, 2012 Review Link: http://www.bunnyranch.com/chat/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=65323 "Over the past few weeks, I have been getting to know Crystal during my ranch visits as well as her frequent visits into chat. We have had some great conversations and I felt like I really needed to get to know her better in the bedroom! Crystal is a really funny, down to earth, intelligent woman. She is also extremely beautiful (high cheek bones and a terrific smile on a very slender, toned framed). I arrived at the ranch around Noon and Crystal came out wearing a very cute, form fitting black dress. We sat in the parlor talking for a bit before heading back to her room. When we got back to her room to start our party, began kissing and I noticed what amazing, full lips Crystal has. You don't notice them when she smiles, but you certainly do when she plants a hot, steamy kiss on your lips! We had some very hot foreplay, before I asked her to lay down on the bed. I began to stimulate her orally and found out she is VERY vocal in the bedroom! That was a real turn on to hear her enjoying herself. We traded places and she started on me. Crystal has some amazing oral techniques, which I will keep to myself, as I would hate to spoil the surprise for others! After Round 1, we lay on the bed talking and cuddling. Crystal is a snuggler, so be ready! For Round 2, we did some cowgirl before finishing up with an intense handjob and more oral! One thing we both discovered about each other was that we can make the other's leg twitch uncontrollably! Crystal: I had a fantastic time with you! You are a sweet, fun and sexy woman! I look forward to having more fun with you!" Author: Offleash Date: July 30, 2012 Review Link: http://sex-in-nevada.net/smforum/index.php/topic,8785.msg92679.html#msg92679 "First, sorry I was not able to attend any functions last week. Sexond, er, I mean second, I wanted to thank all those who have been putting in good words on the LRN. It's been years since I drove down the cul de sac, and all the talk finally motivated me to get my ass out there. I set out to meet a few girls and put some names and faces together. Was able to get into LRN without a lineup, and pulled up to the bar and got a beer. Ladies came up to talk to me and were very gracious, even as I explained my mission, and rambled on about unrelated subjects as well. I think I talked to Hailey, Cherry Bang, Mia, a girl who didn't really seem to speak any english, and I think I am forgetting at least one other. Then there was a pause and I looked over at a cute girl with a computer on the couch. She beckoned me over and I obliged. She said she was Crystal, and we had a nice chat. She has the cutest impish, mischievous grin and totally had me hooked. So ya, after more years than I care to remember, the dog finally partied again at LRN! What a sweetheart, Crystal, oh my that cute grin is backed up by a kind heart, mmmmm Jagged, are you listening?" Leash
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews Awesome Crystal. I will show you how to organize the links, because in some point the post won't take more characters. So talk to me sometime tomorrow. XOXO
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews Thank you Kimberly, I am excited I finally got some up lol...patience is a virtue right??? Well I have been pretty patient so...lol
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:10/14/12) The research will be long and hard, but the end result should be climatic lol
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:10/14/12) Sometimes, that is what it takes to get sufficiant and accurate data thoroughly collected and analyzed for further review. (do i sound like a scientist yet hahaha)
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:10/14/12) LOL ! A little too much but the mental image of you wearing glasses & nothing but a lab coat is HOT ! lol
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:10/14/12) Sounds like a very hot pic spread idea I will most definately keep that one in mind.
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:10/14/12) That one is going to cost ya ! Tell you what, no charge if you promise to demonstrate this mind numbing oral experience that you keep telling me about, during our party lol
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:10/14/12) Hunny I was talking about a pic spread of MEEE in a lab coat and glasses hahahahahaha
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:10/14/12) LOL ! I meant no charge for the IDEA ! I realize the whole point of you ladies doing photo shoots was to attract customers, not scare scar them for life hehehehe ! I mean I shave down there and everything but still the risk would be there lol !
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:12/27/12) Updated reviews from my recent trip to the Love Ranch. Come check them out!!!! Hope everyone had a great holiday and has a FANTASTIC New Year See yall on the 11th of Jan (unless I get an appt sooner that is hehe)
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:12/27/12) great bunch of reviews and next time I get a chance to say a proper hello, I am going to take it I saw you friday but assumed I'd have time to say hi on the following saturday but you were no where to be seen when I showed up
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:12/27/12) Awww, I know...I noticed that...but I had been extremely busy. Hopefully next time you visit we can talk sweetie. Its a total bummer I didnt get to meet you in person finally. I will be back on Jan 11th, so if you come around...be sure to make some time for us to talk.
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:12/27/12) Thank you Layla Maybe some day we can have one made for US...ur so beautiful
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:01/20/13) Thank you so much Caressa. I hope I get to meet you in person someday!!!!
Re: Crystal Jon's Reviews (updtd:02/25/13) I have updated my reviews from my most recent trip to LRN...come check it out
