::Getting Cheezy With Randy Ryder::

I wanna take out my golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.

 

What a combo!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

We you just about covered everything!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I would like Four #1s!
2 Best Breast 2 Terrific Thighs 2 Luscious Legs and a Bootylicious Biscuit!
And Kryptonite Kitty for Dessert!
You Do Parties Right!

 

Your legs are like "Weapons of Mass Destruction"!!! You should insure them!!!

 

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.

Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

 

Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.

Play with fire and you end up burnt, play with a firefighter and you end up wet.

I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.

I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?

 

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.

 

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!

 

Randy Ryder's parties are filled with so much Sexy Fun, I didn't need a plane to get back home, I just floated!

 

Some cheesy pickup lines I want to try on @randyryder
What are the chances any of these would work on you my dear?





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I love how your long hair feels so silky!!!

 

Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

You in the mood for some stroke play?

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.

 

Rose Are Red
Since the Ranch is closed my Balls Are BLUE
I know you can Help!
When I CELEBRATE my Birthday with You!

 

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?