I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep For my shadow in the pool can do better than that! That's deep Confucius! But really do you guys think Confucius really had a lot of friends? Imagine it's back in the day and your at party and things are cool then Confucius walks in! Music stops! Everyone is thinking who invited Confucius? Confucius would be that guy fucking up the party! He would be creating quotes about everything! You getting something to drink. Confucius walks over and says A punch bowl is Nothing without the punch.wtf You trying to talk to a girl. Confucius walks over and Confucius Blocks You with this quote Man at party probably looking for woman for the night not love forever!wtf You laughing with some of your friends Confucius walks over and says Laughter is good but think of those who have nothing to laugh about.wtf LOL
Confucius had a lot of quotes but I'm thinking I'd hate to be one of his kids! Everything you would do wrong you would get a Confucius quote. I'd have a complex.LOL
Hey John I've been wanting to do anal party with Randy but this Confucius says has got me really conflicted!LOL
I'm not Confucius but I know this... Tony Dark Says Randy Ryder is Amazing! A Wise Man would Book her for your first time an short time an Outdate Or Overnight but a Wiser Man would Book Randy Ryder and Pantera for a Two Girl Party!
Awww so are you! I think some of your sweetness is rubbing off on me during our parties! Can you give me a lot of Rydes so some of your cuteness rubs off on me?lol
Think about the Bullshit Confucius wife had to put with! She would be like Confucius can we go out to dinner tonight? Confucius would say Man who works all day wants to stay at home to eat and play! She would be like All you had say was No! I'm tired of you Bullshit Confucius!lol
We he was very wise! Anyone that comes to see you will be experiencing some of those Amazing things about you and a lot more!
Only because our parties are so HOT we set off the fire alarms! Your parties are so HOT you should call them a 5 Alarm Randy Ryde!