My Valentine's Party With Ruby Rae

Discussion in 'Real Life Ranch Reports' started by HBKPunk, Feb 16, 2013.

  1. What else can be said about the red-headed wonder Ruby Rae? I've got a lot of cheesy song lyrics going through my head, but the James Morrison song "Under the Influence" may say it best: "Once you've had a taste of it, there's no going back". That sounds about right. Here's the song if anyone would like to get the full experience.

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    If you read my overall ranch review, you know that Ruby met me on her day off so I could introduce myself and so I could calm my nerves a bit. She can definitely help put you at ease.

    When we went back to her room for negotiations, she blew me away with her ideas. I was just expecting to be her date for the party that Saturday. Little did I know she was adding an outdate, a two-girl party (review posted), and a pre-party special massage right then and there! Needless to say I was blown away with her generosity. I know she'll tell you she has small hands and doesn't give a good massage, but to someone who has never gotten one before, I think she did a great job. :D

    As I said in the earlier review, I kept to myself most of the day, which in retrospect I now kind of regret because I could've spent more time with her and also gotten more time to hang out with Dane, gLip, and Crock and could've watched them make his famous chili. But I knew this was going to be the night of my life, so I decided to take it easy. I got to watch my VCU Rams win their basketball game right before I met Ruby at the ranch.

    When I got there, she was wearing the beautiful red dress which I'm sure everyone saw during the Ustream show. I went earlier in the day and got her some flowers, which she was very appreciative of. Once she was done with her part of the show, we went out to eat. I had heard a lot about Duke's Steakhouse, but sadly it was crowded and there was going to be a 20 minute wait, which Ruby says never happens. No need to worry, because there was a great italian place in the same casino.

    Surprisingly all of the nerves I had earlier were gone. We had a great time eating and talking. I'm thankful she didn't fall asleep listening to me talk about my poker playing actually! :lol: Near the end of the meal was the first instance that night of me getting "the look", which MusicMan and others can attest will have you coming up with ways to cover your tracks, so to speak! :wink:

    When we got back to the ranch, we watched everyone play the party games that were going on. We sat there for a little while until I got a look of a different nature! :twisted: From there, we proceeded to the real fun! Again, I won't go into the details, but I will say that when she gets "happy", her legs will come together and she'll nearly suffocate you! :shock: :shock: :shock: Trust me when I say, I've finally found the way I want to die! :lol: No harm was done during the proceedings, but again, if you have to go, that's the way to do it!

    Once the two-girl party was over and Kimberly left, Ruby stayed with me in the parlor a lot longer than she had to. It just goes to show how special she is and how much she wants you to have the time of your life. And I did! :)

    With that being said, I want to thank Ruby for one of the best nights (and weeks) of my life. I can't wait to get back there and see you again. And like I said, if I can win big playing poker this summer, I'll be out there immediately.

    Since I could potentially now die a happy man, here's another song by one of my favorites (and I think he's becoming one of hers) that can describe my feelings to a T.

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  2. Fantastic review! Sounds like a great time!
     
  3. I know who I'll be constantly calling a lucky bastard on twitter next week! :wink:
     

  4. Thank you sir. I heard that you were there when I was. I wish I would've known, I would've introduced myself. :|
     
  5. No worries, I'm sure there will be future opportunities. Somebody pointed you out to me but you were in deep conversation with Ruby at the time, and I didn't really get a chance to say hi later. :)
     
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    Reading this is such a TURN ON;-)
     
  7. It was awesome. Of course, we both know that she looks beyond awesome when she's wearing nothing at all! :wink:
     
  8. Gotcha. Yeah, Ruby can do that to you. :mrgreen:
     

  9. Glad I could be of assistance! :mrgreen:
     
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    EXCELLENT!!!! And not a bad way to die indeed!!!! :wink:

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  11. Great review man, and glad you had a great time! And yes, "the look"! It's about time she gave that "look" to you, you were getting off easy there for a while!!! :wink: :lol: I've gotten really good at coming up with excuses to cover my tracks when receiving "the look" from her, the problem is that she's too smart to fall for my "recoveries"!!! :lol: Maybe you will be able to come up with some "recoveries" next time you see her!

    Once again, great review and glad you had such a great first visit!

    MusicMan
     

  12. Don't worry, I'm working on a list of recoveries as we speak lol! :lol:
     

  13. Indeed it is. I'm just surprised I never thought of it earlier! :wink:
     
  14. Words cannot express how happy this review made me when I read it :) I am SO SO SO glad that you had a wonderful time! I wanted to make sure your first visit into the brothel world was a great one and I had so much fun with you making sure of it! :) I can't wait to do it again and again and again :D

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  15. Be careful with your words, you may make me cry! :oops: I promise to get back to you as soon as I can. My motivation to win at the World Series of Poker is usually pretty strong, but its even stronger now because I'm using it as motivation to get back to you!

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  16. What a memorable Valentine's this was! Can't wait until you get back here, babe!

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  18. A V - Day party sounds like a great idea, I am so happy that yall enjoyed~
     
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  19. It was :) !!!
     
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    What a wonderful Valentine's Day this was :) Nothing better than an outdate followed up by sexy time back in VIP room :)
     
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    Thank you so much for the review, HBK!

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    Thank you, Roxanne! We definitely did ;)
     
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