You can eat whatever you want without gaining weight You can stare at cheerleaders and it's not only acceptable, it's a sign of school spirit! You can be an underperformer but not get hassled as long as there's someone worse than you Food & housing are free! Working was optional Gimme the 5 best things/activities/services you ever spent money on
Scooter Rental Sci-fi conventions My truck Steamed hard crabs Paratransit bus Gimme 5 sexiest tv characters ever
Buffy Mary Ann (From Gilligan's Island - you could instead select Ginger, but you'd be wrong) Pam Beesly (The Office) Lois Lane (From Lois & Clark) And for the ladies - Don Draper Gimme 5 TV shows/movies that you loved as a kid, but re-watched as an adult and realized they're a big pile of stinkeroo. (Alternately, 5 TV shows/movies that're popular now even though they're terrible)
Stinkers imho...... Avatar Modern Family Two and a Half Men Justice League Batman v Superman Gimme 5 exotic animals you would want as a pet
Assuming I became Jeff Bezos so I could afford the upkeep and habitat for these: Bald eagle Ocelot Gila monster Spiny softshell turtle Lion fish But no Tribbles! Gimme 5 reasons movie bad guys want to rule/destroy the world
To punish mankind To save mankind Endless riches To impress someone Simple insanity Gimme 5 holidays you would eliminate
Arbor Day Sweetest Day (we already have Valentine's Day) Labor Day (I never understood this. We celebrate working by not working. It's like celebrating Steak and Blowjob Day by ordering a nice salad.) Presidents Day Multiple Personality Day (This is an actual holiday, I checked. At least I think I did.) Gimme 5 excuses for not getting your work done on time
Too much to do Got injured Death in family Forgot about it Tornado Gimme 5 things you like on your burger
Lettuce Tomato (a ripe tomato, not one of the ones that's picked early so there's no taste) Pickle Cheese (Cheddar, not that Velveeta-type stuff) A toasted sesame-seed bun Gimme 5 people/characters who're known for being snobs (besides myself)
Madonna Lea Michele Carter Pewterschmidt on Family Guy Ebenezer Scrooge Cordelia Chase from Buffy Gimme 5 favorite appetizers
"Gimme 5 favorite appetizers" The kinds that are fed to me by a woman who's: Wearing a Princess Leia metal bikini Breathily whispering "I hope you have some . . . appetite after this." Fanning me with a palm frond Saying things like "I hope there's other things you can do with that tongue." And I dunno . . . giving me a bruschetta, maybe? Gimme 5 foods that you would never, never eat unless you were starving to death.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (Why Part 2, specifically? Because it's the one I watched the day before I went camping.) Saw (The main characters do more than die, they completely lose their minds.) Re-Animator Descent Slither (The way the alien takes control of their host - just gross. Ick.) Gimme 5 things you do when bad weather has you stuck inside.
"I just went through a bad breakup." "My friends talked me into getting back in the dating market." "I'd like to have kids someday." "Hey, that guy at the other table is pretty cute!" and my all-time favorite: "Thanks for the great time, um, Dave." Gimme 5 people/characters who were good at being sneaky (either in a business sense or a physical stealth sense)
JR Ewing on Dallas Bill Gates Frank Abagnale from Catch Me If You Can Al Capone Cigarette Smoking Man .. X-Files Gimme 5 types of Knots
Polish wedding chicken Kielbasa Polish potato salad Herring Bread Gimme 5 actresses you wish were courtesans
Nicole Kidman Daniela Ruah Alessandra Augustynski Loni Anderson (back in the 70’s) Laura Prepon Give me 5 National Parks based in Utah. Contrary to local folk lore. Donny Osmond’s house is NOT one of the 5 national parks. Neither is Marie’s residence!!!
Zion, Bryce, Arches, Canyonlands, Capitol Reef. I have been and hiked all of them. If you ever get a chance to walk down into the hoodoos of Bryce Canyon, do it! Give me 5 activities you want to do and with whom once the ranches open.
