A Helping Hand for a Happy Ending

Posted by Alice Little on January 12, 2018

Picture yourself sprawled out on a warm massage table, soft cotton sheets laid delicately over your naked flesh. Sensuous, warm hands working across your back and shoulders, skillfully melting away the work day stress. You notice my hands pause at the crook of your hips, and feel my lips brush barely against your ear. “Roll over for me baby…” I croon, moving my hands to suggest shifting yourself around. I reposition the sheet over your body, smiling softly at your growing bulge under the sheet. “Shall I lend you a hand…perhaps, a happy ending?”

A massage with a happy ending is a common fantasy, one that many men and women have pondered while laying on their massage therapist’s table. Being both a massage therapist and a sex worker at the Bunny Ranch, I’ve had the pleasure of helping others fulfill this fantasy. It’s only natural to be aroused during a massage- you feel so good afterwards, once the stress has been worked out of your tired muscles. Let my delicate fingers work out all the little sore spots, before tending to the rest of your bodies needs. Sex is psychological as well as physical, so it is important to fully relax before shifting gears to focusing on your sexual desires.

The Bunny Ranch has a spacious Massage Suite specifically available for erotic massage parties. Massage with a happy ending, nuru massage, yoni & lingam massages, etc are all possible! Physiologically speaking, touch to any part of the body can trigger the parasympathetic nervous system, which in turn triggers arousal. It’s perfectly healthy to experience this during a massage, and its quite fun to experience release following a high quality full body massage.

Unlike a “vanilla” massage, physical arousal isn’t just welcome — it’s encouraged! Throughout the massage I’ll be kissing your body, sensually touching you, all while clad in barely-there lingerie. My personal favorite is to massage your body slowly, starting with your shoulders, back, legs, and buttocks — then roll you over and tease before finally pleasuring you fully. There are even special places on your body that I can massage to specifically enhance and increase your arousal and pleasure! Without a doubt, a massage with a happy ending will be the best massage of your life.

So what makes for a great Happy Ending Handjob? Here’s my expert top 3 tips to maximize your pleasure:

 1. RELAX! 

 This is a massage too- let your shoulders down, and take a deep breath! Its okay to lean into the pleasure, and give yourself permission to close your eyes and just let your stress melt away. When you come to the table already feeling calm, you’re going to have a much better time! Being in the right frame of mind for our date helps to set the stage for a pleasurable experience that you’ll enjoy from the tip of your toes to the tip of your…well, you know…

 2. Don’t Rush It

 It can often be tempting to bypass the massage and skip right to the happy ending. I mean, who doesn’t want their dessert first? In this case however I advise patience. The pay off at the end when you finally climax will be absolutely toe curling! The torturous temptation of my bare breasts pressed on your back while I massage your knots away is enough to drive any man crazy. I’d apologize for teasing, but I wouldn’t really mean that. The slow build up is all part of the experience! 

 3. Sweet Release

 A common mistake men make when enjoying a happy ending massage is to try and prolong their pleasure by holding back their orgasm. Believe it or not, this actually is the #1 cause for a failed fantasy! When you ask your body to delay gratification, you’re actually decreasing your pleasure and limiting how strong your orgasm is. By simply letting go and giving into sweet release, you’ll experience perfect bliss! Follow these 3 tips, and you’ll have the happiest of happy endings, and some pretty great memories too!