Annoying things in porn

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  1. randyryder
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    Is it weird that I kind of like cold pizza???

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    Some could pop and any minute with all that jumping up and down!!

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  3. When I would do BDSM porn scenes nothing worse than the woman acting like a robot, she wasn't into it for other than a payday. Worse were the ones who didn't respect boundaries, actors/actresses all have "no's" and those are to be respected.
    Nothing funnier for me than being called in for stunt work. The main guy was either a contract star or going to be on the box cover so they couldn't cut him, but he couldn't perform so they would film all they could with him and then I get brought in for the up close penetration, raging hard on shots and the money shot so it took a lot knowing which angle, hand position and direction to go so the scene had continuity. But its hilarious knowing you had to do the scene because he couldn't.
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Wow! How crazy!

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    Taboo Porn!WTF
    I mean just because I act like a Motherfucker doesn't mean I want to be one!lol
    Unless it's someone else's!
     
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    How about when the girl looks at the camera!
    You ain't Deadpool! Stop the 4th wall break and concentrate on the girl eating your pussy!
    Sorry I guess that was building up in me! Thanks for letting me get that off my chest!lol
     
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    I’m not much of a fan of the “fauxcest” crap either. I saw one video which was a fantasy of mine where a sexy tattooed babe did her neighbor’s son, though it was a POV JOI video. That was my fantasy for a while. There was a sexy biker babe a few houses away. I used to wish she’d invite me over for MILF and cookies. LOL

    It’s usually the gonzo porn where the ladies look at the camera, but I’ve seen it in the story driven porn, as well. Course, I saw one where the actors spoke to the camera as part of the script, so I’m not sure that counts.
     
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    I agree with you, prolapse anus or vagina is not hot to me, and then continuing to preform in that situation, not hot. I'm not in to the gape thing either.

    Some scenes are way to long, or the scene was spliced with different angels to make the scene longer.

    Dubbing over the actors or playing music over the actors own sounds is a turn off.
     
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    Noo, I love that stuff, especially for breakfast!
     
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    Another thing in porn that bothers me is when pornstar looks like someone you know!
    My friends dad looks like a pornstar and every time I find a porn with a HOT lady he is the guy!
    I can't watch that shit!
     
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    There was a girl I knew that worked the front desk of a garage I used to take my car to that resembled a porn actress. She was a doll. Her porn counterpart was sexy, too.
     
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    You know what else is sweet, your kisses, Cumisha.

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    A video where the woman is being shared with another guy by her husband and she has no ring on.... its just a small part of the fantasy but its got to be there!
     
  16. Just so you guys don't get too hung up, frustrated or moody here's an inside scoop. Over half the guys in porn have penal implants, this number could be higher but in 2010 when I left the industry about 7 out 10 guys either had an implant or were scheduling surgery.
    For the record I don't.
     
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  17. Are there scat films you do like?
     
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    That one is a good one. And if there's obvious bad chemistry.
     
  19. I think elevator music is the most annoying thing in porn. It's 2019 we should have better soundtracks
     
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  20. When they interview the girl at the beginning about her sex life and you realize she's talking about you.... :eek:
     
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    when they talk too much and also when they say dumb things when they do talk

    One of the videos I had was a spoof on the Office and the lady was giving this guy a BJ and right in the middle of it he's like did you make this coffee? Mouth full of dick she's like uh huh he's like great coffee dumbass omg lol
     
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    I really can't stand when the guy shoves his dick so far down the woman's throat that she starts gagging. Not attractive at all!
     
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    This is annoyin
    I couldn't agree more!
     
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    This is such an interesting thread,
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