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February 2017

Sports and Sex

By Ivy Mae

-KitKat Ranch Kitty of the Year

There are many men today who can watch professional sports on TV and think back to a time when they weren’t watching that game from a couch. They instead remember that very amazing feeling of when they themselves were the ones on the field. That feeling is never driven by the games you didn’t win, but instead by that over-powering feeling of knowing that you, for a moment, dominated your chosen field and walked away with the lifelong memory of a sensational victory.

In this sense, a person’s sex life is a lot like a sport. The sexual conquests and intense love affairs we have throughout the course of our lives become some of our most cherished memories, and define our self-worth and sense of accomplishment as human beings. As a serious sports fan, and a legal sex worker at Dennis Hof’s Kit Kat Ranch in Nevada, I’d like to take a moment to illustrate the similarities I’ve noticed between sports and the wide world of sex.

Watching VS Playing

The couch is never a satisfying place to be when you have that itch to play. If you are fortunate enough to make it to a playing field, it will never compare to that experience of stepping in to a real stadium. A place where every blade of grass is perfectly maintained, a place where your name is on the back of a clean pressed jersey, a place where every teammate you play with is a professional. The same is said when it comes to sex. Sitting in a chair watching porn will never be enough satisfaction. Not when the thought comes to your mind that you could be the one playing the game with someone who could pull you off the bench and out of your amateur status and give you the chance to play as a pro.