Certainly feels that way sometime Thank you for your kind words Jessica! And I do have to admit it was one of my favorite shoots!
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What did the penis say to the condom? “Cover me! I’m going in!” That joke was lost on everyone when I told it in high school. Looking back, seeing all the teenage pregnancies, I think that explains it.
Another video game brothel in Final Fantasy VII! Except the only purpose it serves is to provide Cloud with an addition to a disguise.
My Italian cousin sent me another joke. Husband:"Scientists found that men say about 10,000 words a day, while women say about 20,000..." Wife(shouts from the kitchen):"It's because we have to repeat everything twice you blockhead!" Husband:"What?"
I received another joke from my Italian cousin. A naked woman robbed a bank nobody remember her face.
I received another joke from a baseball friend on my Facebook Page. Baseball Humor One day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance. I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and all the greatest players up here." The Devil replied, snickering, "Yes, but I have all the umpires."
While I was at the driving range today, smacking some balls, a social security scammer called me. Him: The police will be at your house in 45 minutes. Me: I hate to tell you this, but I’m not home. Him: Where are you? Me: I’m in Nevada getting my pipe smoked.
I would have told him that there was a girl from India working at the ranch that told me she had a brother that worked at a call center, and asked if it was him, but the scammer disconnected when he realized he wasn’t getting anywhere with me. LOL
I have a lot of fun with people that call my phone and waste my time sometimes I just spit out random grunts and sounds and tell myself it sounds like German haha