TERROR Won't Stop The Bunny Ranch!
Posted by Dennis Hof on May 25, 2017
Today, just before 4:00 AM this morning, a disgruntled former trucking company employee wearing full body armor backed a stolen 18-wheeler truck into the front entrance of the Bunny Ranch brothel in an apparent sadistic attempt to gain notoriety. Thankfully, no one was injured as a result of this maniacal terrorist attack and the perpetrator was apprehended by police. America’s most beloved working girls are shaken by this horrific incident, but they are not deterred from their mission to deliver incomparable sexual pleasure to horny people across the globe.
Rest assured, this unfortunate incident has not affected my business. My world famous brothel is OPEN and will continue to be open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year! Nothing will impede us in providing the finest sexual services on planet Earth!
A few of the Bunny Ranch ladies tell their stories about yet another odd occurrence in Bunny Ranch history. Entice Love initially thought the attack was just the ice machine…
Summer Sebastian, a pregnant sex worker, believed she was awakened to the usual celebratory sounds of a night at the sex palace…
Mikki Lynn, still a bit delirious, was with a customer at the time of the attack…
Below are some images of the horrific event…
Dennis Hof
Dennis Hof is the charismatic owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the most famous legal brothel in the history of the world and subject of the smash hit HBO series “Cathouse.” Hof owns a total of seven licensed brothels throughout the state of Nevada including the Love Ranch, the Sagebrush Ranch, the Kit Kat Ranch, and the Alien Cathouse. Hof has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of other major universities, colleges and public events around the globe and he is the author of the best-selling book, “The Art Of The Pimp: A Love Story” published by Regan Arts.
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Crazy bastard !
Whoa! That guy really caused some damage. I’m glad he’s not driving around anymore. I feel safer already.
That is scary. I am glad all ladies and staff are ok. Glad Carson City Sheriff is a fast response team.
This was so terrifying waking up to the building shaking and hearing the crashing. I thought it may have been an earthquake! I ran down as fast as possible and by the time we went outside to see what was happening the cops were bringing a guy in a bullet proof vest to his knees to cuff the person. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that A truck had came through our front door.
I’m so thankful to the staff, the law enforcement. Thankfully no one was hurt and everything was back to normal fairly quickly.
I am glad everyone is ok. Does Sophia Jaye still work there?
Think of all that pussy saved…..
Glad to hear that
“Wearing body armor.” This is why, when I go to the range to practice, I practice head shots. More and more criminals are wearing body armor. One of the police officers killed in Dallas shot the prep several times in the body. The prep then walked up and executed the officer.
Two to the body, one to the head. Rules to live by.
wow this guy is nuts….had some grievance he says from 14 years ago—what a putz, what a piece of garbage, prison for life…..
Biggest “load” ever dropped at the Ranch!
I am going to make it over to the bunny ranch brothel as soon as I’m able. Terrorist won’t stop myself either.
Wow. I’m glad everyone is ok. What a loser this guy is! Like Denis said I think he was only looking for his 15 minutes of fame. Again, I’m happy that all the girls,employees and customers are safe.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT SOMEONE IS CAPABLE OF! THIS IS SO SCARY AND SO REAL ALL AT THE SAME TIME! I AM SOOOOO HAPPY ALL OF MY BUNNY FAM IS OK!