::Getting Cheezy With Randy Ryder::

We should do a Naughty Assistant Party! You will look HOT taking notes but I will get you coffee!

 

Yep you will love what I have in store for you in Vegas but I can't wait to see your face in March! It's fun to be a Blessing to someone else! Surprising you is so much fun because you Appreciate it!
It is also is a challenge to get creative! How can I surprise Randy this trip?

 

Indeed you have!!!! Many, many fun filled times!!!!

 

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

 

You must be an angel, because your texture mapping is so divine!

If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.

 

Your legs are like "Weapons of Mass Distruction" and you should get them insured!!!

 

Randy with a Booty like yours when our parties end I hate to see you go but there is nothing like watching you walk away!

 

Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.

You wanna be my equipment manager.

 

Did it work though? At least it made you smile, I count that as a win.

 

Randy can you help me? There is something wrong with my cell phone... It doesn't have your number in it.

 

Randy, Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

 

Hey Randy, you gotta feel my new shirt. Do you know what its made outta? ... Boy friend material.

 

lol! Now this is a good one!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

So you’re saying I’d have a chance with this one? Lol

 

Perfection!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Ok, but when do I get to feel it?

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Oh boy! That sounds like an invitation...

 

Can't think of any pick up lines at the moment, but damn you are beautiful. @randyryder

 

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY RANDY!

I know you must be thinking, why am I giving you Halloween Candy?
Cuz I want to be your BOO!lol
Happy Valentine's Day!

 

Happy Valentines day! @randyryder

 

Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

 

Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!!

Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!


If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting either head or tail?

 

Have @randyryder fulfill your fantasies with many memorable experiences to cherish!!!

 

Speaking of.... I heard KFC over in the UK has vegan chicken and everyone says it tastes amazing.


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

That’s a pretty good one!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Happy Valentween!

Hehe


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Maybe they will bring to the States soon!!

 

I would love to try!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I’m finger licking good too hehe!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Yes ma'am you are indeed!! Hehe

 

Yummy!


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Your Original Recipe is Mouthwatering! A Randy Ryder Breast and Thighs is so Tasty but we all know your BOOTYLICIOUS Biscuits are the Best!

 

You better trademark that! Oh let's do a Valentween Party next year! I will miss Halloween but I have a Sexy plan for us and our Sexy brunette friend for next Valentine's Day!

 

Oh Lord Randy please don't give anyone a new idea for a Baby name!
VALENTWEEN!
VALENTWEEN!
VALENTWEEN KRISTINA JONES, don't make me call you again!lol

 

I really envy the coffee cup that's lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.

You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!