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March 2017

Brothel Owner Offers “Free Sex For Life” To the Person Who Can Prove Melania Trump was a Prostitute

by Dennis Hof

- Owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

While First Lady Melania Trump files her third defamation suit against the Mail Online over a 2016 article that accused her of having once been a prostitute, I’m stepping up to clear her name once and for all, by offering free sex for life at my legal brothel to anyone who can prove Trump was a working girl.

I don’t believe she was a prostitute, and I’m going to get to the bottom of this by offering a prize worth millions to anyone with information about Melania’s professional sexual history — a lifetime supply of complimentary sex at my Bunny Ranch.

Understand this: There is NO WAY the First Lady could have been a sex worker…and I’m an expert!

Prostitutes are compassionate, warm women who are able to convincingly play the role of their client’s girlfriend. Melania is an icy shrew who wears her emotions on her sleeve. She can’t even convince the American public that she isn’t absolutely disgusted by her husband — just look at her face in that viral inauguration video as she reacts to the President, absolute detestation.