After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration..... '$#%&, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!'
:lol: :lol: :lol: Great jokes!!! What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
I love it when a woman comments on another's shoes. That's the only time I ever look at shoes. They are cute.
Blonde Mechanic The blonde mechanic told his customer, "I wasn't able to repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder." :lol: :lol: :lol:
"During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital." xoxo, Holly Monroe
"I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!" ... "Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK." LOL :lol: :lol: xoxo, Holly Monroe
"A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe." xoxo, Holly Monroe
Blonde Inventions Some Inventions are simply better left uninvented: Left handed pencil Clear correction fluid Black highlighter Waterproof tea bags Braille driving manual Dehydrated water Screen door on a submarine Helicopter ejection seat Air conditioning for motorcycle Wooden barbecue Glow-in-the-dark sun dial Gasoline fire extinguisher Battery-powered battery charger Fake rhinestones Fireproof matches Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses Mesh umbrella Solar-powered flashlight
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper! :lol:
A blonde a brunette and a redhead walk into an adult store. The redhead asks: “How much for the black dildo?” “50 bucks”, says the clerk. The brunette asks: “How much for the white dildo?” “50 bucks”, says the clerk. The blonde picks up a big silver one and says: “How much for this one?” “Oh, I have to get 100 dollars for that one.” They all three make their purchases. The clerk is chuckling as the women leave and his partner asked why he was laughing. “Well”, he says, :”I sold the black and the white dildos for 50 bucks apiece. Oh, and by the way, I sold your thermos for 100 dollars.” Chili
