I did a thing today!

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  1. I mean is it by radius, diameter, length, small, medium, large, XL, tie a board to your ass so you don't fall in, or what?
     
  2. Old Nick
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    I worked my shift, mowed my neighbor’s lawn, and now I’m doing Uber Eats deliveries.
     
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  3. ................................................Wow - busy day! ..............................................
     
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    Yep. Gotta make that money. I did have a disappointing Uber night, though. Some other driver picked up an order I was supposed to deliver, so that screwed me. On the plus side, I did get a tip for one delivery.
     
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  5. With just one typo

    " I worked my shift and mowed my neighbors lawn" could be a line in a porno

    Lmao
     
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  6. Too funny. You are definitely due to get laid! :p
     
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  7. I know right? It's been three whole freaking weeks, thank god I don't need it (like oxygen) to survive! LMAO
     
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    I’ve been on dry dock for...fuck, I can’t remember the last time I had sex. It was when my wife and I were getting along better. Damn...so long ago...
     
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  9. You actually DO need sex to survive... Maybe not as often as you must draw breath or drink water bu it's still a true need. Don't waste yourself away by going without that much needed regenerative connection.
     
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    In my 20s, I was surrounded by women that did not think of me as a guy to either date or have sex with, especially local. There was always an excuse, but all the same.

    “Nick's a nice guy, but he’s:”

    1. Not tall enough.
    2. Not exciting enough.

    In short, I was no one’s type.

    I was 26 when I lost my virginity at a brothel. So yeah, it took me long enough.

    I will admit, there are women that aren’t my type. I remember signing up on an LDS dating site and talked to someone I was not attracted to, and was freaking nuts, too. I may have to tell that story. It’s kinda funny.
     
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  11. Yes! Now that you brought it up. I would love to hear the story.
     
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    It’s a long story. I might have to email it to you.
     
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  13. I ran a few errands, nothing major, but I loved being out in the sunshine! :)
     
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  14. . So sad

    my is full love for everyone
     
  15. Getting outside is big deal for me, too. I rarely get out so it's always a special occasion when I see the open sky.
     
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    Or I might do a thread if anyone else wants to read it. LOL
     
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    I wrote the story on another thread. I wish I knew how to link threads on this. I realized that this story is kinda funny but very cautionary, too.
     
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  18. my is full love for everyone
     
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    my is full love for everyone
     
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    Wow @sonja look at you handy-woman! Always so impressive you are!

    XOXO,

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    [email protected]

     
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  21. LOL - Thanks! It's easy to do anything that gives pleasure.
     
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    I enjoyed playing with puppies today. Few things in the world are as therapeutic as that.
     
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    Watching my daughter play Minecraft between Uber Eats runs.
     
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    It's my day off. So I laid here in bed working on stuff. I think I'm going to take a stroll down to the store in a bit. Only like a 40 min walk. But it gets me out of the apartment.
     
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  25. I got an unexpected package of sexy clothes. I will have to get pics in them and post them here. What a great surprise!
     
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    Now I’m playing Minecraft for my daughter’s entertainment.
     
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  27. Kiki, that is beyond great. Professional yet cordial and personal. Happy for the 2 of you. I have had 2 trips to the Ranches, the ''professionally personal" far outshines the mindless conformity of a mere transaction.
     
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  28. That is so awesome that you took the time to do that...Box or not, even store bought. Alas, the time to bake from scratch certainly makes you a great catch! Nice & sweet gesture.
     
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  29. Okay...I have to ask..."Is there grass on your infield?"
    (Merely creating a light-hearted pun joke) You on a mower begged the pun to your sexy self.
     
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  30. This is interesting and fascinating. There is another board member that also does this type of reenactment, albeit for the Civil War... @grizzly I think. Thanks for sharing.
     
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  31. That idea could actually lower the overall absurd costs of current healthcare, treatment and medication.
     
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  32. The more posts I read by you, the more I like you. Smart, kind and sexy...All philosophically so.
     
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  33. Wow...Riley that is super awesome of you to recognize that. I am certain this perceptive attitude will serve you well.
     
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  34. Holy moly Roxy! I am impressed. In this often ultra hyper-sensitive era, it behooves us all to solve problems with level-headed understanding rather than an overstatement of a misunderstanding. Kudos to you gal!
     
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  35. Care to elaborate on this Sir? I am curious. Thanks
     
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