Mighty Aphrodite: Keely Rose

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  1. For many years I have perused the lineups of the various houses in Nevada online and fantasized. Living thousands of miles away, however, having the opportunity to visit any of them was something I had the occasion to do only very rarely. A few weeks ago, looking at the Sagebrush website, my heart started melting when I saw the photos of a newly arrived courtesan: Keely Rose. She seemed to be the near perfect embodiment of every physical attribute that for whatever reason I seem hardwired to desire and not only that, but she was young and seemingly at the absolute peak prime of life. I was instantly smitten.

    As luck would have it, fate was smiling. By pure coincidence I was asked to attend a conference on the west coast. It was the first chance I had had in years to come out that way (when alone). With some trepidation I emailed Keely. She responded promptly. Seeing her email waiting in my inbox seemed almost unreal. That this was a universe where someone could "book an appointment" with an apparent sex goddess... And so, I reserved a flight, not to my ultimate destination, but a city within driving distance of Mound House, Nevada. My boss wouldn't need to know, of course.

    Fast forward to the bar at the Sagebrush: I arrived an hour early and while waiting worked on a double whisky at the bar. At the appointed time, Keely appeared. Now, people reading these reviews are used to seeing lots of flowery language and an over abundant use of aggrandized adjectives -- and if you've never visited one of the premier Nevada brothels then maybe these reviews seem overly imaginative -- but if you have visited one, planned well, and were very fortunate then you already know that often these descriptions are not fanciful exaggerations at all... So, when Keely appeared in front of me it was a shock to see that she was even more gorgeous in person than her photos. Her dress was literally straining to contain her. That a human being could have natural breasts of that magnitude, of that voluptuousness, and in totally perfect over-proportion to her svelte mid-section, with such hips, legs, and a perfect round bottom, not to mention her sensual, delicate mouth and lips, and oh her eyes, red hair, and perfect skin...no words can do it justice or explain how mother nature could produce such a super being... and I hadn't even seen her au naturel yet.

    Keely was too new to have any reviews, which can be very important guides when choosing somebody, and her bio was also scant. I had been burned years ago, having had a bad experience at one of the houses near Vegas after paying a lot of money up front and then having a "party" that lacked any engagement or enthusiasm. Youth can also be a detriment in some ways, in so far as experience can be concerned. But, as Keely explained, she had worked in porn for a year and done "other things". She was quite experienced, she reassured me. Well, even there, I thought, there is a difference between shooting porn and knowing how to professionally service a patron in a brothel. We negotiated a one and a half hour "party". I can't say I wasn't a little worried as we stood at the cashier while my wallet was literally emptied of every last bill. What I can say now, though, is I wish I had brought even more cash despite the expense!

    As clichéd as it is to say, I will leave it to your imagination as to what all went down during the party, suffice to say she completely and utterly blew my mind. That you could open a door and just enter such an unreality from your everyday life seems inconceivable, but you can. With the dress removed, her figure was even more unbelievable than I can put into words. Photos or video can never compare. Those breasts are surely the work of the gods. What must happen when she goes about in public or god forbid to the beach, I can't even imagine. Both boys and men must just die inside at the sight of her...

    But, to summarize the main points, she was very open to all sorts of activities, freely engaged with enthusiasm and fun, was generous and spontaneous with extra activities, and was attentive and sensitive to my needs. But what should be said most of all is that Keely seems to really love sex for its own sake and in a very genuine way, and there was nothing more enjoyable (or a bigger turn on) than just spending time bringing her to climax through whatever means were necessary. For myself, having drank too much whiskey, it came right down to the wire, but I managed to explode at the very end with just minutes to spare. Lesson be learned. But the ending was only the icing on the cake. All the intimacy and sensual lead up were really the main event. When we were done, I was left in a state of discombobulation, totally stunned. This was to last for hours. Hobbling to the lobby, I said to the bartender, "All I can say is two words: Holy Sh*t!" The four hour drive from there to my hotel was like being on a cloud.

    So, in sum: if you want to condense years of expensive therapy down to just an hour or two, go find the right courtesan, spend the money, and you might be shocked by the outcome. They are truly doing a service for mankind!
     
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  2. gLip5
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    Very nice review! I met Miss Keely a few weeks back at karaoke night and she was so easy to talk to. Very nice conversationalist and singer.
     
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    Great review she is stunning [smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif]
     
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    tahoebigbear Well-Known Member

    a very well done review...nice to hear all the good things about Ms Keely Rose..
     
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    Lunch Buffett Well-Known Member

    I've been waiting for this review. Bless you! :)
     
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    That's to bad!! Lots of up selling these days this is an issue that needs to be addressed I wasn't there sounds horrible I'm sorry you had a bad experience for all the money you must have spent I'm sure your post will be deleted but there are plenty of wonderful ladies that will take care of your needs
     
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    foreverman Well-Known Member

    I'm in the same boat with you when it comes to ED, shyguy71. A year ago I was in treatment for prostate cancer and I was able to beat it. However, the radiation left me with some ED. I've tried two parties with 2 different ladies and they both were very helpful. They worked hard to get me into the game and it worked. I did take Viagra as well. I have a party planned soon and it will be a 2 girl. One is from before and the other is new to me. We've discussed my situation and I think it will go well. So sorry to hear you had a bad time. Look for my review soon.
     
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    foreverman Well-Known Member

    Great review sk62. So glad she was everything you wanted. I've yet to meet her but have a visit planned real soon. Hope to meet her then.
     
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    What a great review!!!!! She is a lovely lady!!!!
     
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    Very stunning and fun woman, this review is amazing. Don't wait for an opportunity to spend time with Keely.
     
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    I love reading your awesome review!!! She is amazing!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Great review! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Awesome review and book with her today with many memorable experiences to cherish!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     

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