I also feel equally terrible for shouting “FINISH HIM!!” I had no idea you’d rip off his head. I also shouldn’t have said, “Flawless victory,” either.
Unless... That’s not a bad idea for a party. A Nintendo 3DS party! There’s an ad for Nintendo. (Dirty and nerdy...gotta love me!)
Every once in a while at work, there’s a song that comes on that goes like “meanwhile, back at the ranch,” and all I can think is, “meanwhile, at the ranch, they’re having more fun than me right now.” LOL
There was some dude that opened a strip club called the G-spot. Sadly, he had to close it coz most men couldn’t find it.
“It’s-a me, Mario!” Fun fact: Did you know that Nintendo owns the rights to the Super Hornio Bros porn movie series? Why? To halt distribution.
Mormon missionaries are next. LOL Jehova’s Witnesses tried to get me to join them, but they made the mistake of leaving their literature with me, and I read it. I did not agree with it, and when they came back, I told them that I did not agree with their faith. Then I got the “you’re gonna burn in hell” thing as they left. Mormons and Jehova’s Witnesses aren’t that different. They both factor in the end of the world, but the Mormons encourage preparation for it. All Jehova’s Witnesses day when the world ends is kiss your ass goodbye.
Some goofball on Twitter decides he wants to be the hero we didn’t ask for. You know me! I just had to! And now...we wait...
Take a trip to Norway this year! I asked my friend, who’s a travel agent, if he’d recommend a Norwegian vacation, and he said, “Hell yes!!”
This actually happened long before I discovered King Diamond’s music...long before I discovered rock and metal, for that matter. As a kid, I was very familiar with KISS. In third grade, a friend of mine had a KISS lunchbox, and quite a bit, the side that showed Gene Simmons spitting blood faced me. King Diamond holds no grudges to his credit.
