It's a generational joke, but it's funny if you think about it. My grandfather said about one of our tightwad relatives - "He pinched his pennies so hard, the buffaloes pooped!"
Thank you, thank you! You've been a wonderful audience, and I'll be here all week! I gotta go to sleep!
But best not get started on that now. I'll be thinking dirty thoughts, won't be able to sleep, and sooner or later I'll end up taking advantage of myself. I'm not weird, I don't tie myself up first!
I have no idea what kind of spider, but I had an ugly swollen bump on my elbow. My dermatologist said it was a spider bite, but not anything to worry about and refused to remove it - pissed me off! So I went home, sterilized a scalpel, tweezers, got a box of gauze and Q-tips, some alcohol and topical antibiotic and opened that ugly thing up. I cleaned all kinds of scar tissue, pus, blood, and God-only-knows-what out of there put a bandage and antibiotic on it and today it's gone. No scar, no nothing. Chickenshit Doctor!
I have some so-called neighbors about a block away. If there is any no-good to be gotten up to, they are always in it up to their necks. Basically, they are scum-sucking rodents. Imagine my surprise the other day, when my neighbor/police detective validated they were indeed, scum-sucking rodents, but slso that the proper term for multiple scum-sucking rodents was "a bunch of scum-sucking rodents"!
I saw a picture of a groundhog the other day, which explained the weird weather were having. The groundhog was sitting in the shade smoking from a bong!
Group of sharks is called a frenzy or school A group of young sharks (less than a year old) is called a nursery (awwwww)
I have 3 Ferrets, Smokey, Bandit and Loki......they are a load of fun. I just found out a couple of days ago that they called group of 2 or more a business. I just kinda chuckled.
