We are going start having 5 Alarm Fire Parties! Oh I got to get you a Sexy Fire Woman Outfit and a Super Soaker!
And your parties are Always Amazing Breathtaking and Leaving me Wanting More but you make sure I can't take anymore! You are the BEST Randy!
I got to come up with more Funny Confucius stuff! Like could you imagine Confucius taking his kids somewhere. You know kids will see Mcdonalds and the kids will start asking him for a Happy Meal! Confucius come up with that Bullshit again. Pure Happiness comes from a Meal your Mother has made from heart at home! You so cheap Confucius! Get them kids a Happy Meal and give your wife a night off!lol
Finally going to have my Randy When Wet Tshirt Party! I plan on making you Super Wet Then Super Soaker!
Randy I still get nervous and excited before each of our parties! You make every party as Exciting as our first! You are the Best!
What do you think Confucius would say if he chose a lineup at the Bunny Ranch? A Wise Man would not choose just one Bunny but since I can only choose one I will choose Randy Ryder because I am a wise man!
Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. Confucius
Awwww that makes me feel special! After all our parties we still give each other Butterfies! I know your parties keep getting HOTTER!
A 3 Girl Party or an Outdate with you? A Wise Man will ALWAYS choose Randy Ryder! Quality over Quantity!
That's going to be HOT but getting Soaked By you will be even HOTTER! You're Just To Good To Be True Can't Wait To Get Soaked By You!lol