@Air Force Amy found this joke and i loved your art joke... what do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names..... (i hope I'm not going to hell for this joke lol) ....
A Farmer in his field with his cows counted 196 of them, But when he rounded them up he had 200... lol
I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Did you hear about the two an-tennas that got married It was a nice ceremony BUT the reception was amazing
Two Cows are standing in a Field Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of Mad Cow Disease? Cow 2: Good thing Im a Helicopter
And the Lord said unto John "Come fourth and you shall receive Eternal Life" But John came fifth and won a toaster
I love Apple but this joke was too funny not to post... lol apple I do love you I promiseBill Gates farted in an Apple Store and stunk up the entire place. But its their own fault for not having Windows.
Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. after a while one elephant says to the other... "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing"
Fantastic exercise that really helps you to lose weight: Turn your head to the left. Good. Turn your head to the right. Very good. Repeat this exercise whenever you are offered any food.
LOL!!!! That's hilarious! Did you need cleaner jokes to tell? I wasn't sure what you were going for, so I went for dirty jokes....
Men are like snowstorms You never know when he's comeing how many inches you'll get or how long he will last One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex the mother is going up & down on the father & when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. "What are you doing mommy"? The mother too embarrassed to tell her little girl about sex makes up an answer. "Well, sweetie sometimes daddy's tummy gets to big so I have to jump up & down on it to flatten it out." The little girl replies," Well mommy you really shouldn't bother with that." The mother confused asked "Why do you say that" the little girl replies "Beacuse mommy every time you leave in the morning the lady next door comes & blows it back up".
Why is a woman like a hurricane? Once it's over your stuff is trashed, your house is gone and everyone is telling you they saw it coming. Why are blonde jokes so short? So Brunettes can remember them.
( What does a robot do after it cums? IT NUTS AND BOLTS!!! ) Short, sweet, and to the point ♡ (Love robots) ♡
I remember the first time my parents took me swimming... The looks on their faces when I got out of that burlap sack
Escalators don’t break down… they just turn into stairs "I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing… except when you’re at a funeral
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
A father bursts into the bathroom and yells, "Son, if you don't stop doing that right now, you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Dad, I'm over here."