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    First video game brothel?

    Seriously! What’s going on in there?
     
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    I found out a few days ago that IRS scammers and other such scammers hate my silly voices.
     
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    I wonder if conception occurred onsite as well?

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  5. Certainly feels that way sometime ;)

    Thank you for your kind words Jessica! And I do have to admit it was one of my favorite shoots!

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  6. LOL!! These are very funny :D
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    Looking for player 2, and possibly player 3 and player 4.
     
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    The ultimate cosplay fantasy...
     
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    The Wal-Mart Wrestling Federation!
     
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    What did the penis say to the condom?

    “Cover me! I’m going in!”

    That joke was lost on everyone when I told it in high school. Looking back, seeing all the teenage pregnancies, I think that explains it.
     
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  11. Hilarious thread!!
    Would you do this at the store? I call it, "YOU ARE BEARY LOVEABLE" :p
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    Another video game brothel in Final Fantasy VII! Except the only purpose it serves is to provide Cloud with an addition to a disguise.
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Lol!!!!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Haha

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    These are all too good!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    That would be crazy to see!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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  17. My Italian cousin sent me another joke.

    Husband:"Scientists found that men say about 10,000 words a day, while women say about 20,000..."
    Wife(shouts from the kitchen):"It's because we have to repeat everything twice you blockhead!"
    Husband:"What?"
     
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    Damn right! LOL

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    LOL

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    LOL!!!!!!!

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  21. I received another joke from my Italian cousin.
    A naked woman robbed a bank nobody remember her face.
     
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  22. I received another joke from a baseball friend on my Facebook Page.
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    One day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance. I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and all the greatest players up here." The Devil replied, snickering, "Yes, but I have all the umpires."
     
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    Another contribution from my old friend.
     
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    LOL!!!!!

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    Metal chopsticks. Amazon sells them.

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    Found this one while rummaging through Reddit and couldn't resist sharing it.

     
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    What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

    Cherry float.
     
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    Another gem from old friend Fred from NC.
     
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    While I was at the driving range today, smacking some balls, a social security scammer called me.

    Him: The police will be at your house in 45 minutes.

    Me: I hate to tell you this, but I’m not home.

    Him: Where are you?

    Me: I’m in Nevada getting my pipe smoked.
     
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    Lol what if you simply told him they are already here
     
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    I’m partial to Franks Morgue you kill em we chill em !
     
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    I would have told him that there was a girl from India working at the ranch that told me she had a brother that worked at a call center, and asked if it was him, but the scammer disconnected when he realized he wasn’t getting anywhere with me. LOL
     
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    I have a lot of fun with people that call my phone and waste my time sometimes I just spit out random grunts and sounds and tell myself it sounds like German haha
     
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