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March 2017

Tinder Vs. Legal Brothels — Why Tinder is Boosting Nevada Brothel Visits

By Dennis Hof

-Owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Today, while being interviewed for a morning radio program, I was asked about how the ridiculously popular dating app Tinder is affecting my legal brothel businesses. I’ve never spoken about this subject before, but the conversation I had this morning has me thinking about how Tinder positively impacted Nevada’s legal prostitution industry — and why Nevada-style sex-for-pay is a better option for sexually active people looking for a hot hookup.

With over 100 million downloads and well over 10 million daily users, Tinder is pretty much the top dating application out there, and, let’s be honest, it’s primarily utilized by men and women looking for a quick lay. Tinder is like a worldwide singles bar that you can enter at any time — a meat-market that fits in your pocket — and it’s a platform that strongly encourages and helps facilitate casual sex encounters. Sounds like fun, doesn’t it? At first glance Tinder may seem like a magic wand that can miraculously conjure up nookie whenever its users get the urge, but Tinder is no Bunny Ranch. The dating app is doing sex-seekers more harm than good, and I believe Tinder is one of the reasons why my prostitution business is on the upswing. Here are a couple of reasons why…

Tinder Increases the Rate of STD’s — My Brothels are Disease-Free

Tinder-inspired hookup culture is encouraging casual sex but not encouraging safe sex. I own two legal brothels in the Las Vegas area, the Love Ranch and Alien Cathouse. Over the past two years, business at these cathouses has been booming. One reason why so many Las Vegas tourists are frequenting my legal brothels is because Vegas reported a significant increase in sexually transmitted diseases from 2015 to 2016.

When this STD outbreak was first reported, I was baffled as to why it was happening. When one of my working girls explained to me how Tinder was reinventing the casual encounter, it rapidly became clear to me why dating apps are actually boosting the brothel business. The sexual stupidity Tinder encourages is not only causing an unprecedented and unnecessary STD epidemic in Sin City, but also frightening Vegas tourists. It’s easier than ever for Las Vegas vacationers to make the decision to visit my STD-free sex dens. Tinder has turned Vegas into a playground of disease and paranoia, so my medically-tested prostitutes are more in-demand than ever.