If life, money and health weren't an option...... @Air Force Amy - Anything and Everything @AliceLittle - pamper party @RubyRae - GFE @LavenderJoy -School girl fantasy @cumishaamado - cook lumpias and feed them to me and then... Heehee Gimme 5 boat names if you had a yacht and named it
S.S. Archimedes S.S. Poseidon S.S. Neptune S.S. Bathysphere S.S. Cousteau (For funzies, the names have something in common relating to the question) Gimme 5 things you'd like to call the politicians who're delaying the opening of the brothels.
(Hm, most of your answers concerning politicians have body parts that eject waste. What a coincidence!) Mystique The Princess Bride Persephone from The Matrix movies Vesper Lynd from Casino Royale Pretty much any woman from Sin City Gimme 5 phrases to dissuade women who would otherwise sleep with you (e.g. "You're so hot - you remind me of my mom.")
Your cute despite that big mole I'll bet you could cure my Erectile Dysfunction Your worth a Viagra or two Great legs despite those varicose veins Two more beers and I'd take you home Gimme 5 careers you wish you had explored
Pilot Literacy teacher Masseuse for brothel workers Advice columnist The generally average guy who is thrust into dire circumstances against insurmountable odds but manages to save the day Gimme 5 careers where the people don't do anything useful
Toll Booth Attendant Restroom Attendant Elevator Operator Pet psychic Prime Minister of North Korea Gimme 5 things to say to a Spam caller to stop future calls
"What are you wearing?" "The doctors here say I'm not allowed to get packages anymore. I have . . . outbursts when my expectations aren't met. Could you personally deliver my purchase?" "I listed my favorite Pokemon characters by power level! Let me read them to you!" "I said I'm on the phone! Just bury it in the backyard before the cops get here!" "I'm definitely going to buy from you today! I have more money than I know what to do with because of my proprietary, no-money-down real estate system! Let me tell you about it . . ." Gimme 5 things you should never do/say in a horror movie.
Be sexually promiscuous "What could go wrong!" " It's just a silly legend! " Go into a dark cave alone Be a virgin Gimme 5 favorite cocktails
Daiquiri Margarita Bloody Mary Cosmopolitan Martini (shaken, not stirred) Gimme 5 embarrassing things that've happened when people have gotten drunk (either you, a friend, or in the news)
From reddit... Hugged a bum and ended up with lice. Headbutt a stripper. Played the knife game on the bar top in an attempt to impress the ladies... Needed stitches. Got into a fist fight with a tree. Stole the tip jar. Gimme 5 things you missed during quarantine
The brothels Not having to hear "Stay safe" or "We're all in this together" repeatedly Working out at the gym For the first month - decent bread Being around people for my job (Seriously, if I have to hear "We're all in this together" much more, the first thing I'm going to do when this is over is buy an orphanage, throw everyone out on the street, and then say "I guess we're not all in this together!". And then cackle evilly.) Gimme 5 things you could do with an orphanage besides use it for orphans.
That’s funny that the topic you gave me is about orphanages, especially because I grew up in one. - allow displaced sex workers to live at the orphanage as well. - use the extra space for homeless people. - use it as a place for spiritual worship. - host charity events to fundraise money for kids in the foster care system. - create monthly meetings for parenthood awareness to teach adults how to treat their kids, lots of messed up people have kids then don’t really know how to raise them. let’s change the topic to something more exciting: Gimme your five favorite different sex positions
Cowgirl Reverse Cowgirl Hovering Butterfly (sit on my face) Sixty Nine Gift Wrapped (Horny Mantis) Gimme 5 funny things that happened during sex ( to you or partner or you heard about)
These didn't happen to me. They, uh, happened to friends of mine. . . You gently glide your fingers up your partner's side and accidentally touch her secret tickle spot Going in for a kiss, but she shifts and you wind up smooching her on the tip of her nose Unhooking a bra for the first time (no explanation needed) Trying to simultaneously rush over to the bed and take your pants off at the same time. Comedy gold. Having an orgasm and trying to think of something clever to say, only to realize there's so many endorphins going through your brain that you can't remember your own phone number Gimme 5 things that you do, personally or around the house, to prepare for winter
