A Helping Hand for a Happy Ending

Picture yourself sprawled out on a warm massage table, soft cotton sheets laid delicately over your naked flesh. Sensuous, warm hands working across your back and shoulders, skillfully melting away the work day stress. You notice my hands pause at the crook of your hips, and feel my lips brush barely against your ear. “Roll over for me baby…” I croon, moving my hands to suggest shifting yourself around. I reposition the sheet over your body, smiling softly at your growing bulge under the sheet. “Shall I lend you a hand…perhaps, a happy ending?”

A massage with a happy ending is a common fantasy, one that many men and women have pondered while laying on their massage therapist’s table. Being both a massage therapist and a sex worker at the Bunny Ranch, I’ve had the pleasure of helping others fulfill this fantasy. It’s only natural to be aroused during a massage- you feel so good afterwards, once the stress has been worked out of your tired muscles. Let my delicate fingers work out all the little sore spots, before tending to the rest of your bodies needs. Sex is psychological as well as physical, so it is important to fully relax before shifting gears to focusing on your sexual desires.

The Bunny Ranch has a spacious Massage Suite specifically available for erotic massage parties. Massage with a happy ending, nuru massage, yoni & lingam massages, etc are all possible! Physiologically speaking, touch to any part of the body can trigger the parasympathetic nervous system, which in turn triggers arousal. It’s perfectly healthy to experience this during a massage, and its quite fun to experience release following a high quality full body massage.

Unlike a “vanilla” massage, physical arousal isn’t just welcome — it’s encouraged! Throughout the massage I’ll be kissing your body, sensually touching you, all while clad in barely-there lingerie. My personal favorite is to massage your body slowly, starting with your shoulders, back, legs, and buttocks — then roll you over and tease before finally pleasuring you fully. There are even special places on your body that I can massage to specifically enhance and increase your arousal and pleasure! Without a doubt, a massage with a happy ending will be the best massage of your life.

So what makes for a great Happy Ending Handjob? Here’s my expert top 3 tips to maximize your pleasure:

 1. RELAX! 

 This is a massage too- let your shoulders down, and take a deep breath! Its okay to lean into the pleasure, and give yourself permission to close your eyes and just let your stress melt away. When you come to the table already feeling calm, you’re going to have a much better time! Being in the right frame of mind for our date helps to set the stage for a pleasurable experience that you’ll enjoy from the tip of your toes to the tip of your…well, you know…

 2. Don’t Rush It

 It can often be tempting to bypass the massage and skip right to the happy ending. I mean, who doesn’t want their dessert first? In this case however I advise patience. The pay off at the end when you finally climax will be absolutely toe curling! The torturous temptation of my bare breasts pressed on your back while I massage your knots away is enough to drive any man crazy. I’d apologize for teasing, but I wouldn’t really mean that. The slow build up is all part of the experience! 

 3. Sweet Release

 A common mistake men make when enjoying a happy ending massage is to try and prolong their pleasure by holding back their orgasm. Believe it or not, this actually is the #1 cause for a failed fantasy! When you ask your body to delay gratification, you’re actually decreasing your pleasure and limiting how strong your orgasm is. By simply letting go and giving into sweet release, you’ll experience perfect bliss! Follow these 3 tips, and you’ll have the happiest of happy endings, and some pretty great memories too! 

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Authentic Nuru Massage

The United States and Japan enjoy a very close relationship. We’ve been Military Allies since the 1950’s and our countries have exchanged tons of fun and exciting things in both directions for a very long time: Karaoke, Sushi, Kendo, cars, motorcycles, Go-Go Girls, movies, games – and even exotic sex techniques. You may have already heard whispers about one of these ultra-sexiful Japanese Specialties: Nuru Massage. What is Nuru Massage? Nuru was a super-secret Japanese Sex Technique created before the Internet existed. But today, thanks to the Net, you can see real Japanese Nuru Girls in action for yourself virtually anywhere in the world via Japanese Adult Videos (AV’s).

