This VS. That

American: cigarette

VS:

UK: fag

 

American: trunk and hood

VS:

UK: boot and bonnet

 

American: Suspenders

VS

British: Braces

 

American: Vest

VS

British: Waistcoat

 

American: Hungry

VS

British: Peckish

 

I like how they say crisps!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Ya!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I like waistcoat!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Oh I didn’t know this one!

Braces huh....

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Wow!

Bonnet could be a hat too.

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

So crazy!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

So funny when they call someone a wanker!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Thanks for joining on in!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : airplane

VS.

UK: aeroplane


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : purse

VS.

UK: handbag


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : zipper

VS.

UK: zip


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : gasoline

VS.

UK: petrol


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : phone booth

VS.

UK: phone box


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : can

VS.

UK: tin


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : check

VS.

UK: bill


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : license plate

VS.

UK: number plate


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : sweater

VS.

UK: jumper


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

America : uniform

VS.

UK: kit


-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

The first time I heard that was from an exchange student in high school! He asked where he could buy some and I spit my soda out!LOL
I had to explain it to him.

 

The UK jerk off porn is such a huge turn off. Now it starts off HOT when they say take out your cock in their sexy accent. Then they say now start Wanking it!lol I start cracking up! That's right you're a naughty boy off wanking it like that. It's the funniest shit I've ever heard.

 

American: old guy.....slot machine.....mistress...young lady

VS

UK: geezer...………... fruit machine....doxy...…...mawther (cheeky mawther )

 

American: Kissing

VS

UK: Snogging

 

Love this one!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

Lol!!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

I would crack up too!

-Pure heart with a dirty mind,
Randy Ryder

 

American - Drunk

VS

British - Pissed
*********************************************

 

Let's watch one together!

 

America Fuck
UK Shag

Dirty talk in the UK is funny! If I'm ready to party and a lady says let's shag I'm going to start thinking about Austin Powers!
Yeah Baby Yeah!

 

America Pussy
UK and forgive me for saying this but they say Cunt.
Sorry we know that the C word is frowned upon by a lot of ladies in the US.
That's why I love Pussy!LOL

 

US - Ass

VS

UK - Arse..............................................