When you’re watching a porn movie, what things annoy you the most? For me, it’s when the guy makes more noise than the girl. I’m pretty sure it happens in reality. But I like hearing the girl. There was a tape in my former stepfather’s porn stash that had a scene where the guy is hooting and hollering, making all the noise, and the girl was not only silent, but you could tell she was mentally balancing her checkbook through this scene. Also, poor dubbing ruins a scene for me, as well.
I remember watching a film with a very sexy woman who at least looked like she was into it and giving her all, and the dumbshit guy couldn't keep a decent hard-on. You could tell about half the time he wasn't even in. Now this happens in real life - sometimes little me just isn't up to the task, but in porn? That's annoying.
Foreign language porn (yes, I listen) and subtitles! Also the ones where it starts and they've already jumped each other and are going at it, I like the build up, the fantasy of it all to unfold
When I was filming - the retakes got to me. It's natural to make a seductive remark in the moment. But when they make you go back and do it over and over again you can get punchy. Sometimes it's hard to keep a straight face & it gets hard to maintain your authenticity the 5th time you utter the same thing.
Either of these: When the guy slaps the woman hard enough to leave a mark, either on her buttocks or (what the hell is he thinking) her breasts When he grabs her by the throat, either to pull her closer to him or for balance during intercourse Note: This isn't fetish-BDSM stuff I'm talking about here - I've seen this in mainstream porn.
Oh, I hear ya, bro! I saw one in my former stepfather’s stash, where the girl got spanked so much, her butt was pink! Also, I’ve seen girls getting slapped in the face during sex! What’s that about? Also, when guys spit in the girl’s face or in her mouth! What the fuck is that about? I guess some girls get off on that, but these are the same girls that need a guy who’s 6 foot whatever, with 6 pack abs and a 9 inch hammer. In fact, on AFF, I saw a profile of a girl who had wanted all of that, and she was a bishop’s daughter.
I don't like anything that is disrepectful to ladies...I like glam,lingeri and high heels porn. The hitting and all of that does not work for me at all!
What I've found is that there are also Guys who watch that who imagine themselves in that sub role with a woman.
I do remember when I first started watching porn, I did want someone to show me the ropes, as it were. I was a virgin at the time.
In interracial porn , too much use of the N word Don’t really need the gal saying “ give me your big black cock ni@@er” I brought it up when I saw Erica Lauren a few years back and she gave me the “ that’s the script they give me “ line
Yeah - the actors don't get to decide anything. We are just directed. The cameraman at one of my shoots told me that racial prejudice is great for porn because of all the taboos. It's generally the racists who enjoy seeing interracial sex. For the record, though, I can't utter the N word. That's my taboo. If I were directed to say that I'd have to draw the line.
This guy may have been blessed with a big cock, but if that woman couldn't arouse him, maybe he belonged in gay porn.
Anyone take issue with breast implants that make a woman look like she’s got water balloons attached to her chest? So not sexy.
Another thing I find annoying...Nick Manning. Now don’t get me wrong. The dude has worked some major hotties (Lezley Zen and Nikita Denise have good spots in my fantasies), and he brings out the best in any girl he works with, but he himself is annoying! He makes far more noise than the girl in some cases, and in those cases, to get more than a peep out of her, he’s gotta go to hyper speed oblivion, and when he cums, is this really necessary? “Rahhhh!!! Dropping loads! Dropping loads!!” I’m just saying.
Yes. I am silly - but really, a half-ass hard on with a real hottie in a porn film is unprofessional! Not that I would be mistaken for a professional with an anaconda between my legs . . .
Nope, I was at a bachelor party at the time - we were throwing popcorn and booing at the guy on-screen, and applauding the girl.
Well, it was long ago when I was much more rowdy. I'm old enough to know better now - but still do it anyway! No, just kidding, older and wiser!
Indeed, but not until football season is over. I coach and all of my time is spent with practice, games, and film revuew.
That’s pretty awesome though coaching is a lot of mental and patience kind of like chess but with player instead of pieces
Yes except you can move the chess pieces - players don't always do what they should - especially this year.
It annoys me when game films look more like pornography than football. My commentary gets pretty pornographic, too! Sometimes you get a bunch of players that not even a grumpy old cuss like myself can straighten out. Unfortunately, that's this year's team.
Every once in a while there is a group that has been in school together since elementary school, and lacks motivation, problem solving ability, leadership ability, and resilience under adversity. Unfortunately, that group is this year's team.