In Japan, we call Nuru “Lotion Play” or “Mat Play.” It is a specialized premium sexual service offered by Soaplands to customers who want the ultimate in intimate erotic encounters. To get started, we lay an ordinary air mattress on the floor of a specially-simulated bathroom, and then we cover it and our bodies with a lubricating lotion tailored for erotic sex-play. This lotion – or Nuru Gel – makes everything really slimy and slippery. In Japan our “Older Sisters” teach us how to make Nuru Gel from scratch, using closely-guarded super-secret traditional ingredients. Our Mamasan then teaches us how to apply it – and how to slide on top of the man’s body to bring him maximum pleasure. It doesn’t sound very difficult or sexy, does it? But once you’ve seen the shiny, squirming fully-aroused body of a girl straining to stimulate every inch of a starkly rigid fully-erect customer – live or in pornography – you will want to experience the real thing in person for yourself as quickly as possible.

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Kiteh Kawasaki from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Historically, the prewar Japanese Turkish Bath evolved into what we know as modern-day Soaplands in the 1960’s. A decade later, Miss Hamada from Kawasaki City introduced Nuru as a new kind of full-service body-wash and massage for men. Hamada-Sensei began to teach the secrets of this new Art to others through apprenticeship and also via articles in popular Japanese sex magazines. While Nuru Massage may have originally started out as an innocent scrub-down to relieve dry skin, nowadays it is nothing less than an epic erotically-charged sexual performance loaded with titillating tricks and secret techniques refined by Japanese sex workers for more than four decades. Surveys say 90% of guys want to try Nuru, but only 10% have done it. Most people have never tried it even at home with their wife or girlfriend. Wives might say “How did YOU learn about THAT?” so guys are naturally afraid to ask. It’s always safest to try it out with a pro first. But I do have to warn you: it’s totally addictive. Why? The lotion itself – when made freshly with authentic Japanese ingredients – is loaded with slimy erotic excitement. It’s totally nasty. Japanese girls say it makes them “empty” and you’ll find out right away it makes us go completely nuts. Nuru girls transform into something utterly foreign, shiny, slippery and exotic. Our breasts, thighs, ass and erect nipples slide over you rhythmically with a steadily-growing chorus of mind-numbing erotic sounds. Before you’ve climaxed a properly-trained Nuru Girl will pull away with a sticky, sucking sound so you can see her body totally aroused and covered from head-to-toe with the gooey sexual lubricant. Nuru is all about tactile, auditory and visual stimulation. It smells like sex – and it tastes like excitement.

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Kiteh Kawasaki offers authentic Japanese Nuru Massage

What you see in porn is totally different when you actually experience a real-life girl. You can feel her enjoying herself. You can taste the Nuru Gel in your mouth. She will wrap herself around you tightly, and you will be able to feel her slide you inside her over and over. The Nuru Gel will be everywhere by the time your session is over. That’s why we use a bathroom – and not the bed – for Lotion-Playing. Girls like to hug customers during sessions, because it feels good to them too. But it’s easy to fall if you’re not really careful on the Nuru Mat – and that makes it even more exciting. Experiencing real danger and real pleasure hand-in-hand brings out mutual tenderness and caring in both partners on the Nuru Mat. This strong feeling of mutual gratitude is what Japanese call “love.” It may look messy. But it feels so good.

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Nuru Massage is a wet, full-body massage using a slippery nuru gel concocted from all-natural ingredients

Authentic Nuru Massage forges a deep mutual trust, caring and compassion focused on shared pleasure and physical well-being. Even a brand-new girl can become comfortably relaxed and deeply intimate with you almost immediately. Because Japan has cultivated the arts of compassion and hospitality for many centuries, a fully-trained Japanese Nuru Partner will instantly bond with you just like a long-lost soulmate – and she will treat you like living Royalty. This is an experience you’ve got to try in person to really “get it.” Bathing at home or watching porn can’t even come close. Japanese Nuru is a living art that very few foreigners can ever experience even at Japanese Soaplands or at Licensed Geisha-Houses that cater only to Japanese. But thanks to Dennis Hof you can experience authentic Japanese Nuru right now – here in America – with the only Japanese National licensed to thrill by the State of Nevada. And I will enjoy every minute just as much as you do. Because I just can’t get enough of that stuff. Call me…

Kiteh Kawasaki

Exotic courtesan Kiteh Kawasaki is the only Japanese National currently working in the legal Nevada brothel industry. Well versed in numerous Japanese pleasuring techniques, Kiteh is a featured entertainer at Dennis Hof's World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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